What if we enhanced our lovemaking with the erotic nugget - ThreadSky

myxozoan.bsky.social•9 days ago

Well- ow!
Cook the Nugget of Love
Eat the Nugget of love
Yes, the Nugget of Love don't chew easily, it's true

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dickardo.bsky.social•43 days ago

It’s even more erotic if you flip it upside down so it’s a nutsack shaped patty

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chlommunism.bsky.social•44 days ago

those are nuggets of lust, if you really loved me you'd get these

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rapbastardz.bsky.social•44 days ago

“What sauce would you like with that?”

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agnotology.bsky.social•44 days ago

McDonald’s Szechuan Sauce??

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max.is.a.cutie.fyi•44 days ago

getting stuffed with what now?? from tyson food? with all that flu and all? that's gonna be a n- okay sure why not! :')

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isilven.bsky.social•44 days ago

EVERYDAY I WORRY ALL DAY
'BOUT WHAT'S WAITIN' IN THE NUGGETS OF LOVE
CAUSE SOMETHIN'S WAITIN' IN THE NUGGETS FOR US
SOMETHING'S WAITIN' IN THE NUGGETS OF LOVE

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danifroom.bsky.social•44 days ago

Didn't Lou Reed write a song about this

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lgtaylor.bsky.social•9 days ago

lovemaking and nugget are a cursed duo

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thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social•44 days ago

Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the nuggets of love
'Cause something's waiting in the nuggets for us
Something's waiting in the nuggets of love

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crocwearer.bsky.social•44 days ago

ay just lemme put the nug in

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pumpkinpal.bsky.social•44 days ago

or as they're called in french canadian, Chonque l'amour

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neilpollyticks.bsky.social•44 days ago

Is that your erotic nugget?

I can’t help it this room is very cold.

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agnotology.bsky.social•44 days ago

Do they not know about shrinkage???

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dirtsquirrel.bsky.social•43 days ago

are those on a shelf outside of a refrigerator

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brendelbored.bsky.social•43 days ago

They are preserved by the warmth of love

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j8ed.bsky.social•44 days ago

It's no salted cured meat but fine

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uk0bach.bsky.social•42 days ago

Me, lounging seductively on a bed covered in nuggets and rose petals: "ya know, you can eat the rose petals, too, babe. So this is technically a salad."

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heydavidbailey.bsky.social•9 days ago

I loved that song in Hedwig and the Angry Inch!

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michaelsalamone.com•9 days ago

No, baby. It's bird flu, not an STD.

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ianboudreau.com•44 days ago

What a brutal sequence of words

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abinaber.bsky.social•44 days ago

can you feel my love nug

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brendelbored.bsky.social•44 days ago

Dipping your finger in sweet baby rays bbq sauce and seductively feeding it to one another

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danifroom.bsky.social•44 days ago

"no, *you're* my sweet baby ray"

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iwillrobyou.bsky.social•44 days ago

Chicken nugget orgy with the smokehouse mix

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educatedrants.bsky.social•44 days ago

Perfect Valentine's dinner

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baumer.bsky.social•44 days ago

I've had worse dates.

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wrighteous86.bsky.social•44 days ago

How do you know Zuck's V-Day plans?

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susande.bsky.social•42 days ago

Four words:
Crumbs in the sheets.

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saschavb.bsky.social•44 days ago

Cries in Costanza

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methodnull.bsky.social•43 days ago

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janeng.com•42 days ago

At first I thought it said “fully cooked chicken paNties”

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shittyunicorn.biz•44 days ago

Finally, an opportunity to get done with Valentine’s Day shopping early

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louisathelast.bsky.social•44 days ago

Immediately sang this to the tune of “Seasons of Love”

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darkest-timeline.bsky.social•43 days ago

Hounds of Love. 🎵Oo oo oo oo oo oo. 🎵

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redshiftsinger.bsky.social•43 days ago

I sang it to Bushes of Love from BLR 😂

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frailoldwoman.bsky.social•44 days ago

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred nuggets

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agnotology.bsky.social•44 days ago

Explain what I’m supposed to do with these like I’m a teenager in Jr-high sex ed. You have my permission to make it weird(er).

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teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social•44 days ago

Let's ...

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haunteddrivein.bsky.social•42 days ago

“The Erotic Nugget” would be a great name for a romance novel set during the Gold Rush.

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readingwithgoblins.bsky.social•42 days ago

Our favorite marrital aid.

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ogskydog.com•44 days ago

lawyers: do i have a lawsuit since i've been calling my testicles 'nuggets of love' since i was 22?

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rightsideofwobbly.bsky.social•43 days ago

love me tenders

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doughed.bsky.social•43 days ago

If you do it right, every nugget is a love nugget

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charlie88.bsky.social•43 days ago

This combines two of my favorite things. What a time to be alive.

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imn8dogg.bsky.social•44 days ago

By putting the words "erotic" and "nugget" together you have opened a portal to hell, congratulations

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jasonnlewis.bsky.social•43 days ago

Wait, why are you leaving
…
with the nuggets? 🥺

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mattr644.bsky.social•44 days ago

Definitely sending this to my vegetarian girlfriend, this will convince her

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aferaldavid.bsky.social•43 days ago

hot nugget (not what you think)

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phoenixwerewolf.bsky.social•42 days ago

Where do they sell this?

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grissallia.bsky.social•42 days ago

Brendel.

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ejmaron.bsky.social•44 days ago

How have we not gotten erotic nuggets yet?

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mmontour.bsky.social•9 days ago

Erotic, not kinky. It's the difference between using a nugget and using the whole chicken.

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rwruedii.bsky.social•42 days ago

What in the unholy creation of the corporate hellscape is this?

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czdave.bsky.social•43 days ago

9 1/2 herbs & Spices

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karaboo.bsky.social•42 days ago

The package looks like it's for ketchup chips

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petestaiano.com•44 days ago

I’ll be the ranch in your hidden valley, babe

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chili97.bsky.social•43 days ago

This implies the existence of non erotic nuggets, and that is not a world I recognize.

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bnr-keynes.bsky.social•43 days ago

what a fucknugget (complimentary)

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docpsych.bsky.social•44 days ago

That is so hot and kinky.

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chenswc2010.bsky.social•42 days ago

I need a visual on that one 😂

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void0reason.bsky.social•43 days ago

“Oooh yeah, baby, you’re about to experience my love nugget!”

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chap85.bsky.social•43 days ago

the words “the erotic nugget” did something strange to my psyche as I attempted to process them

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hellomanders.bsky.social•44 days ago

It’s too early, Brendel. 🤦‍♂️😂

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jordankrueger.com•43 days ago

Hey, we saw you from across the aisle and liked your vibe

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flopwizard.bsky.social•44 days ago

"Come here girl lemme give you some nuggets of love"

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vickorano.com•43 days ago

what if love making was just eating these in bed & drinking root beer

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frailoldwoman.bsky.social•44 days ago

I’m wearing the glasses from They Live and I want to throw up

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