TIPS FOR POSTING FOR THE NEWSKIE POSTERS ON BLUESKY: i am in your walls i’m watching you right now i’ve been watching you for weeks i will approach when you’re not expecting i am in your walls - ThreadSky

junlper.beer • 618 days ago

TIPS FOR POSTING FOR THE NEWSKIE POSTERS ON BLUESKY:

i am in your walls
i’m watching you right now
i’ve been watching you for weeks
i will approach when you’re not expecting
i am in your walls

Comments

dingler.bsky.social•617 days ago

thanks juniper, this guide has been very helpful 😊

astro-egg-celnt.bsky.social•617 days ago

Thatd wierd thats what the gnomes in my house said

fleshless.org•618 days ago

I am your walls.

jonathanpierce.bsky.social•618 days ago

Santa?

naryaneuroticpuppy.bsky.social•618 days ago

*knocks walls* hey june, are you alright in there? need some snacks?

cuil.world•618 days ago

i can clearly hear a leak in the wall in my bathroom could you be a dear and go put some duct tape on that or something, my bill shot up from $30 to $150 this month

patioyeller.bsky.social•618 days ago

I'm out of chips

darkhoarse.bsky.social•617 days ago

If you are in my walls I sure hope you enjoy sharing the space with assorted rodents

spidar.online•618 days ago

unabridgedgamer.bsky.social•617 days ago

Deal with the squirrels while you’re in there?

planet-vee.bsky.social•617 days ago

A bit like mould then.... 😂

joelcalahan.com•618 days ago

jezzerat.bsky.social•618 days ago

Juniper is stored in the walls

allefxy.bsky.social•618 days ago

Just say hi

beetlemoses.bsky.social•618 days ago

Word thanks

goofrider.bsky.social•617 days ago

Sounds like DemonMama copypasta

protoninspector.bsky.social•618 days ago

Can you fix my AC?

shanianne.bsky.social•618 days ago

I really need the company; this is terrific news!

peteness.bsky.social•618 days ago

I won’t lie, I’ve been hearing squeaking

flowerssunrain.bsky.social•618 days ago

Too bad for you I ate all the drywall so you're exposed

bii.photography•618 days ago

Jokes on you I have fiberglass in my walls

otterwise.tech•618 days ago

get outta there

pinksad.bsky.social•617 days ago

aoxenuk.bsky.social•618 days ago

I welcome you to my walls please feel at home

gwiggs.bsky.social•617 days ago

malekkarim.bsky.social•618 days ago

Thank your for supporting stalker rights

roseflag.bsky.social•618 days ago

im out of town can you water my plants

natoally.bsky.social•617 days ago

the big lebluesky

lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social•617 days ago

🤷‍♂️ my house is 130 years old, you’re not the only one in there.

wickedjotun.bsky.social•618 days ago

tell Terry I said I know he's in there and to give me back my Walkman.

hotcommunalist.bsky.social•618 days ago

Well while you’re there could you reach out and pat me on the head and tell me I’m doing a good job? I kinda need that these days

onelabrat.bsky.social•618 days ago

Punch a hole into the wall to give you a sandwich.

megafauna.bsky.social•618 days ago

A knuckle sandwich

onelabrat.bsky.social•618 days ago

My knuckles don’t have much proteins.

But. Vegetarian Sandwich Packed With Protein and Fiber would be great.

zibtara.bsky.social•617 days ago

I hope you like listening to 2 untalented people making up songs for their dogs. Welcome! Oh, no, you don’t get to leave! You’re going to listen to this on repeat. We might throw in a What does the fox say chorus, because we unironically love that song.

zibtara.bsky.social•617 days ago

Riding on a Gator and soaking up the sun
Riding on a Gator and sticking out my tongue
Guess I’ll see you later, unless you want to come
Cause I’m riding on a Gator and having all the fun