Monetizing my account by threatening to beat up individual followers if they don’t pay up - ThreadSky

pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 40 days ago

Monetizing my account by threatening to beat up individual followers if they don’t pay up

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oldohman.bsky.social•40 days ago

No notes.

gryps2.bsky.social•40 days ago

But I've already put everything into Boatcoin, the pixelated currency!

droseph.bsky.social•40 days ago

That's my president

red-liberation.bsky.social•40 days ago

Ha! I'm broke! I am unafraid!

marzipen.bsky.social•40 days ago

Follow your passion (to riches).

rob-baloney.bsky.social•40 days ago

💰

jerry-lundegaard.bsky.social•40 days ago

liking this post in hopes of being put on "the list"

paulscarpelli.bsky.social•39 days ago

I just followed you, and I'm immediately going in a hunger strike...

co2expeller.bsky.social•40 days ago

Ok I’ve been threatening to beat them up if they do pay, I see what I’ve been doing wrong here, thanks

trickymoo.bsky.social•40 days ago

This is the premise of crypto

glowsangreal.bsky.social•39 days ago

By then, it will be way too late...

maxthyme.bsky.social•40 days ago

Bring it on! I deal with regular mind shattering tooth pain, at this point I'm not even sure I'd notice being shot with a small caliber round.

sonofadutch.bsky.social•40 days ago

Can I see your papers, please?

milfordthomas.bsky.social•40 days ago

threaten to beat up your followers for weed money. be a man

sammattingly.bsky.social•40 days ago

dad?

daroga.bsky.social•40 days ago

I misread this as “flowers” and was really confused.

discretionary-duck.bsky.social•40 days ago

"just give them the money, you're getting free physical interaction with your idol, stop being so entitled"

badmouthmorris.bsky.social•40 days ago

Come at me, boat!

badatom.org•40 days ago

"such a beautiful Bluesky account, terrible if *SOMETHING* happened to it . . . "

ih3artdisco.bsky.social•39 days ago

nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social•40 days ago

Pull up then.

mrkltpzyxm.bsky.social•40 days ago

You'd spend more on travel than you could possibly get out of me.
Though, I could always pay you in broken tools and appliances from my basement that I'm definitely going to fix up someday. I'm sure they have some value as scrap metal.

twistedclown.bsky.social•40 days ago

The sopranos method, nice

cheezes.cc•40 days ago

no please

not again

paulmbowes.bsky.social•40 days ago

Let me know how that goes

froodie.bsky.social•40 days ago

It'll never scale

dblexus.bsky.social•40 days ago

jedeckert.bsky.social•40 days ago

imdoctorremulak.bsky.social•40 days ago

its a little light this week, skip

sadlywriting.bsky.social•40 days ago

Two problems with that, one, I like being smacked around. Two, I have no money to give you.

inbee.bsky.social•40 days ago

Given the people here, you might make more money if you promise to beat them up if they DO pay up.

viycoffin.bsky.social•40 days ago

yes sir

flashbackpacker.bsky.social•40 days ago

You're in Australia this is unfeasible.

rocketyonder.bsky.social•40 days ago

Sir, you did this three weeks ago. The cops were called. A nun ended up with a black eye. Stop it.

dangrously.bsky.social•40 days ago

COUNTERPOINT: Perhaps we would enjoy a good hard pixelatedbeating.

drewtoothpaste.bsky.social•40 days ago

i tried this for 10 years on twitter and it didn't work, hope yours works out better

aaronmkeartist.bsky.social•39 days ago

Did anyone EVER show up to get their ass kicked?

Hi Drew! Still a fan from Natalie Dee and MTTS and Crudbump days

ghoulwrangler.biz•40 days ago

I’m right here by the button waiting

bryan.broketheinternet.com•40 days ago

repost the poker while driving logs, I'll ante up

pixelatedboat.bsky.social•40 days ago

I think I can make it work if I can get Paul to add a feature where you can see your followers’ home addresses

sirtonk.bsky.social•40 days ago

gonna recreate that scene from jay and silent bob strike back

naffnaffbobface.bsky.social•40 days ago

It may just be the best movie ending of our modern era and has not aged a bit considering it's 24 years old - if anything it has become even more salient.

danmentos.com•40 days ago

good call. the fatal flaw in drew’s plan was making them come to him

mars-bringer.bsky.social•40 days ago

Work address might be good enough. unless they work from home

xberraxcudax.bsky.social•40 days ago

And it ruled

pfindsen.bsky.social•40 days ago

Bring it, McBoatface!

whatever-die.bsky.social•40 days ago

sonic rings spray out of my essence in all directions. i run into a wall

naffnaffbobface.bsky.social•40 days ago

How much do I owe you by now...? I've got *looks in wallet* 78 pence.

jeffchaley.bsky.social•40 days ago

The digital protection racket is one of the few business models that has not yet been tested.

cynthianevil.bsky.social•40 days ago

I just bought new sneakers and a Prolia injection, so I can’t afford a blackmail payment today.
Yesterday would’ve been better.
Catch me on the flipside, Boaty.