(For those lacking context, more than a decade ago I wore this dress for a charity fundraiser and a bunch of status anxious dudes use that picture to mock me online for not being as status anxious as they are. They can, of course, go fuck themselves.)
Thank you for the back story. I think it looks great on you. Nice how the fan you’re holding resembles the pattern of the floor, which draws the eye to…
green Crocs?!
John, maybe not the green Crocs😵💫
Otherwise, a marvelous look!
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I think we just became best friends, my good sir. I couldn't agree more. In fact, I think the captain would happily back us up in our brave fight against what is clearly, objectionable taste.
The fan & the fan pattern in the rug really just tie the whole composition together.
Fantastic dress 🤍
How sad for those boring bitter ppl. FFS they should get their own or at least try to be
more dynamic than stale wonderbread…
Life is short wear what you luv an luv who you are in it.
Wow! You have tamed the kitchen curtains! Love the crocks and you have the cool ones you stick do-dads in the tops. But the head in the background is what makes this photo!
I had nothing to do on this hot afternoon
But to settle down and write you a line
I've been meaning to phone you, but from Minnesota
Hell, it's been a very long time
You wear it well
A little old-fashioned, but that's all right
Well, I suppose you're thinking, I bet he's sinking
Not my colour or style, but if you are comfortable that is all that matters, if others aren’t, just look the other way, as people with morality have had to do for a 100+ years when it comes to the religious & rich folks spouting their lies & depravity. These guys look good in purple, good for them.
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PS: When on vacation at a Dreams property in Punta Cana, I wore my kilt to the fine dining restaurant.
The host refused me to enter, so me & my gf walked to the all-you-can-eat buffet… 100 yards down the sandy path.
Elegant indeed. May I suggest adding a stole, boa, or fox fur to redirect the spectator’s gaze from those delightful Crocs back to your pearly whites? With such an accessory complementing your burly bust, you shall surely command attention at any gala event—particularly in such eccentric footwear.
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PS Chef’s kiss to the crocs.
Hopefully there was a bidding war on the chest wax to go with that outfit.
Not because of you in a dress, but because you should have worn something strapless and a bit shorter to show off your legs.
And the sass in that fan wave…
I don't really have the legs for it anymore.
green Crocs?!
John, maybe not the green Crocs😵💫
Otherwise, a marvelous look!
The shoes are just embarrassing though.
How dare you, sir!?
If Crocs are good enough for Mario Batali, then…
😊
Crocs are an abomination, and I am willing to fight about it.
Fantastic dress 🤍
How sad for those boring bitter ppl. FFS they should get their own or at least try to be
more dynamic than stale wonderbread…
Life is short wear what you luv an luv who you are in it.
Will you marry me again? 🥰💞💖💋
But to settle down and write you a line
I've been meaning to phone you, but from Minnesota
Hell, it's been a very long time
You wear it well
A little old-fashioned, but that's all right
Well, I suppose you're thinking, I bet he's sinking
👏 👏 👏 👏
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Try putting in an extra panel or something...maybe a nice broach...and have you got an iron? Lord have mercy!
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Particularly fetching with the green crocs! 😀
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Thank gawd.
The host refused me to enter, so me & my gf walked to the all-you-can-eat buffet… 100 yards down the sandy path.
Comfort + ease of cleaning is perfection.
I needed that!
PS: The colour!
Gorgeous on you!
Crocks?
Can’t approve of such degeneracy
Magnifique!
😻😯😻
LOVING IT
And an oiled up gladiator or three, but love it. <3
fancy-dress ball on the ship?
🎵 I've got a little list and there's non of them be missed🎵
Guess it is the fan.
It needs to be ironed!
#NPC
#quest
#wrinkledDress
#iron
#plarp
Crocs should be banned from the planet. Overpriced oil reshaped into the ugliest footwear ever made.
Oh, and cute dress. Love the fan, too. People should carry fans again.
10/10
You’d have looked stunning.
There’s always the next auction, I suppose!
And a nice necklace to match (big bold green beads? 🤔)! 😉😘
Don’t let anyone make you feel anything else but beautiful John
Comfortable shoes !!!!!
-3 points for missing purse and wrong color of the 'shoes'
:o)
Not so much the Crocs, though. Maybe a nice, comfy khaki colored sandal would do the trick?
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April 25th
Arbor day
Let's plant our future.
No work.
No school.
We occupy our towns, our capitals, DC.
Organize now.
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“I can still get this thing over my head, shoulders, knees…..”?