Some of the most explicit Christian right grift you will find. Of course, she's a Trump "adviser." - ThreadSky

davidcorn.bsky.social • 7 days ago

Some of the most explicit Christian right grift you will find. Of course, she's a Trump "adviser."

If you give White House faith adviser Paula White $1,000 before Easter, she promises that you will receive "seven supernatural blessings.": "God will assign an angel to you ... He'll give you prosperity. He'll take sickness away from you. He will give you long life."

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libraryanna.bsky.social•7 days ago

God’s for sale?

oldbaylady.bsky.social•7 days ago

Plain & simple rob the poor any way possible,
Church has been doing this for hundreds of years, one thing for sure that angel 😇 is No virgin coming from the WH , she didn’t tell us if the “blessings are Tax Free, probably not, dang

juliadilliard.bsky.social•7 days ago

Not much difference in her grift than that of many mega pastors. Benny Hinn is a good example. One of my former clients, a schizophrenic, was on his mailing list & obediently sent him $ every month for a "special blessing." Nothing I said could dissuade my client from believing in Hinn & his bs.

blkshrink.bsky.social•6 days ago

How much for the Indoor Hurricane???

pdxmama.bsky.social•7 days ago

She reminds me of Serena Joy from The Handmaids Tale.

amorvence.bsky.social•7 days ago

Snake oil salesman. Tent revival con artist.

boboinparadise.bsky.social•7 days ago

For $10k she'll suck the yolk outa that there deviled egg...

blackohiosky.bsky.social•7 days ago

"My assigned Angel doesn't swallow. False advertising!"

Lou Stules.

atlantaarjen.bsky.social•7 days ago

Do I get to choose which angel I get? From Africa, or Europe, from where ever? If I get an angel from the US, does it come equipped with an AR-15?

debcor22.bsky.social•7 days ago

And for just five additional easy monthly payments of $99.99, we'll toss in a certified piece of the True Cross.

dayenu.bsky.social•7 days ago

Since when Christians celebrate Passover? How about a gold-leafed Afikoman for $2000?

lynnvar.bsky.social•7 days ago

Supernatural blessings?? My check is in the mail!
Seriously. What fools believe this nonsense?🤪

amyjo33.bsky.social•7 days ago

This is disgusting. If we really wanted to impact tax law, we should reconsider our allowable deductions for 501(c)(3).They should have to prove that 80% of $ supports the community. There should be limits on "admin" salaries, & 0 property tax exemptions on any service that charges (i.e. schools).

mrmucketymuck.bsky.social•7 days ago

I've only got $900. No supernatural blessings for me I guess.

lilmudda.bsky.social•7 days ago

I can’t believe people fall for this crap….let the Magats spend their money instead of just being good Christians

archivist1001.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hey.

If anyone is stupid enough to fall for this, I'm OK with it.

quizmonster.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wrong response. For one thing, this still funnels money to the worst people possible. Secondly, this is made possible by Republicans defunding education. It's a degradation of society itself, deliberately and for profit, that we shouldn't shrug at.

annleftwapo.bsky.social•7 days ago

I STILL cannot believe that Trump has not founded his own church. He can always claim “religious persecution” and tax exempt status. And MAGA would gladly send every penny they had to receive his blessing.

invictusghost.bsky.social•7 days ago

This whore scammer, fucked around on her husband and embezzelled from her church. Look her up.

nukidz13.bsky.social•7 days ago

God and his angels aren’t into grifting and quid pro quo’s

mikeb453.bsky.social•7 days ago

🤬🤬🤬

sageboomer.bsky.social•7 days ago

@paulawhite.org @paulawhite.bsky.social

I believe as the Christian that you are, That's correct isn't it? You are a Republican Christian?

You should send me $1,000 and give me the Seven blessings. A REAL Christian would do that.....not ask for money.

Republican Christians....biggest hypocrites!!

andrewhackett.bsky.social•7 days ago

Absolutely vile

sammedio.bsky.social•6 days ago

Plenty of suckers will send her money

pctech1com.bsky.social•6 days ago

People like her do their best to give real Christians a bad name

cheddargram.bsky.social•7 days ago

And I believe that Paula White is following the Gospel of P.T.Barnum..."A sucker is born every minute" 🤣

mike4mus6.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hate them worse than lepers and I’ll kill them in their cars💀😵😵😵

followtheanimals.bsky.social•7 days ago

Sounds like God’s doing all the work while she takes all the cash. Not a very good deal for God. 🤔

ltlging.bsky.social•7 days ago

immaterielle.bsky.social•7 days ago

God bless the neurons of Americans…

cgt1970.bsky.social•7 days ago

Am surprised she isn’t selling miniature white houses filled with holy water …

starlightwishes.bsky.social•7 days ago

This chick needs to be put in a rubber room.

jukesgrrl.bsky.social•7 days ago

Only if she believed it. She doesn't believe it. She knows it's a lie but she'll lie to get money. Apparently, she never heard about the penalty for "bearing false witness against neighbors."

realmattegner.bsky.social•7 days ago

She fits in perfectly with the Trump regime.

chuckseese.bsky.social•7 days ago

Send me the money instead. I'll spend it on my family.

miamiudoh.bsky.social•7 days ago

Pathetic

nycitycajun.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hold up here! I thought we also got necklaces?

packdad.bsky.social•7 days ago

That's very on-brand for the Trump business.

dlowther.bsky.social•7 days ago

Obligatory

nonniebluvs.bsky.social•7 days ago

Think of this GIF every time her name is mentioned.

bluestatedon.bsky.social•7 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M9rOgFHvnVA

dlowther.bsky.social•7 days ago

How in the %#$&@! does a lone dingbat wander about on-stage while Paula White (R-Grifter) continue yammering her shtick?

bluestatedon.bsky.social•7 days ago

I’ve wondered about that since the first time I saw the clip. Initially I wondered if somebody digitally added him to the background, but I think he’s really there. I’d guess he’s reading the Bible, but who knows what those loons are doing.

lolaperrin.bsky.social•7 days ago

Can she send me the blessings on Signal?

cpbrutus75.bsky.social•7 days ago

😂😂😂😂

evermoreart.bsky.social•7 days ago

Hey! I’m a Christian…I can do it too. Pay me! 🙄

kaykenney.bsky.social•7 days ago

She's Ivanka Trump's spiritual advisor. Makes sense she's also a criminal.

markcnorwich.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'm not sure that I can summon up any sympathy for anyone stupid enough to fall for that.

gordonvincent.bsky.social•7 days ago

Remind me what God needs with money...

purdyscott.bsky.social•7 days ago

And people fall for this crap.

greg29.bsky.social•7 days ago

Religion ends up being a tax on the stupid.

bethbodee.bsky.social•7 days ago

She’s horrible

kenfitzgerald.bsky.social•7 days ago

Only in america , the land of idiots

panicatthedogpark.bsky.social•7 days ago

I will NEVER understand this particular Christian grift. The entire Protestant Reformation was set off by the Catholic Church selling indulgences (among other things). The whole *basis* of Prot’ism is that no one of faith is closer to God than anyone else. No one can provide a “special blessing”.

patricefitzgerald.bsky.social•7 days ago

Uh... she doesn't happen to be the one collecting the money for "God," does she? 👀

And I didn't even know she was Jewish. 🥰 Celebrating Passover... how interdenominational of her!

rkew.bsky.social•7 days ago

In the late 70's we only one had TV station, which Tammy and Jim Baker were on, like 3-4 times a day. Sadly, while I was working my poor 2 yo watched them and carried her little bible everywhere. Some of it was just funny, wasn't till all the scandals came out I realize just how harmful that was!?

mgsmylie.bsky.social•7 days ago

What's the resale value here. Would free donuts be better?
https://meidasnews.com/news/jim-banks-skips-town-hall-mocks-constituents-with-donut-stunt-video

jukesgrrl.bsky.social•7 days ago

She's married to the keyboardist and writer for the band Journey. Glad I never paid for any of their work.

wharryman.bsky.social•7 days ago

so, you can BUY an angel now? I was raised Catholic and am now an atheist, but I'm pretty sure that is NOT how it would were if there were a god

judithkh1951.bsky.social•7 days ago

What a stupid cunt!

terrierista.bsky.social•7 days ago

She is a walking chain letter. The grift goes on.

treebits.bsky.social•7 days ago

I'll bet she has to 'tithe' a share to trump.

djwood.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wait. We have a “White House Faith Advisor”? Why?

galeca.bsky.social•7 days ago

And for $200k she’ll give you a holy blow job.

princesstoothfairy.bsky.social•7 days ago

These people get rich from the gullible. Better chance believing the elf on the shelf will help, at least you can see it

entropyblue.bsky.social•7 days ago

jimc59.bsky.social•7 days ago

How long are we going to put up with this shithead profiting off the presidency???

dc3inthesky.bsky.social•7 days ago

Can we pray for a miraculous transformation of the Administration from Republican to Democrat and get a refund if it doesn't happen? If not, I'll pass over this deal.

codykinski.bsky.social•7 days ago

What exactly is the proposition here? I send her money, she takes her split, tells God I'm paid up, deposits his share in his offshore account and then he authorizes shipment of my seven super-special Passover gifts within his standard three-day time frame?

I dunno. Sounds a little shady, tbh.

poetry57.bsky.social•7 days ago

A the Grift goes on!

speedbirdbob.bsky.social•7 days ago

Glory be to the grifters! Hmm…

jcooksv.bsky.social•7 days ago

Why isn't she struck by lightning?

Won't declare it as income because it's "religious non-profit".

moonmanpics.bsky.social•7 days ago

Paula White #1 Orange Satan Worshipper.

gammalama.bsky.social•7 days ago

Does she specify what's happens if you don't send a check? I mean, should non-believers worry or prepare?

wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social•7 days ago

Compare with the implicit preceeding rot & cancer; the kongsi between Evangelicals & Cambridge Analytica:

https://bsky.app/profile/wilhelmusjanus.bsky.social/post/3ldz6qxnz222c

tourswag.bsky.social•7 days ago

she is there purely to remind trump "when Easter is"

and why it's not same every year

clementiv.bsky.social•7 days ago

False prophet, charlatan, despicable.

cherylmorrison.bsky.social•7 days ago

The people who get prosperity under Prosperity Gospel are the megachurch grifters et al

radhas.bsky.social•7 days ago

My disgust is equaled only by the justice I feel thinking of the idiots who fall for the grift and pay.

tikatwo.bsky.social•7 days ago

The number of people who believe this kind of crap never fails to amaze me.

quizmonster.bsky.social•7 days ago

[Checks Exodus 23]

I'll be damned... "He that giveth $1000 to White House Advisor Paula White shall reap..."

rome410.bsky.social•5 days ago

False-prophet!
What a SCAM!

gregstu.bsky.social•7 days ago

Wonder what drumps cut is

cabotthunem.bsky.social•7 days ago

What, no promise of a pony? How about a pink unicorn? Please promise me a pony.

abstractthreats.bsky.social•7 days ago

The Sisters of St. Joseph assigned me my own personal guardian angel who had nothing to do 24/7 but look after my 6-yr-old butt, and that didn't cost me a dime. Christ what a racket she's got going.

we-are-toast.bsky.social•7 days ago

They thought they had the best scam going, but then they saw the master at work. It's kind of like Amazon, they do the scamming and the master gets a cut.

gmanv001.bsky.social•7 days ago

She’s a piece of shit.

tombussanich.bsky.social•7 days ago

Man, that's pretty fucking great!

jim-bornholdt.bsky.social•7 days ago

So called “Christians” have been conning vulnerable people for decades.
It’s disgusting.

nutshellnn.bsky.social•7 days ago

This was the kind of religious grift that Jesus abhorred and fought against!

altache.bsky.social•7 days ago

Martin Luther got angry over this sort of thing.

rizzyricardo.bsky.social•7 days ago

where is the "money back if not satisfied"? i must have missed it.

jakwash.bsky.social•7 days ago

Maybe the Palestinians can buy-in. (With solemn apologies for my attempt at satire)

mullinshere.bsky.social•7 days ago

Fully in the line of Oral Roberts, who declared toward the end of the 1980s that if followers didn't come up with a million dollars for his ministry, "God will call me home."

I worked at a mainstream Christian magazine at the time, and we were rather eager to cover a shortfall....

calliesperson.bsky.social•7 days ago

Ugh… is that her husband playing piano in the background who used to be in Journey?

cynb.bsky.social•7 days ago

And, he's the guy who wrote the song "Faithfully". Been married three times...

g-bonanza.bsky.social•7 days ago

And I have snake oil to sell that will keep you looking like you’re 18 years old for your entire life!

aerie9.bsky.social•6 days ago

Clearly God worships the dollar.

dutchguydownunder.bsky.social•7 days ago

She should be burned at the stake, clearly she's a witch 🧙‍♀️

thedoodleabides.bsky.social•7 days ago

Don’t forget Number 8—
“And gawd will take money away from you.”

Belief in the supernatural is a form of mental illness. Period.

#ChristofascismIsFascism #ThisCountryIsNotYourChurch
#ReligionPoisonsEverything

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el-presidente.bsky.social•7 days ago

The drive by truckers wrote a very good song about this.

notamole.bsky.social•7 days ago

I wonder what Trump's cut is.

littlejimmy115.bsky.social•7 days ago

No golden sneakers to go along with that ?

duxsi.bsky.social•7 days ago

Baker and Swaggart are in awe and somewhat envious.

gcollins9.bsky.social•7 days ago

Didn’t know angels were all men. Selling God and his angels is such a grift.

kristif18.bsky.social•7 days ago

How can I get in on this gift? Humm????
I'm gonna make up some shit and have people pay me for bullshit. Perfect. See ya soon MAGAts.

modeerf72.bsky.social•7 days ago

If people believe this garbage, they deserve to lose their money.

cactus297.bsky.social•7 days ago

OMG, this us ridiculous!

cyberthrush.bsky.social•7 days ago

yup, like so many in this WhiteHouse, another real piece-of-work!

wenallt.bsky.social•7 days ago

After the sermon on the mount his followers came unto him and said that the people were hungry and Definitely White Republican Jesus said;
“10 pieces of silver if they want food, another 10 if they want an autograph!”
🤷‍♂️