This morning when I was in a romantic mood, I came up with a version of D&D in which whenever you encounter some monsters, they're all just making out.
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Like, 'You walk into the cave and as you raise your lanterns you see two Bugbears that are smushing faces and exploring each others' bodies, what do you do?'
The comedy potential of rolling checks and saves should the player(s) decide to try and join in is gold 😂 Charisma check failed; the bugbears are just not into you. Dexterity saving throw failed; you are trapped in a gelatinous glorp.
...honestly of the three DMs I'm dealing with, there's one I 100% expect would do this to me, and I'm honestly here for it? It would be outrageous and the amount of amusement and joy I would get from the encounters would be second to none.
You know... in the *thousands* of Entries I put together for my Encounter Activity Project (d100 for each Monster) I don't think I used this one!
Though it has been awhile since I've read through them!
Is it all monsters or could like a redheaded lady human be there, too? Like making out with the biggest fluffiest beast? 👉🏻👈🏻 Asking for a friend. It's important.
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:)
The only DnD for me right now is the Vagabond Chronicles Podcast. This is not this version 😄
...honestly of the three DMs I'm dealing with, there's one I 100% expect would do this to me, and I'm honestly here for it? It would be outrageous and the amount of amusement and joy I would get from the encounters would be second to none.
Though it has been awhile since I've read through them!
https://blog.d4caltrops.com/p/ose-encounter-activity-tables.html
All I've got to say is... don't roll a nat 1 💀
[Or do, I don't kink shame.]