I’m watching the Switch 2 reveal and they’re spending A LOT of time apologising for how bad the Switch 2 smells. They keep saying they’ll find a way to mitigate the stench problem before launch but they don’t sound very confident
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Actually, they fired the guy who was farting on the Switches at the factory. The disgruntled employee who was farting on Switches was upset the company was treating full-time employees as contract employees. Now the Switches are sprayed with a deodorizing poison, the farts isn't a problem anymore!
Well that and also they're charging WAYYYY too much (maybe because of dickhead's tariffs?).... But I'm gonna wait it out. Not that important of a purchase.
Finally a console for people with no sense of smell! I'll be finishing hundreds of Mario levels while y'all are still out buying Febreze & fans, never felt so seen
i was working at Chrysler during the development of the 2013 dodge dart, and it had a serious clutch odor problem, so this was unironically like one year of my life and you gave me flashbacks lol
I heard they arrested the guy who was putting farts in it. Regardless you need to weigh 60 lbs to be able to play the switch 2. (DO NOT PUT ROCKS IN YOUR POCKETS TO GET YOURSELF TO 60 Lbs)
Very concerned about the “We’re very confident players will eventually get used to the ‘cold pepperoni’ texture of the console & controls” stuff personally.
Yup, they're the right size for a potential choking hazard.
Given the undeniable fact that babies/small children will put anything in their mouths and larger children/adults leave things places they shouldn't all the time this is a very sensible thing to do.
I am going to laugh so hard if they can't announce an American price point today until the tariff thing comes out.
Like how they couldn't include the last new Zelda game announcement in their UK Direct because the Queen just died and it was called "Tears of the Kingdom."
some brits are so sensitive about the monarchy lol, I knew this girl from England and when she got the news she just went “the queen is dead 🥰🥳🎉🎉🎊 🙌 woohoo!!” and that’s how I found out
I prefer a stinky switch and I’m grateful Nintendo found a way to make it stinky out of the box. With that and the return of $80 games it’s a sure bet the Nintendo 64 glory days are back. Can’t wait to buy a RAM upgrade for donkey Kong switch 2.
What on earth? Waiting to tune in until the whole family’s home (we’ve had this day on our calendar I think I might get kicked out of the fam if I sneak a peek early), but this is hilarious! Wonder if this will be enough for my son to be happy not to upgrade 😆🤣
I did like it when the Switch 2 bent the Switch 1 over and pegged it while shouting Mario quotes. The smell really was atrocious though, especially during that segment.
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C-suite guy: ship it
it was my only requested new feature and they called me crazy.
WOULD A CRAZY PERSON BE LAUGHING NOW, ALL CRAZY STYLE
Given the undeniable fact that babies/small children will put anything in their mouths and larger children/adults leave things places they shouldn't all the time this is a very sensible thing to do.
This allows any of the other teenagers thinking about maybe having sex potentially weed out a few of their stupider options.
Frankly, everyone wins here.
Like how they couldn't include the last new Zelda game announcement in their UK Direct because the Queen just died and it was called "Tears of the Kingdom."
https://youtu.be/Qu-3qR-nQQU?si=x01SaGE0HuZnisIC
wouldve been hilarious
If it smells like hobo socks, I'm going to be very disappointed.
Washington,D.C.
Why not the ram and computing power?