Love the tiny promo for BlackRock buying the Panama Canal ports, a deal that explicitly requires Chinese government approval and now has no chance to close.
Trump loved branding things with his name. So: The Trump Slump! The Trump Crash? The Trump Recession? The Trump Depression? Trump’s US Lost Decades? Take your pick!
"How Musk's Blitzkrieg of Cuts Cause Rs to Worry of Political Liability." POLITICAL liability? Not wrecking lives by ending drug trials or weakening our ability to protect ourselves as a country which are REAL risks. Just the political risk to them.
Or taking people’s livelihoods away for no good reason. Thousands are unemployed now. For what? Some stupid tax cuts for the rich? It’s time to revolt.
I know!! I mean what self-respecting theatre-goer doesn't know that the Alec Baldwin A-B-C speech wasn't in the play version and was invented for the movie?
He is crashing the stock market on purpose so that his billionare friends can buy up everything cheap, then they pay us anything they want and charge us anything they want. They want us to be at their mercy, only there won't be any mercy!!!
Rupert Murdoch's personal fortune saw a drop of over $180 million on Monday, with the company overall losing an estimated $700 million in market value. Which is why he allowed this headline.
Unfortunately that's a drop in the bucket of the $17.4 billion he still has though
HIV victims abandoned, left to die - WSJ Silent
Millions stricken w/famine, told to starve. WSJ? Not a peep.
US kids forced to be latchkey + go hungry? WSJ Lips sealed.
VA privatized millions lose care. WSJ? Nada
Millionaires take a portfolio hit? WSJ? $TOP THE PRESSES THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Fuck WSJ.
I know we're dunking on WSJ, but that's a thing they do. There's always a "silly" article on the front page. You can even see it has different typography than the serious articles.
And the story about jobs report is based on false numbers. At the very least they've admitted that 275,000 layed off government employees did not make it into the jobs numbers.
Even if they cheat like they did in 2024, I doubt they'll be able to win anything. Next time we'll be watching closer. They can't win if they don't cheat. Trump SAID IT FIRST!
And who the hell believes any report this regime puts out. We saw how they ‘calculated a trade deficit into a tariff’! Damn, these people are mean and stupid. Good job numbers?? Sure, mine just got cut. So happy those job reports are solid…
Not sure Musk is going to make headlines much longer...at least not anything positive. Days with t are always numbered. His number is coming up sooner rather than later, is all.
Well, in all fairness, it IS the job of the editors to find a photo that most accurately sums up the pressing story of the day: “Dottery Rich Prick Tanks Global Economy From Back Seat of Limo” and, done.
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Mark Carney
not going to help youse make it better
Elbows Up 🇨🇦
Buying stocks on the day of the crash"
https://youtu.be/aDaOgu2CQtI?si=YH6KkjLFObF0fGKl
Senate Republicans give the richest Americas their multi-trillion dollar tax cut.
Give it a name #WSJ.
Maybe if he fucks over enough RICH people, one of them will finally kill him?
If they are turning against him it is a sign that he is losing his own people.
bc he is NOT GOING TO LIKE being seen without his makeup on.
This is perhaps not as important and the fact that he’s destroying the country but it’s late and I’m trying to
cope 😝
I bet his crypto accounts are growing exponentially.
Unfortunately that's a drop in the bucket of the $17.4 billion he still has though
Millions stricken w/famine, told to starve. WSJ? Not a peep.
US kids forced to be latchkey + go hungry? WSJ Lips sealed.
VA privatized millions lose care. WSJ? Nada
Millionaires take a portfolio hit? WSJ? $TOP THE PRESSES THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! Fuck WSJ.
But hey in his defense, he has $5M immigration cards to hawk to the Saudis.