this did not disappoint. glad we got a classic 'italian guy under investigation talking about how much he likes sex, including how he steps out on his spouse' blurb too
This particular dude spent so much time trying to telepathically control his boner like Professor X, I'm surprised he had any time to learn falconry, let alone falconry and fascism.
I think about Ancient Rome only when listening to @emmasouthon.bsky.social talk about how absolutely bananas it was but now I’m wondering why he seems to have an American bald eagle, famously native to the *Americas*
Inevitably this will end up being retweeted by Elon Musk along with some zany AI-driven Robo-penis nonsense, to general applause. All the shitcoins will post a 3.1 percent gain for 73 seconds.
Years ago in college (pre-social media) a classmate asked if he could join me at my table in the student union one evening. We talked about class and the news and then he grinned shyly and told me he'd just gotten a penis pump, in great detail.
I think he was just really happy. It was strange . . .
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Lazio was never going to fire someone for being a fascist, it's like their whole thing.
They had Mussolini's literal great grandson playing at right wing a few years back.
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2. Why is he using a bald eagle instead of a native European bird? Surely they have hawks in Italy
(It's possible my source for this is the movie Una Giornata Particolare rather than something properly historica.)
I think he was just really happy. It was strange . . .
"I'm afraid so."
"Is it... is it because of the fascism?"
"Oddly, no."
They had Mussolini's literal great grandson playing at right wing a few years back.