There is a non zero chance that the stylist Mark Zuckerberg paid for his midlife crisis makeover played the world's funniest prank ever and he completely fell for it.
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When I first saw his makeover I’m thinking who is he trying to impress? Who was his stylist? He’s trying too hard people. That’s
the look folks. He has deficit of self awareness
It's those creepy shark eyes. You can't bro those over.
"Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya."
Wait, I've been seeing pics of him with the William Katt "Greatest American Hero" hair...is that a RECENT pic? I thought it was some embarrassing high school photo!
With you in political and menswear spirits, but as someone who regrets working in fashion, I believe the nonsense Wapo and his stylist are selling actually is the correct costume for the performance. I dunno where the word “fuccboi” went (Kanye distract us?) but it’s become newly significant.
Luxury hypebeast are both current words. But the culture owns it more than it disdains it. With just a t-shirt and chain, he implies being a sneakerhead who attends fashion weeks. The fronting is one level of stupid, but what he’s fronting is itself fuccboi, and that’s now darkly manosphere.
Even the watch was a stupid clunker with zero taste and "give me the most expensive thing on display" energy. A Crash or RM would have been better if somewhat pedestrian.
Because crude insults are the only relief ordinary have left over the grief caused by rich, powerful sociopaths like Zuckerberg, Musk and Trump. It’s always been like this.
You’d think the world’s richest people could afford the best stylists … but there you go! The richest person in Australia, Gina Rinehart, wanders around looking like a sack of potatoes.
The poodle hairdo signifies his willingness to bend the knee. I remember when he cam to my city to meet w/ Mayor Pete and discuss liberal topics, as if Pete was the next Dem leader. Total lapdog.
I try not to be dehumanizing even about trump or Elon despite finding them problematic but I couldn’t help but be like, damn mark looks douchey in that video where he announced the end of fact checkers. Like he wants to look like some raver bro 90’s shady drug dealer.
Talking about people who don’t act like humans as if they aren’t human isn’t a bad thing, it’s just being realistic. These dudes are like rabid animals and should probably be handled like rabid animals.
I CAN'T STOP PICTURING IT. MZ: "You sure about this?" Stylist: "Mark, you look fabulous! Jo Rogaine's going to shit his panties!" MZ: "But look at my hair and this gold chain! I think I look kinda stupid." Stylist: "Are you kidding? You look like Disco Stu, but as a double-alpha male! Cook, King!"
I thought bowl cuts were bad, then Cuckerberg comes out with the curly bowl cut. Uts a skill to have all the curls exactly the same length as an upside down ramen bowl
The rich are surrounded by yes people. Not even genuine love ones to be honest with them.
For instance, I told my husband that I won't stop him from growing a mustache, but he can't stop me from laughing at him if he does 😅.
You don't let someone you love walk out of the house like that
Zuckerberg is channeling a very young Julia Child. She wants her face back. What a douch bag he is. All that money and still stupid. Now he is a Trump puppet on bending knee or laid out over a barrel.
Absolutely agree! There’s a real possibility that the stylist pulled off the greatest prank of all time, and Zuckerberg is none the wiser. The ultimate midlife crisis plot twist! 😂 #PrankedByTheStylist
Ahhh you guys are bullying the poor man! He tried to look a bit cooler, only did it right after knee-bowing for Ze Grrrreat Kieng's Pairrr Elon & Donold. Bit wrong timing 🤷🏻♀️🫣
The 40yo man w/longish curls that always look slightly wet, the tight shirts (so YOU know, he works out), the hostage look of these videos and the richest man running to the media saying a 78 yo man "bullied him" - all has me so glad I am not on the platform anymore
All the blood sucker's in his life will tell him it looks great. He'll believe them. He only has to see it in a mirror. It's everyone else who's stuck looking at it!
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This piece now stands as one of the most embarrassing puffy profiles since like the time Vogue glossed over Assad's wife. https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/10/04/mark-zuckerberg-transformation-meta-ceo-facebook/
https://bsky.app/profile/thetnholler.bsky.social/post/3lfjacdcyqs2y
http://www.fouadhamdan.org/cms/upload/pdf/Asma_Assad_2articles_voguemeeting_with_aid_workers_2011.pdf
Andy Dick is Andy Dick's Waluigi.
It's complicated.
the look folks. He has deficit of self awareness
Gift article.
"Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya."
1970s was peak filmmaking era. We’re never gonna see anything like it again, I fear.
https://youtu.be/dEe4i2osF5A?si=eDKGvFH429idU3Fj
...Well shit...
It looks like when he got his hair transplant, the doctor was like: "Are you sure you ONLY want pubes up top?" And Zuck was like: "Only. Pubes."
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Not professional. Idc how much he paid for that ridiculous shirt.
Looks like a slouch.
His wife is too good for him and way out of his league. That bothers him. She suffers his lameness. Desire for a real man has got to be frustrating.
Like a teenager that suddenly discovers how to dress, so they wear the same outfit relentlessly
For instance, I told my husband that I won't stop him from growing a mustache, but he can't stop me from laughing at him if he does 😅.
You don't let someone you love walk out of the house like that
don't tell no more jokes above my culture-current status, plz. i have feeling i've said 'HUH?' quite enough, pals.
https://youtu.be/NWl_NbzVxB0?si=3LEchzE8VywNzzTP