white tenderqueer polycule at disneyland dragging their age-play "kid" out of the park because magic happens parade featured people in fursuits flaunting their kink in front of children - ThreadSky

jazzpomegranate.com • 424 days ago

white tenderqueer polycule at disneyland dragging their age-play "kid" out of the park because magic happens parade featured people in fursuits flaunting their kink in front of children

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antlervel.vet•424 days ago

I’m closing this app

katie.bzky.team•424 days ago

jazz this is the first post i have read today upon waking up and i think it'd best if it were my last

aguyuno.bsky.social•424 days ago

I’m pretty sure it gave me a stroke so it may BE my last

rwruedii.bsky.social•306 days ago

Same. I'm don't think I can stop laughing.

I'm just thinking about how this could be turned into a cringe copypasta short story.

catlady.gay•424 days ago

Oof

averysafecat.bsky.social•424 days ago

I’ve lived my life in such a way that I understand every word and I deserve this post. This post is what I deserve.

alisonborealis.bsky.social•284 days ago

🔥

horsecourser.bsky.social•424 days ago

what a terrible day to be literate

spottyserval.furry.energy•284 days ago

Help what 😭@joeychu.bsky.social

awkwardmatt.bsky.social•424 days ago

Oh dear. My soul recoils in cringe at being able to understand this.

johnkidd.bsky.social•145 days ago

well, i've got a therapy appointment in like half an hour. you'd better believe i'm printing this out and showing it to him.

jezzerat.bsky.social•371 days ago

I don't know if this is real or we're doing a thought exercise, but either way this is excellent cursed posting.

beaudyka.bsky.social•371 days ago

cirikino.bsky.social•371 days ago

leftatlondon.com•424 days ago

ive received replies en masse to my selfies from terfs that have made me want to kms less than this here post

sine.fyi•424 days ago

aw hell this is just artistic

anaisl.bsky.social•284 days ago

DAMMIT JAZZ!
FUCKING GOT ME AGAIN!

benbusb.us•424 days ago

i swear i blacked out reading this

wait is this a flashback in that mads mikkelson goon cave movie plot you cooked up?

iswearima.top•424 days ago

uff da, well done 💀

loosf.bsky.social•284 days ago

Were the fursuiters leashed, harnessed, or worse

Poodling

trans.bsky.social•284 days ago

overcursed

justkeepskeeting.pro•284 days ago

😕

trans.bsky.social•284 days ago

this is horrific

ripperoni.com•424 days ago

Banger

solfeliz.bsky.social•424 days ago

One of those rare moments where words are put together in a completely new way and no one’s happy about it

gawdz0rz.bsky.social•424 days ago

ma’am please

condor.bsky.social•371 days ago

W-what.

No. Nooooo. I hate it.

smellbringer.bsky.social•424 days ago

I'm in Disneyland, I didn't need to read this. And yet I did.

annacwebs.bsky.social•92 days ago

Just had to stare off into the middle distance about this thanks jazz

regretagarbo.rip•424 days ago

savrindrake.bsky.social•371 days ago

This activated some poor MKULTRA sleeper agent

aferaldavid.bsky.social•424 days ago

I read this in David Attenborogh's voice

matchateauwu.bsky.social•371 days ago

I'd be so fucking mortified that I'd never touch a Disney product again lmao

seansayswords.bsky.social•424 days ago

I understood like 1% of this.

brat.fm•424 days ago

woof 😵‍💫

rwruedii.bsky.social•306 days ago

Oh man, that is a laughable though.

Someone has to write a copypasta short story about this!

lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social•379 days ago

u gotta retweet this in june

jjinandtonic.bsky.social•424 days ago

Impeccably cursed, holy shit

bsakat.bsky.social•424 days ago

None of these words are in the bible.

uneedabiscuit.bsky.social•424 days ago

so many layers here. like a flakey puff pastry filled with horror.

jazzpomegranate.com•424 days ago

cursed disneyland-posting is my new favorite genre

odanu.responsivellc.com•141 days ago

Is this a thing that actually happened? *leans forward on elbows with my best listening face on*.

flawedhowl.bsky.social•424 days ago

Ithink a blood vessel in my brain burst just fro reading this

babadooknukem.bsky.social•371 days ago

Thank you. Finally a post that will make me log off forever. I'm free

rigamarock.bsky.social•371 days ago

meh. i’ll believe it when i see it

rainbowaura.bsky.social•424 days ago

There's so much to unpack idk what to start with 😂

oksettledown.bsky.social•423 days ago

I need to sit down

matthansenart.bsky.social•424 days ago

Go to the Post Awards,
Go to the Posting Jail.
Go to the coooooombination Post Awards and Posting Jail.

nikkibuh.bsky.social•424 days ago

enginqueer.bsky.social•92 days ago

I could write ten thousand words of analysis on this fucking post

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