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You need to start a “fucked-up gross thing my college roommate did” thread now.
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Anyways that did not stop him from eating the fries.
Also another guy lived with us during one summer and left a huge box of European porno mags in a closet. When I say huge, I mean huge.
Hell, one of my college roommates was visiting me 3 years post-college, took a dump, but forgot to lift the toilet lid. Just left a smushed turd on top.
I had a roommate get stoned and forget a pot of water on the stove, it was nonstick and he filled the apartment with teflon smoke
Logically it follows that the towel is just getting cleaner every time I use it.
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AMA
Another roommate used to sit in his underwear and a robe and play Doom all day every other Wednesday. “Alternating Wednesday stagnation day” I called it
This isn't super special or interesting in hindsight, but I still wonder "holy fuck who raised you"
Obviously, things got acrimonious with that roommate. High maturity levels at age 20. Pretty sure he's a Dallas-area lawyer now.
He stood in our room with a water pistol aimed at the door, silent and unmoving, for 2 hours while i worked. He did not ask for permission
A month later out of the blue the roommate says “y’know, that note wasn’t very nice”
Dude bought SO MUCH cheese
The entire basement was piled several feet deep when we returned in the fall.
Then back to sleep.