Follow up: Trump gets in new Cybertruck as show of support for Musk. Cybertruck catches fire and burns up with nobody sure how to get the President out . Trump becomes first US President to die in an EV fire.
That would be one heckuva distinction if it happened. Because really, no US President has died in a car powered directly by petroleum. Or solar energy.
I've been advised that's not entirely true. JFK did die in a petrol-fuelled convertible. Yeah but the thing is he was a target on a carnival game, not a log in a bonfire.
I mean like a) the president isn’t allowed to drive b) I doubt Donald knows how to off of a golf course c) this isn’t going to help Tesla sell cars d) he’s probably going to use our tax dollars to do it e) Jesus Christ the grifting is so obvious f) fuck Tesla and fuck Elon.
On one hand, sounds about right. A ploy to save the stock. On the other hand, when has he followed through on business? On the third hand, they are known to combust.
I wonder if he he’s going to come out and say he’s buying a subscription to the Dow jones and so should you. We need to support this failing stock market!
Yep I'm sure that's totally gonna stop the downswinging of Tesla's stock price. The billionaire President buying one Tesla to help his even wealthier billionaire buddy from losing more money. I see *no* way for this plan to fail and not backfire even more. /s
Tesla’s new marketing slogan: Now only felons buy our cars and we have so many unsold cars they can do so just walking in from the street without previous appointment. 💁♀️
Ah, Elon for sure is wanting to bankrupt Tesla now that he's got Trump involved. May his shareholders enjoy the debt they accumulate from this bungling of not ousting Musk the moment he bought against Tesla stock to use in his purchase of twitter.
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2. He's never driven himself anywhere.
He'll make Elon cry! (More)
g) and fuck Trump too.
plus the imperialism involved with lithium mines and cobalt etc get's ye old maga and alt-righter rock hard.
On one hand, sounds about right. A ploy to save the stock. On the other hand, when has he followed through on business? On the third hand, they are known to combust.
Unless Trump isn't actually president...
I'd wait until the check clears before handing over the title
Yep I'm sure that's totally gonna stop the downswinging of Tesla's stock price. The billionaire President buying one Tesla to help his even wealthier billionaire buddy from losing more money. I see *no* way for this plan to fail and not backfire even more. /s
Like does it take months for a supposedly rich guy to buy a car?
I guess he's going to buy it in two weeks and hope Elon forgets
Also, he should really sack up and get a cybertruck.
https://www.carscoops.com/2025/02/trump-to-cut-off-all-8000-ev-charging-ports-at-federal-buildings/
https://www.the-sun.com/news/12117815/adin-ross-gifts-donald-trump-cybertruck-raised-fist-image/
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Tesla tanks and stocks fell and Star Link contracts are cancelled around the world and his lil rockets keep falling apart in the sky
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He hasn’t actually bought one yet! 🤣