Is my 70 something year old parents screaming at each other about how to cook rice properly going to be the thing that finally kills me? Please avenge my death. - ThreadSky

azedand2knots.bsky.social • 94 days ago

Is my 70 something year old parents screaming at each other about how to cook rice properly going to be the thing that finally kills me? Please avenge my death.

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lipsofadog.bsky.social•85 days ago

Very Frank and Estelle Costanza vibe

imdmingyour.mom•93 days ago

I worry what would happen if you recommended a rice cooker to them 😆

kazumi-kiguma.vtubers.social•94 days ago

This is exactly why rice cookers were invented

outofnames.bsky.social•94 days ago

I mean rice has been pretty well settled for centuries so. It’s not the rice.

therealnbw.bsky.social•94 days ago

Rice cooker as a a holiday gift? Bonus if you see porridge setting to make your oatmeal.

lt-atl.bsky.social•94 days ago

Given recent events, that may not be your greatest fear anymore.

piratepegspretties.bsky.social•94 days ago

My parents called me at work once to mediate a screaming match about how to use the TV remote. I hung up on them.

caroleu.bsky.social•94 days ago

Probably, and yes of course we will.

theebonedaddy.bsky.social•94 days ago

Get them a rice cooker for Christmas. Gift it early

azedand2knots.bsky.social•94 days ago

Do you have any idea how many times I have offered this? You'd think I was offering to kill their first born (which is myself).

noneofyourbusyness.bsky.social•93 days ago

Just do it. If you can, order it shipped and without anyone's name attached and fill the card out as ambiguously as possible. "For great neighbors/friends" They will be sus but maybe they will have to figure out if they have a thoughtful friend/neighbor who likes them that much.

Skip nonstick.

theebonedaddy.bsky.social•94 days ago

The kind of parents who only have fighting left in common (i had those).

junkertownrevival.bsky.social•94 days ago

Same for me, Except its my parents fighting over how to properly use the Remote.

forcemanure.bsky.social•94 days ago

3 parts rice to 4 parts water. Boil uncovered, reduce to low, cover, cook for 14 minutes.
FLUFF WITH FORK!
DID I STUTTER?!!!!!
FLUFF WITH THE MOTHER FUCKING FORK! GODDAMN IT LINDA!!!!