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saulvents.bsky.social•61 days ago

endorsed by JonClod von Dom

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bethn8r.bsky.social•61 days ago

…are there RIVETS?!

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

imagining rivets in a condom and fucking dying

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rimaanabtawi.bsky.social•61 days ago

Exactly, my question!

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rimaanabtawi.bsky.social•61 days ago

Sandwashed?

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cupofme.bsky.social•61 days ago

Condoms even a bottom can get on.

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zachcoma.bsky.social•61 days ago

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zachcoma.bsky.social•61 days ago

Jorts version not very effective

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madwomanreading.bsky.social•61 days ago

Tired: Netflix and chill
Wired: Jondoms and jorts

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fresh72.bsky.social•61 days ago

Best Jeanist approves

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rowyourbot.bsky.social•61 days ago

Jeggings for yer johnson.

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chillydawgg.bsky.social•61 days ago

Acid washed 😮

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88corbs.bsky.social•61 days ago

I put my genes in my jeans if you know what I means.

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

‼️

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88corbs.bsky.social•61 days ago

That is not me. btw

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

on bluesky you have to ask

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shampoochan13.bsky.social•61 days ago

Thats a new years party pack

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batman.jaydestro.org•61 days ago

JNCOs condoms

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oswaldphaygood.bsky.social•61 days ago

The denim condom completes the Canadian Tuxedo on wedding nights.

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5illgabriel.bsky.social•60 days ago

a natural feel... OF WHAT?

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padako.bsky.social•61 days ago

Protect yourself during jex.

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andykimy.bsky.social•61 days ago

Jay Leno, you’re up

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grimcity.bsky.social•61 days ago

really need some cargo pockets

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methodnull.bsky.social•61 days ago

Trojean

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peterlynn.bsky.social•61 days ago

They’re honestly not bad now that they have the modern stretchy denim. The old kind used to chafe. You could wear it forever without washing it, though, so it was still pretty great.

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rvbdrm.com•61 days ago

Keeps the genes out

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blunted215.bsky.social•61 days ago

Removing my condom and running my index finger over the new-found denim ridges

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ifeadeoye.bsky.social•61 days ago

3 lubricated condoms, what about the rest?

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kodoandsangha.bsky.social•61 days ago

I genuinely don’t understand what Durex is marketing here.

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emilyrose.bsky.social•61 days ago

Apparently this.

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kodoandsangha.bsky.social•61 days ago

Thank you for that. I was hoping that's what the labeling meant but the world is full of Photoshop these days too.

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zeroedge117.bsky.social•61 days ago

Condenim. For her… pleasure?

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ogskydog.com•61 days ago

riveted for no one's pleasure

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

lololol

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bkjwordplay.bsky.social•61 days ago

Ha. I love Asia. They always have them right at checkout, like candy.

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elsiemon.bsky.social•61 days ago

Corded for her pleasure

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karengeier.com•61 days ago

no. i don't like having to button them up

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

lmao

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hyspy.bsky.social•61 days ago

Just remember never go double denim.

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chuckmaurice.bsky.social•61 days ago

Condoms for Smurfs...

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camoflage.bsky.social•61 days ago

"Give them your jeans—not your genes"

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cwashington.bsky.social•61 days ago

They certainly did.

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olaffigadaffi.bsky.social•61 days ago

Do they make micro sized jondoms? 🤔

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blueknuckle.bsky.social•61 days ago

Denim? I barely even ...

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bryanquinn1981.bsky.social•61 days ago

Now with button up fly… for THEIR pleasure…

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lwwithpride.bsky.social•60 days ago

😳

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kurtshriner.bsky.social•61 days ago

I put my jondoms on just like the rest of you -- one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I make gold records.

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moretruthiness.bsky.social•61 days ago

i am very very confused

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echidnabeans.bsky.social•61 days ago

I’ve used these and I’m sorry to report they are disappointingly just a thin condom. No denim.

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

thank you officer megadoodoo

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echidnabeans.bsky.social•61 days ago

Used a jondom in the line of booty, was tragically struck down by a hamstring injury.

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brandondoughan.bsky.social•61 days ago

Jorts joke here somewhere as well

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merchantofvice.bsky.social•61 days ago

Safe sex with jeans on dry humping

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secbuff.com•61 days ago

“Denim textured for your enjoyment.”

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raantuva.fyi•61 days ago

Uhhhhhh what

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radicallynx.bsky.social•61 days ago

Sadly, they're designed to be discreet when in your jeans pocket, not made of denim.

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

ok thank you i was *really* wondering what this could possibly be lol

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radicallynx.bsky.social•61 days ago

The article I found was talking about how they're trying to increase condom usage in India, guess the angle is to always have one on you

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bobbylewis.bsky.social•61 days ago

honestly, it’s giving desperate

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raantuva.fyi•61 days ago

Ohhhh ok. I was like ??????

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writingdcm.bsky.social•61 days ago

Got to stock up on jondoms thanks for the reminder

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clayfox.bsky.social•61 days ago

Never nude elite status

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jellywish.bsky.social•61 days ago

and if you wash them out and re-use them, you get sick fades

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bennettelder.net•61 days ago

durex jeans: for your cyclops

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bennettelder.net•61 days ago

is this a Canadian denim thing? or can I blame this on Cobra Kai?

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tperryj.bsky.social•61 days ago

Jeans?!?

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emilyrose.bsky.social•61 days ago

I feel like something got really, really lost in translation.

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2raccoons1trashcan.bsky.social•61 days ago

I prefer the corduroy ones myself.

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elirothman.bsky.social•61 days ago

I thought the whole tight jeans trend was over

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jargonscotty.bsky.social•61 days ago

I prefer waxed canvas

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