Me: Why are some of my eyebrow hairs suddenly perpendicular to my head
Eyebrows: It's outsider art
Me: I do not like this art installment
Eyebrows: Every time you complain, another hair will stick straight out
Me: But -
Eyebrow: (stares, sticks another hair straight out)
Me: OH COME ON
Eyebrows: It's outsider art
Me: I do not like this art installment
Eyebrows: Every time you complain, another hair will stick straight out
Me: But -
Eyebrow: (stares, sticks another hair straight out)
Me: OH COME ON
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Seriously, tho... best wishes on the treatments. My partner is going through his own right now and his (thinning but still mostly full) beard is worrying him.
I feel like I should have figured this out a long time ago, given how many of your books I've read.
Especially more so after I started trimming the eyebrows regularly.
Me: Why do I always have to trim you?
Eyebrows: That does it. I'm calling for back up.
Nose hairs: Hey! Why you gotta pick on my eyebrow friends? Just for that, I'm gonna grow some long hairs too.
https://ew.com/article/2012/07/25/dallas-larry-hagman-eyebrows/
My husband was delighted to learn this.
embrace them
Nose hair convo next?
Aging is not for the weak!
This was not how I pictured my golden years.
Good times.