/Gibby Haynes "Pepper" voice "Elon is a father who gets a lot of sex." - ThreadSky

davidjroth.bsky.social • 60 days ago

/Gibby Haynes "Pepper" voice "Elon is a father who gets a lot of sex."

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jonthego.bsky.social•60 days ago

Donnie caught a bullet
But it only hit his ear

osomatic.bsky.social•60 days ago

Should've been a better shot and gone right up his rear

hollyanderson.bsky.social•60 days ago

Oh godDAMMIT

arkansasnewsroom.com•60 days ago

All the kids came via IVF. I’d wager there hasn’t been intercourse in decades.

oldschoolzero.bsky.social•60 days ago

I don't like this app sometimes
The images it shows
I can't feel my face these days
Or fit into my clothes
Posting brain and bean dad shame
Remembering some guys
Never going to log off
Until the platform dies

ehirsch.bsky.social•60 days ago

Dang

7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social•60 days ago

Posting the video for the song, because kids these days may not be familiar with the more awesome things from the 1990s https://youtu.be/KRXty8lDUW0

7leaguebootdisk.bsky.social•60 days ago

I mean, wasn't Gibby a character on iCarly? 🙃😜

davidjroth.bsky.social•60 days ago

Wow

punzer.bsky.social•60 days ago

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bramhall.bsky.social•60 days ago

gasp

mike.puterbaugh.net•59 days ago

Every chorus sung an octave higher, until only dogs can hear it

joeberkowitz.bsky.social•60 days ago

“I can kek you later frens, this thread is negative”

ennui.org•60 days ago

"Grimes is not a member of the band 100 gecs"

ennui.org•60 days ago

or the hit from The Nails, "88 Lines About a $44B Purchase"

colonizedeez.bsky.social•60 days ago

He was doing it in Texas.

starpowerj.bsky.social•60 days ago

They were all in love with sperming they were drinking from a cybertruck that was falling like an auto fire coming down the mountain

mikeginmd.bsky.social•60 days ago

Fiery auto crashes, you say?

chinajoeflynn.bsky.social•60 days ago

Great reply

bpr1966.bsky.social•60 days ago

“…with robots.”

toomanyjakes.bsky.social•60 days ago

I had to go watch the video for this post. Not sure if I’m mad about it or not.

chinajoeflynn.bsky.social•60 days ago

Is it too late for "Epstein was the ever-present learjet-owning rapist"

okcomputer23.bsky.social•60 days ago

I feel like this is one that @eve6.bsky.social would appreciate.

davidjroth.bsky.social•60 days ago

No Joe it is not.

californiascroll.bsky.social•60 days ago

Then they lost it all in crypto when Jay had to raise the rates

hunterfelt.bsky.social•60 days ago

That works perfectly in the meter, thank you.

catrickmahomes.bsky.social•60 days ago

“and he died inside a prison run by William Barr, a Papist”

mchiocca.bsky.social•60 days ago

They were all in love with Donald and they were doing it in Teslas?

isthisabadtime.bsky.social•60 days ago

They were all in love with buyin they were living without taxes

dalexf.bsky.social•55 days ago

I DON’T MIND
THE SUN SOMETIMES

2xaught7.bsky.social•60 days ago

I smell an opportunity to bring this up to Yaccs next week.

krogerfoot.bsky.social•60 days ago

Dang ol translated Japanese-porn title thing to say

nonotjeffallen.bsky.social•60 days ago

/but he can't see all his kids cause they're all living with his ex

brian-i-guess.bsky.social•60 days ago

christianfinnegan.bsky.social•60 days ago

Holy shit dude

nwbw.bsky.social•60 days ago

This post is amazing you all, but when are one of you going to get around to telling me who the hell was in my bed?

joshgondelman.bsky.social•60 days ago

David this is perfect.

davidjroth.bsky.social•60 days ago

Thank you Josh

joshgondelman.bsky.social•60 days ago

You’re welcome!! :)

neureka.bsky.social•60 days ago

They were all in love with grimes and they were doing it in Texas might have been like the real lyrics

jeffisrael.bsky.social•60 days ago

Fuck

realtrillbill.bsky.social•60 days ago

Chera died a natural death. He caught a nasty virus.

sprawlhater.bsky.social•60 days ago

Some will die from fireworks in cybertruck explosions

derekboczkowski.bsky.social•60 days ago

🎶 They were all in love with Dogein'/Like three Bitcoins in a fountain/Til the Boring Tunnel avalanche/Cuz they dug under the mountain 🎶

drpepsi.bsky.social•60 days ago

I don’t mind my son sometimes

hollowmirth.bsky.social•60 days ago

And then there was the ever present Trump appointed rapist

madhominem.bsky.social•60 days ago

they were all in love with dyin' they were doin it in Texas

shabbydude.bsky.social•60 days ago

🎶 He gave out a lot of horses, and he signed a bunch of checks. 🎶

davidjroth.bsky.social•60 days ago

He should've made a better choice about how he used "kek"

riversmccown.bsky.social•60 days ago

goddamnit david

davidjroth.bsky.social•60 days ago

They're doing it in Texas, Rivers.

riversmccown.bsky.social•59 days ago

They always have man. But then they changed what “it” was. Now what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore.

dude3000.bsky.social•60 days ago

he don't mind the sun sometimes

16ozbeer.bsky.social•60 days ago

He was sharing Bobby's outlook on the topic of disease

pontiustonight.bsky.social•60 days ago

The Butthole Poster

pontiustonight.bsky.social•60 days ago

Good lord this is great

crawfordchrisv.bsky.social•60 days ago

I love you.

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