Once I was having minor surgery so I was awake and just numbed up. I told them I had to pee, thinking they would let me get up and go. But instead, they slid a bedpan under me, and then just sort of awkwardly stood around waiting for me to pee in front of them. And I COULD NOT DO IT. Humiliating.
I once walked into a bathroom and two dude bros were pissing next to each other with one urinal between them so I chose to just wait and wash my hands since I had just been eating dinner. One of the dudes acted like he was weirded out by that, as if me going between them talking wouldn’t be weirder?
Two guys go to the urinals and one washes his hands after his thing then leaves while the other washes before, does his thing, then leaves. Arguing about the correct order of things they ask a third guy "Is it before or after your thing?" to which he responds "Never in front of anyone".
I was just trying to think of other instances where the venn diagram of Good Advice for Pissing and Dancing overlap, but I think it might be just that one thing.
This fear makes it harder to start which makes me worried more and then I can’t go even more etc etc until they leave and my spine almost ruptures from the pressure
Don't be a newb and tickle it under the tip. Should speed things up. Don't forget to stand on your toes to increase distance in order to produce a heavier splashing sound. This will also assert dominance and convince people you got it bigger. Later Betas
"Government keeps giving you potty handouts, i was working fo 10 thousand years at labor exploitation factory to get a potty time, and still with these potty handouts, you just stand with your weener in the open and not pissing, you specifically are the reason why this country is falling apart"
That imagination is the reason why I fear bathrooms which have a common piss trough such as a bathtub. Performance anxiety is an odd thing to have in a bathroom in itself, a feedback loop of shame.
If there is a mess in the ladies room, they're avoiding sitting on a pissed on toilet seat, it would get much worse it that was the case as urinals help men keep neater. The need of women to squat makes theirs different. They've never really been deployed and are practically art projects in the wild
I used to have this same anxiety as a kid but by the time I got to high school I checked out all the other kids’ weeners in the gym showers and mine was bigger and that definitely helped this fear go away. So, my suggestion if you are still nervous is to just make sure your dick is the biggest.
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id rather pee my pants than go to a urinal and not pee
Looooooooooooool 😂
Dang bladder shyness!
*shudders*
That's clearly the last fight scene in Sailor Moon 🙄
I'm barely dribbling. This guy finishes peeing, and sits there on his phone at the urinal while I'm fighting for my life to get the piss out.
disrespect
Without urinals we could just make every bathroom unisex with stalls. No more controversies.
AND MEN COULD STOP SHAKING JUST TO MAKE SURE YEAH I SAID IT
#FuckTheGoldenYears