Repeating my helpful little mnemonic song from Twitter:
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you can't get there without him
And you don't know much about him
If he'll drive you to the criming, he's a Fed 👏👏
Reposted from
molly conger
after another long day of browsing old court documents, i just want to remind everyone that if a stranger agrees to do something illegal with you and they keep asking you to say out loud what the illegal plan is, that’s because the officer is recording you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlHlgIO7ack
If you're lawyer isn't there don't talk to cops 👏👏
If you're lawyer isn't there don't talk to cops 👏👏
If your lawyer isn't with you
What you say could get used against you
If you're lawyer isn't there don't talk to cops 👏👏
The other day upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I think he’s from the CIA
look, the ADHD is strong in me and we did not have Google Maps
*also bc I had read Plato
Singing spy, spy, trust me he’s a spy… (etc)
My friends: ???
if he's caught up on minutiae he's a fed 👏👏
if he argues hypothetical
and his nitpicking's incredible
if he's caught up on minutiae he's a fed 👏👏
If the state lines all need crossing, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his plans won't work domestic
And his contacts are eclectic
If the state lines all need crossing, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he advertises murder, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he has a webpage saying
He'll kill somebody for the paying
If he advertises murder, he's a Fed 👏👏
if he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he wants you to repeat it
Where the chat room won't delete it
If he says you don't need OPSEC, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed 👏👏
If his haircut's tight and high
Fits better in a suit and tie
If he's got a stupid haircut, he's a Fed 👏👏
- Eliot Spencer, very put upon
If his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If you're running off your mouth
And his buddy lives down south
And his friend has got the weapons, he's a Fed 👏👏
If he’ll give money and training, he’s a Fed 👏👏
If supplies he is providing
That sworn statement he is signing
If he’ll give money and training, he’s a Fed 👏👏
If his jeans have tidy creases, he's a fed 👏👏
If his jeans have tidy creases, he's a fed 👏👏
He's got military posture
and an iron's on the roster!
If his jeans have tidy creases, he's a fed 👏👏
the humble journalist invited to the chat by accident:
https://bsky.app/profile/cmraman.geek.org/post/3lhb64s3z4c2d
https://www.spycops.co.uk/the-story/
In an activist group: cut them out of the information loop, make sure everyone knows they're probably a Fed, act very boring at the meetings they're at, talk privately
If you ruthlessly run the unpleasant, pushy, disruptive, solidarity-damaging, weirdly sexist, endlessly argumentative people out of your org you probably got rid of the cop and if you didn't you still got rid of a problem.
Do not make Stringer Bell say the words.
You may not think it’s a criminal conspiracy but by the time they’re done with things, it will be.
"but we're not even doing anything illegal!"
be honest with yourself; when has that ever stopped the cops from getting a conviction. you think the feds will care?
It stands for that guy’s a fed & he’s here to screw thing up. Got a lawyer? Maybe you should.
‘If he doesn't drink the coffee, he’s a Fed,
If he doesn't drink the coffee, he’s a Fed,
If all caffeine he’d eschew,
Then he’s no comrade to you,
If he doesn't drink the coffee, he’s a Fed’
If he won’t drink tea or coffee he’s a fed,
If he won’t drink tea or coffee he’s a fed,
If he won’t drink Mountain Dew
Then he’s no comrade to you
if he won’t drink tea or coffee he’s a fed.
If you never hear him swearing he's a fed👏👏
If you never hear him swearing
Then a wire he is wearing
If you never hear him swearing he's a fed👏👏
So like IDK if that's a typical Fed plan but he was DEFINITELY there to eat our energy and wreck our strategies.
But perhaps it was to prevent us from doing other shit without him which we all went and did.
and guns but actual cash is much harder. And they'd undoubtedly nail you for SOMETHING.
If he’s trying to recruit you, he’s a Fed 👏👏
If he’s trying to recruit you, he’s a Fed 👏👏
If he offers crimes that pay
And then requests your resume
If he’s trying to recruit you, he’s a Fed 👏👏
The RCMP really loves “Mr. Big” stings https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Big_(police_procedure)