Every morning I check the news and it's like
-SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain
-President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler
-New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
-SCOTUS Eliminates Three More Basic Rights, Only Six Remain
-President Mispronounces a Word, Will Now Lose Election to Senile Hitler
-New AI Company Uses Artist Blood to Let Billionaires and Racists Live Forever, Gets $45 Billion Valuation
Comments
SCOTUS applied the 7th Amendment to administrative proceedings
SCOTUS applied the rule of lenity for the benefit of defendants in prosecutions under 18 U.S.C. § 1512(c)(2)
"The Sun Rose Today. Here's Why that's a Problem for Biden"
Some days (today) I'm just feeling beaten down by an unending wave no empathy and intolerance.
-The climate is utterly fucked!
-The climate is not that bad actually!
-COVID is over!
-COVID is still a problem!
-The UK introduces new law requiring every trans person to be strapped with a machine that pokes them with a sharp stick
- Billionaires Purge the population.. just like in the movies Art no longer imitation of Life
-Elon Musk Has Made A Car That Kills You When You Turn The Ignition, Sells 400,000 Preorders
It's hilarious, but it's also horrifyingly accurate
-Business leaders push congress to give them claim over your internal organs.
-New poll shows 49% think its okay to feast on your neighbor if they don't agree with you. 15% unsure.
I somehow feel *that's* been predicted...