For me, it’s less satire and more “wouldn’t that be nice?” Just sign some documents, get us new Canadians signed up for all the things. I haven’t filed taxes yet. So… now’s a good time.
As a Washington State resident that has explored dual citizenship, I welcome our Canadian overlords. Let the maple syrup and Murchie's Tea flow in the PNW.
People have known Tarrifs suck for almost 100 years. President Regan cleary knew it. Trump is just plain stupid. 80 years of rich guy ignorance.
#FuckTrump
East Coast, too, please. I'm in New York, and I think most would be happy to join our most loved ally. Same with VT, MA, NJ, and all the other Northeast and mid-Atlantic states who hate Trump. O Canada! We love you and would love to fight alongside you. ❤️ 🇨🇦
I'm sure Seattle wouldn't mind. Eastern Washington might have something to say about it since they're rural and conservative like Eastern Oregon and neighboring Idaho (yes, I know this is a parody account).
Did I post in the wrong place? Not even sure. LOL! Washington State (Eastern half) is pretty red. So the joke about Canada inviting Wa. to join-- beware ! Yes, Farage is the UK Reform leader now elected. He came over here to support Trump. Both resurrected, even outdoing cockroaches.
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Healthcare?
Mooooooses?
I L L I N O I S... just sayin!
It's gross no matter who does it.
Remove the border line up?
Sawry
Also, does this mean we get Tim Hortons?
WA, OR, & CA should create an economic corridor between Canada & Mexico & open our ports to China & Japan.
Fuck the Tarrifs.
#FuckTrump
(Wishful thinking…would love to move to British Columbia someday.)
Maybe even Hawaii?
(Not Alaska; they can keep Alaska).
They'll secede and incorporate on their own 🤷
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Keep going South !
You’re not getting us stuck with Eastern WA…we’re barely keeping our collective breakfast down with the 💩 that comes out of Alberta.
Just the thought of all the Maple-Woke cooties should do it.
Hang tight.