Welcome to your mid 50s, you now have the gait of a mortally wounded velociraptor. - ThreadSky

maidofbeans.bsky.social • 99 days ago

Welcome to your mid 50s, you now have the gait of a mortally wounded velociraptor.

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thamessider.bsky.social•99 days ago

It's as if you've seen me.

p3nny.bsky.social•95 days ago

But still a velociraptor, clever girl. We travel in packs.

gakoid.bsky.social•79 days ago

I’m not 50 but I already have the gait.

sunshinesoul.bsky.social•97 days ago

Stop watching my gait. Also 50’s- being aware of fucked up gait, and talking about gait fairly regularly. 🚷

brusowrites.bsky.social•98 days ago

You call it a gait, I call it a noticeable limp

whatsername2.bsky.social•98 days ago

It's 'swagger', dammit!
😂

maidofbeans.bsky.social•98 days ago

Totally!! 😂

brusowrites.bsky.social•98 days ago

I mean, I’m like a pirate if a witch had made his peg leg

whatsername2.bsky.social•98 days ago

Pirates are cool, so your limp is cool

brusowrites.bsky.social•98 days ago

I’m gonna wear my Jolly Roger black tie-dye for the march tomorrow

whatsername2.bsky.social•98 days ago

Please wear an eye patch too!

brusowrites.bsky.social•98 days ago

I can work with that

thealexnevil.bsky.social•97 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

voodoorue.bsky.social•99 days ago

This is so accurate, even though I'm a T-Rex.

klaybourne.bsky.social•98 days ago

I know, right? If I want to present as human I have to hope the tendinitis in the left knee flairs up at the same time as the CPPD in the right one.

lydiam.bsky.social•78 days ago

Just wait till the right hip causes issues

needanewname.org•98 days ago

And the toenails to match

gruffyfarr668.bsky.social•99 days ago

That’s exactly it!

thediscoveryofzero.com•99 days ago

On the plus side, you've discovered how to open the pill box.

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•78 days ago

Argh, this hurts in more than one way.

tlbklaus.bsky.social•98 days ago

…on a good day.

daorenent.bsky.social•97 days ago

And I remember those days with some nostalgia.

greeneggzandsam.bsky.social•99 days ago

Dagnabit all...

greeneggzandsam.bsky.social•98 days ago

Doh! Already "liked" it once already....I'll double-like it then since you pinned it. Awesome!

lats.bsky.social•99 days ago

First thing in the morning is the worst. Like being released from the cage and only hobbling out.

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