I was NOT prepared.
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none of you are prepared for what this house is like
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And why did the goddamn bathtub send a chill down my spine?! And the honeycomb lights??? Why?
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Also, the basketball bounced off the backboard and broke the bespoke garage lighting. Again.
The bathtub is in the kitchen, where you can watch 8 TVs at once like you're in a sports bar.
Highest quality dirt lot.
This doesn't really even register as a house. It looks more like a big fancy garage that someone added eating and peeing rooms to as an afterthought.
I’m also not sure that having a basketball court occupying about half the interior is really the most effective use of space…
Inside: Uh, emphasis on the lube, I see.
Vegas, bad back, stupidity in motion with money, gambling influencer…
Checks TF out…
Anyway, just gonna hurry this thing along....
*goes outside with can of Aquanet*
1.6m, for this. They couldn't even be bothered to plant grass or anything, ffs.
The basketball hoop. The hot tub. The GLASS DOORS SEPARATING THE HOUSE FROM THE GARAGE.
OTOH, the lot itself being razed down to resemble a giant sandbox? That was a jaw drop.
Instead they mowed every trace of life down. Wow.
Cold white everything
Hot tub conversation pit
Next to stripper pole
Owner: I like strippers, hot tubbing, basketball, and nothing else.
CA: I can work with that.
"Every shade of gray imaginable."
(I like how they add the pictures with the blue sky to show no, this isn't in black and white, it really is a monochrome sterile disaster).
This is not a place for polite gatherings and cocktail parties. This is a place for frat bro parties.
This is not someone who knows how to be wealthy. There is only pure hollow excess.
Also, uhhh, where's the toilet and bathroom?
Zillow Gone Wild has ruined me for wild housing interiors.
The kitchen has cabinets no normal person could reach without an eight foot stepladder and no space for a refrigerator.
I then started to think there were no bedrooms and it was all this one large space plus bathrooms and an indoor basketball court. Thank goodness I read the description!
1) Will the 10 add-on houses on the only-1.5-acre lot also be trailers, as depicted in a photo showing the outside?
2) Does the house come with the extra liability insurance needed for a jacuzzi set in a marble-floored workout studio? Are the orthotics and knee replacements included?
Also, this is why I still live at home.
Perfect for a lifestyle of “bathe, bang, and play basketball,” I guess
(Bathtub was a weird hybrid of baptismal tub and livestock/pet walk-through shower thing)
inside, which is bad enough in my opinion, but I don’t like black and white and gray, the outside is horrific-even my actual ranch style house doesn’t look that cheesy.
There's a chandelier in the kitchen? Tacky.
And a mini basketball hoop. Ohhh, I see. It's *that* guy.
Wait, is that a *stripper pole*?
And a hot tub... oh no...
The kitchen, the hot tub, and the stripper pole all in the main marble-floored room...yeah.
"Specific."
Did they HAVE to strip the entire property of anything living?
Going in.
So is my soul.
I can't see any other...
This broke my brain.
A whole porn company town
A nice little community of people who don't need your life explained bc they lived it too
It's new construction so maybe that was on purpose?
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/156467825
And they've apparently built a shell inside the listed part, so they can put the modern bits inside without affecting the old bits. (And they are old, 14-something)
https://luxarts.net/high-heel-bathtub/
It was that kitchen existing in a house with all that other stuff in it that made me tap out.
Nice enough place, once someone goes in and does some actual decoration that actual people can live in...