"My name is Maximus Desperatus Cringeus. Father to ten embarrassed children, ex-husband to multiple wives, and I will totally kick your butt on this planet or Mars, unless my mommy says no."
He keeps daydreaming about this, but making up excuses to not fight. I'm also a fan of how two guys who could completely eradicate homelessness and hunger together are trying to turn it into a charity event. Fuck them.
I’m Italian. yesterday’s news said that the earnings would go to hospitals, not veterans. am i getting something wrong? I admit I didn’t listen attentively since I don’t care about two billionaires fighting each other as an “outlet for their masculinity” (-cit. grimes)
The “shoulder blade” (scapula) is surrounded by muscle and lies over part of the rib cage (thorax)…it doesn’t “bump into the ribs”… that’s not a medical thing, unless he had trauma to his chest in the last couple of days
He’s trying to imply it’ll be held at the Colosseum, but it’s definitely going to happen in some parking lot (perhaps with the Colosseum partially obscured by an office building.)
A Play right out of "The Idiot's Guide to 4th-Dimensional Chess." Chapter 3, Subheading 8 "Get your ass handed to you in a ridiculous bout of fisticuffs with a business rival."
Nothing he lays his greasy paws on could simultaneously be respected. He bastardizes everything he touches, an alt-right king Midas who turns everything into steaming shit
It’s kind of like when I grabbed my toothbrush and then the toothpaste, which turned out to be this one kind that my dentist didn’t recommend, see, because this stuff helps my gums, while this just helps the enamel, which if you think about it will become a slight concern in coming years, so I put i
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oh fuck they’re gonna PAY me?!?
Because that makes any of this okay
so is he going back to his natural hairline or—
*Dabs*
He's so fucking cringe. lol
If we’re super lucky they’ll also subsequently die of their wounds.
My silly putty sculpted head.
Although, to be fair, both of them wimping out with a paper cut during the fight and then disappearing in embarrassment for EVER would be funnier.
And Musk will absolutely do the "Are you not entertained?" gesture before the match because he can't help himself.
Listen, give me their billions. I swear I'll do better with it than they do
Wait, forget the casino!
Live. In 4K. On his own platform.