You better believe I sprinted to get that pic, it’s the first one that comes up when you google it, I didn’t even mess around trying to find a funnier picture, it was a race to be the first one to make the joke
I recently heard a theory that families actually push for the Auto/Asphyx death label because insurance companies won't pay out for suicide and the personal embarrassment is worth it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK3QOgpw_pc
dammit