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faineg.bsky.social • 6 days ago

They make us sound so cool

Reposted from Nick (derogatory) ✨

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steve-woods.bsky.social•6 days ago

I mean if they are responsible for creating and maintaining "the most sophisticated spying machine in history", I suppose we should hire many more of them.

I'm sure the Italians and LibsofTikTok wouldn't begrudge improving on what has been perfection thus far, AmIRight?

#fuggedaboudit

redvedev.bsky.social•6 days ago

Italians…

netod20.bsky.social•6 days ago

Really didn't get that part as well

redvedev.bsky.social•6 days ago

I’d scratch my head and think about it but these people have brain worms and I don’t want to be on a level of understanding of however the fuck they think

bearku.bsky.social•6 days ago

Waiiiit a minute. How did Italians get involved in this guy’s weird fantasy?

technicallyowen.bsky.social•6 days ago

He's Italian and everyone hates him

bearku.bsky.social•6 days ago

Well that's unfortunate.

tcdurbin.bsky.social•6 days ago

Does the laser beam shoot out of the butthole, or is it a laser beam mounted inside the butthole, or is it a laser to be shot into the butthole, or what?

bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yes

bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social•6 days ago

(all of them)

technicallyowen.bsky.social•6 days ago

I was assuming laser hair removal but I prefer your ideas

beskarta.bsky.social•6 days ago

I'm jealous now

thetirednurse.bsky.social•6 days ago

This would make a great movie tbh

smadin.net•6 days ago

hate…Italians??

tft.io•6 days ago

Man, butthole lasers TOO?

oneiriccanid.bsky.social•6 days ago

Butthole lasers

stitched.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's how they bend space/time. Movement without movement.

technicallyowen.bsky.social•6 days ago

It's Butthole Lazers so obviously the butthole surfer cover of if I was a rich man https://youtu.be/D1TC1n9lhXU

starklyjd.bsky.social•6 days ago

But why Italians? What is the brain worn conspiracy about them?

wendyshamblin.bsky.social•6 days ago

Pew! Pew!

jaimehateschaos.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah, he’s like all of those evangelical adults I grew up around who had no clue how cool they made the devil sound. Lol

rubbermatt.bsky.social•6 days ago

Damn it, now I really want a butt laser.

"That's no moon!"

darkoverlordofdata.com•6 days ago

what I wouldn't give for a butthole lazer

darkoverlordofdata.com•6 days ago

WOW

aegtx.bsky.social•6 days ago

As a cis woman, I feel cheated that I don't also have a butt laser.

schrodingershorse.bsky.social•6 days ago

Same

djdynamic.ca•6 days ago

Surely in our enlightened age, butt-lazers can be the province of cis and trans people alike. This is the equality we fight for.

winterwarpath.bsky.social•6 days ago

right why do transgirls get all the cool peripherals what the fuck

cfhirsch.bsky.social•6 days ago

As a cishet man who is comfortable with his sexuality and gender, I do have to say now I’m kind of curious and would also like a butt laser.

cornysams.bsky.social•6 days ago

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collectivided.bsky.social•6 days ago

link to etsy?

tft.io•6 days ago

Most assuredly the same

fwordleproblems.bsky.social•6 days ago

I think he speaks for all of us.

is.havinganormal.one•6 days ago

I would be suspicious of *anyone* who wasn’t at least a little curious about butt lasers.

dkbell0.bsky.social•6 days ago

Cis-homo man here. Also want a butt laser.

snrtmahtnt.bsky.social•6 days ago

Ahem: laZer ;)

blacksheepfl.bsky.social•6 days ago

Butt lasers for all!

wompanafrank.bsky.social•6 days ago

Someone said Butthole Lasers as a band name, like Butthole Surfers, and. I had to.

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templinjay.bsky.social•6 days ago

heybruce.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is AMAZING

mikebr.bsky.social•6 days ago

Bars

boznova.bsky.social•6 days ago

"I can taste you on my lips and smell you in my clothes.
Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies.
You never know just how you look through other people's eyes."
Best lyrics ever.

scoiattolo.mountainherder.xyz•6 days ago

Incredible

mhkmhk.bsky.social•6 days ago

I love this

madpadre.bsky.social•6 days ago

jasonmarcus.bsky.social•6 days ago

🏆

faineg.bsky.social•6 days ago

This fucking slaps

jdetc.bsky.social•5 days ago

Fantastic work, Laura.

wompanafrank.bsky.social•6 days ago

@eve6.bsky.social hey do you like alternative rock

nicijl.bsky.social•6 days ago

You're giving me flashbacks! There's probably a sex change movie projected on stage while they play.

ruralanarchy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Well fucking done!!!!

leahmcelrath.bsky.social•6 days ago

Brilliant, lmao

rsquaredwi.bsky.social•6 days ago

I cannot stop laughing at those last few lines. 😂

thelibbiegrant.bsky.social•6 days ago

👏👏👏👏👏

dkbell0.bsky.social•6 days ago

Every interaction I ever have with you makes me a better person

wompanafrank.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is the nicest thing anyone could possibly say to me after an anus laser joke.

💕💕💕

mskittysoftpaws.bsky.social•6 days ago

I was hoping someone would.
And you did.
Perfect.

speedlimit9.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is wonderful.

nickwidzowski.bsky.social•6 days ago

This is art

hollingswordy.bsky.social•6 days ago

We are descending into a hellscape but I’m very glad the is still a place on the Internet for the creative weirdos to share their jokes.

hollingswordy.bsky.social•6 days ago

Even if they have a typo

supermills.bsky.social•6 days ago

Holy fuck LMAO

anarchduke.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don't mind the sun sometimeså♫
The Images it shows♪
Refracting light through airborne water♫
Making gay Rainbows♪

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norahwoodsey.com•6 days ago

✨👑✨

zoem.me•6 days ago

it's normal and healthy for cishet people to explore their laser orifices.

thefaultyplan.bsky.social•6 days ago

I wanna party with that crew

cklinetobe.bsky.social•5 days ago

I personally don’t give a shit about the well-being of Chris Rufo, but is he ok?

crysxx.bsky.social•6 days ago

Wait wait wait, Faine Greenwood, please tell me this is satire? For it must be?

moon272.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dude. If I had a butthole lazer you cannot imagine the pearl clutching I would wreak

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