Texas is banning pornhub and really clamping down on weed. I was never planning on moving to Texas, but now...I'm REALLY never planning on moving to Texas.
What's a Monday morning without weed and Pornhub?😉
What's a Monday morning without weed and Pornhub?😉
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Funny story I was interested in learning about corn but accidentally hit a p instead of a c
All this porn popped up!
I was outraged and took it down after 2 hours
But I also think I just started hearing a clock ticking down to 0
They really are on the fast track to self destruction aren't they?
Allegedly
They also drink a lot, which has a worse affect mentally then pot.
Take rests so you can organize with clarity. The propose with the firehose of bullshit is to overwhelm you and make you close down. Contact your local dem party, indivisible, 5050.1, etc… you have permission to dm me for assistance. Just don’t give up. Our solidarity is our strength! 👊🏼
...according to a friend.
TAX US
Hey, it's not against the law Texas
but being a couch fucker will get you elected.
#TheSecretToTrueHappiness
I do agree that white supremacists can fuck all the way off. So can the current version of Texas. It is the P2025 test case.
(personally I think those could usefully be recombined)
Aggressive drivers in F350 pickups that have never so much as hauled an easy chair, hideous billboards, ammunition vending machines, megalodon gas stations and the cities and towns seem as if they were designed to be hostile to the pedestrian.
Come to vacation and leave on probation!
They literally will be drinking when they go shooting.
Now, where did I put that dab wax???
I'm thinking New Mexico looks good for next winter.
That way the porn habit will be broken!
Ok, that makes me sound a little deviant…
Perfect!
The thing now is the ammo vending machines in their grocery stores and weird events where they pay to destroy old cars with guns and explosives and try 1 mile shots with a sniper rifle.
Casual gun enthusiasts and non gun owners are somewhat closeted over there.
Charming.
A lot of the gun guys in America didn’t think it was the best idea for folks to pack a pistol. When Glocks came out, many questioned if the average Joe should be owning them. Things really diverged since then.
Also a surprising number of restaurants where you have a paper towel roll rather than napkins.
Perfection!! I live here. Gonna use that from now on!
Y'All Queda of Howdy Arabia.
Works well.
Might as well move to North Korea
Oh and then there’s how prostitution is illegal in most places. We never see any of that do we?
Texas is way too gorgeous and way too free to be under the rule of the Psychophant freaks!
Elon Musk
Ted Cruz
Greg Abbott
Go to Florida where you fit in much better!
A fake dick trying to ban fake dicks?
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
They think they are better than everyone, and God is going to save them and burn everyone else in hell! 🤣
Perfect folk in glass houses.
Kill Steal and Destroy!
By the way, the lottery is being rushed to the river as well 🙄
Replacement? Prayer in school 😌
The era of mass extortion is looooooooming.
Musk didn't steal all our data for shits and giggles.