MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping
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My accomplishments:
1. Made lots of coffee & complained about the Republicans
2. Drank lots of coffee & complained about the Republicans
3. Saw my therapist & complained about the Republicans
4. Watched the weather
& complained about the Republicans
5. Complained about the Republicans
1. Talked some shit
2. Talked a little more shit
3. Talked a lot of shit.
4. Talked a shitload of shit
5. Spread love, joy and knowledge to those I didn't talk shit to (If you know, you know!) 😉
2. Told husband, kids, grandkids, mom, BIL’s &SIL’s, other friends and family that I love them
3. Fed my family, cats, dogs, and chickens
4. Kissed my husband
5. Laughed hard with friends
2. Sewed small bits of fabric together to make larger squares of fabric.
3. Rested and pondered why I was doing 2.
4. Wished someone else would make food for me
5. Boring bacon and egg stall then next day frantic bacon and egg stall
Day 2. Did it again.
Day 3. Expanded on days 1 and 2
Day 4. Did something by trying to formulate better ways to do nothing.
Day 5. Reverted to doing nothing.
2. Coffee tour of all my friends’ offices with secret Keurig machines
3. Managing my side hustle on my work computer
4. Sharpening my keys for customizing the Teslas in the parking garage
5. I’m sorry what was the assignment?
😆
2. Cleaned litter boxes
3. Fed cat masters
4. Worked on side hustle
5. Stayed off of Twitter
2. Made coffee
3. Drank coffee
4. Drank more coffee
5. Read emails
1. Still hate the republicans
2. Still boycotting companies that have bent the knee.
T. Returned recyclables.
W. Injected meds.
Th.Took out garbage.
F. Ophthalmologist
S. Multiple Naps
1- Doomscrolling
2- Two days in a row without crying
3- Changed my bedsheets
4- Cooked an actual meal a couple ot times
5- Did my duties as a cat caretaker
1. Woke up
2. 5 mins of giving a shit
3. Fed the animals maybe a human or 2
4. Used my middle finger 88 times
5. Tried giving a shit again and failed.
Went to the gym
Did another puzzle
Shovelled snow
Did another puzzle
Working on another puzzle but I think I’ll use that as one of next week’s accomplishments
2: 454 Casull
3: .50 AE
4 12GA slug
5: .50 BMG
Tuesday, Wednesday, stay in bed
Or Thursday watch the walls instead
It's Friday, I'm in love
2. Told puppers I loved them.
3. Gathered firewood for the week.
4. Created artwork.
5. Made life miserable for MAGAs in my life.
1. Managed to christen every tree on the walk.
2. Got as many treats as I could.
3. Sniffed doggie butts at the park
4. Chased the ball for 20 minutes.
5. Chewed up 2 toys.
I feel very good about myself this week.
Did laundry
Did not unalive anyone
Cat petting/care
Paid bills.
1. Lather, rinse, repeat
2. Lather, rinse, repeat
3. Lather, rinse, repeat
4. Lather, rinse, repeat
5. Lather, rinse, repeat
2. My new understanding is that the next time someone snarky says, "close enough for government work," my rejoinder will be, "At least it is not wrong enough for DOGE doings"
Crash their damn mail server.
2. Remained employed
3. Continued to raise my kid, teaching him not to be an asshole
4. Adopted a dog
5. Maintained sanity
I put this outside my apt door. That's it that's all I did.
2. Did some more work
3. Did even more work
4. Kept working
5. Kept working some more
But no pizza.
2 headaches
9 instances of why do I do this
4 crying fits
Some cross stitch
I can't do that again
1. Ate all of my meals in some form of enrichment or training activity
2. Tried to chase a squirrel (pesky leash!)
3. Had zoomies
4. Played with my favorite ball
5. Took many naps
1. Said Good Morning to 5 people? = Worked to improve social interactions in the field.
2. Made it to the bathroom in time post toco bell? = Prevented toxic spill along side of I 90/39 south of Janesville Wi.
3. Did not kick MAGAot in the balls?= Protected self image.
3. Used 5 calls to tell my senators they’re 💩
4. May or may not have signed up doge for planned parenthood emails
5. watched town hall meetings where MAGAs got eaten
*fire ATC
*stop sending food/medicine to needy people
*fire thousands of workers causing huge gaps in safety/inspections into dangerous stuff like Teslas, Space X, bird flu, nuclear power plants & waste
*wield a chainsaw like an imbecile
*take ketamine
1: Code Black Top Secret
2: Redacted
3: Eyes Only
4: Clearance Required
5: Signature needed from your senior officer
By the way, there are two people here curious about your interest in intelligence matters considerably above your clearance level. Your passport is temporarily held
1. Got out of bed
2. read 4 (actual) newspapers
3. Checked Bluesky
4. took the Chihuahuas to the vet
5. came home made coffee
2. Celebrated my birthday
3. Gave my dog a bath
4. Brushing the cats
5. Visited a dying store
2. Survived
3. This
4. Fascist
5. Regime
2. Took my mom to the Doctor
3. Got my mom removed from a scam subscription
4. Grocery shopped
5. Oh, and played a very small part in delivering 1.3M meals to the hungry (just like every week)
2. Spaced out for an hour
3. Ate Lunch
4. Spaced out for another hour
5. Did 15 minutes of work
1) staying alive
2) keeping warm
3) finding cheap eggs and carrying groceries in the house
4) Helped picked my poor husband up off the driveway
2. Had an English muffin with cream cheese and raspberry preserves.
3. Wrote a letter to Medicare Advantage Insurer grieving another denial.
4. Made a rye whiskey manhattan with double candied cherries.
5. Binge watched new Reacher series.
1.👀🤷♀️ Chinese audacity playing big dick war games mid Auz/NZ flights bc why not?
2🙄🤣stupid fat billionaire Clive Palmer rebranding party to Trumpet of Patriots. Idiot!
3. 🥳🍻bipartisan dick swinging for GPs bulk billing ie free doctors visits for all Ozzies!! Oi oi
4. 🖕Fuck Trump
5. 🖕Fuck Elon
2. Lifted left leg off the bed
3. Sat up
4. Checked phone to see if Trump was still alive
5. Laid back down
4. I got reacquainted with my local ER doc..
2. Cooked a few meals for myself
3. Woke up every morning
4. Made a new friend
5. Had a session with a therapist
It Will Keep Me Away From The Moscow Crowd.
Ban Baseball in Russia.
Tip, Put some money on the Detroit Tigers to win the World Series.
Bookies are taking bets now.
Anyway...
Trump Is a Mother Fucker.
-I bathed
-I skeeted
-I cleaned litter bocks (I was threatened)
-I replaced my toilet paper with pictures of President Musk and his fat Orange friend.
2. I wasnt a deadbeat dad
3. I did have some red wine but avoided horse tranqullizers.
4. Laughed
5. Saw a kingfisher dive, and marvelled at the beauty of nature.
2. Made coffee 7days
3. Made doctor appointments everyday
4. Checked BlueSky everyday
5. Call my elected officials everyday
2- I didnt light a Molotov
3- I managed to survive again somehow
4- I found a way to give less of a shit than usual
5- I woke up every day
* Drank coffee
* Yawned
* Drank more coffee
* Yawned again
2. I watched the news
3. I didn't kill anyone
4. I didn't kill anyone
5. I didn't kill anyone
[email protected]. Flood it
Or full of shit.
One or the other
* Talked to the goat people.
* Exchanged vessels with coworkers.
* Had performance review.
* Had funeral for murdered coworker with his murderer, who made us eat his head.
1. Made plans to fly 2,000 miles to adopt a rescue cat in CO.
2. Played way too many hours of Animal Crossing.
3. Helped write something that could help a lot of people.
4. Drank wine.
5. Sat under the electric blanket with another cat on my lap.
@nelial.bsky.social posted:
Hey, BlueSky!
You do NOT have to be a federal employee to reply with 5 bullet points of what you did last week!
[email protected]
(snagged from one of my friends on this glorious platform)
Got out of bed several times.
Took the dogs out so they could ignore me when I called them.
Took many pills for PN without a sense that any work.
Shopped for groceries checking carefully to avoid US made products.
I can keep my job? Wait, I don’t want a job. So FU!
2. Woke up.
3. Played with my dogs.
4. Played with someone else’s dogs.
5. Got really stoned.
2. Tactical rest
3. Played peekaboo with the cat
4. Efficient nourishment
5. Above and beyond nourishment
1. Got up
2. Made a smart-assed comment on X
3. Got 'liked' by Elon Musk
4. Realized he doesn't get sarcasm
5. Decided it was time to join you guys
2. Went to work on time
3. Took antibiotics as ordered
4. Did laundry as planned
5. Practiced SF6 as should
(And the ace books)
2. Traded eggs for gold
3. Traded gold for steel
4. Filed FOIAs for savings not saved
5. Didn’t feel sorry for Ashley St. Clair
My email detailing the 5 things I did.
1. I had my 13th kid
2. I fired my my dog for her DEI activities.
3.i threw a trans person off a bridge for shooting hoops. Now, I'm going after the other 300 in the country.
4. Changed to Twitter to get the truth
5. Got 17b from gov't .
This ok?
Bluto (😉🤣🤣) is gonna fire everyone else just to be able to afford to hire you
1. Went over 10k followers on bsky.
2. Washed the rugs.
3. Volunteered at Food4Kids making food bags to go home on Fridays.
4. Almost finished the majority of 'The Coroner'...it's Canadian.
5. Bought hospital supplies for my 95 yo dad now that the VA stopped sending.
1) hmmm..
2) fixed the horn on my car.
3) read a good piece of Gospel written in Old English.
4) flipped off 3 Nazi Trucks.
Ps..well done Sir.
Your letter.
Well done.
2. I drank just as much
3. Made a backyard effigy of POTUS Musk & his lap dog set it on fire, extinguished, repeat the next day.
4. Contacted Lifelock & credit bureaus for lock on my shiggty.
5…all the MAGA get their asses handed to them at their town hall meetings. Riveting.
I concur except #4
I ate tacos,cantina chips & homemade quacamole.
2. Attended a rally
3. Posted 500 anti Musk comments or memes
4. Posted 500 anti Trump comments or memes
5. Called all the Senators in my State
2. Masturbation
3. Mania
4. Mammoth espresso
5. My Favorite Martian
2) went to the gym (favorite thing to do)
3) had some fun time with coworkers at lunch
4) read a bit
5) trying to implement more positive vibes to myself
Last one I really got to focus on improving more.
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Sorry! You don't have a need to know! All is redacted!😂🤣😂