They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him. - ThreadSky

caulimovirus.bsky.social • 78 days ago

They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.

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onlinefunctions.bsky.social•77 days ago

They're saying he could never do it with novel materials, he'd have to use titanium because he's a loser. I heard them say that.

caulimovirus.bsky.social•77 days ago

They’re calling titanium the coward’s metal.

onlinefunctions.bsky.social•77 days ago

If he were a real gamer he would speedrun the construction of a submarine with novel materials and pilot it with a controller 🤣😂 that's the only way I could see him beating what they are saying

makkon.bsky.social•78 days ago

I have been talking about this non-stop. I've also explained at length to all of my friends that he couldn't possibly use his AI model Grok to help him, it's just not up to the task. we are all in agreement.

caulimovirus.bsky.social•78 days ago

No way a second-rate LLM like Grok could be used for a task like this, agreed.

cuil.world•77 days ago

Everyone in Silicon Valley says this behind his back too, it’s shameful how he has never noticed that all it would take to earn their respect is to build a cool submarine

yeets.biz•78 days ago

i hear he's an ocean-coward! which is a way worse type of cowardice than the normal type

caulimovirus.bsky.social•78 days ago

I can’t believe so many people are saying this all the time about Elon Musk, owner of SpaceX and regular X. I can’t believe he’s too much of a chicken to prove them wrong.

esthertheda.bsky.social•78 days ago

He should really try to prove them wrong. He can do it.

vegspice.bsky.social•78 days ago

It would be such an epic bacon troll if he and Bezos and Zuck all went down together

localizedlesion.bsky.social•78 days ago

I just had a conversation about this today, and like 5 strangers who overheard us walked up to emphatically agree.

emilyrose.bsky.social•78 days ago

If he made SeaX, he’d have XXX. He’s clearly not man enough for that.

kttidbits.bsky.social•78 days ago

They’re also saying the Titanic might completely disintegrate in the next few weeks so any true alphas need to build and launch quickly.

samcrut.bsky.social•77 days ago

He doesn't have the balls. No testicular fortitude at all. May as well be a eunuch. He couldn't find the courage if courage was wearing a bell and calling out his name.

joeywolfuk.bsky.social•77 days ago

He could never do it! and even if he could, he'd have to over-spend on the sub. He could NEVER do it on a budget.

drpayitback.com•78 days ago

I’ve heard many smart and well-respected gamers say that we know more about outer space than we do about the sea floor. Someone needs to fix this.

peter-doubt.bsky.social•77 days ago

I'm trusting this can be done by the hoardes of the best and brightest that are attracted to Trump...

jenniejen.bsky.social•77 days ago

They are saying this. Just got into a discussion with the cashier while checking out at Trader Joe’s. Everyone in line agreed. Elon is definitely not smart, rich, or brave enough to try!

phantlers.bsky.social•77 days ago

Good people are saying it, the very best.

poguemuhone.bsky.social•77 days ago

Yeah? Define good

phantlers.bsky.social•76 days ago

People who agree with me.

savagebastard.bsky.social•78 days ago

Some of his favorite podcasters, perhaps.

ocanada333.bsky.social•78 days ago

I mean, how hard could it be. A couple strong scrap metal welds, a big O2 tank and some good, night sea vision googles aren’t hard to come by.

peter-doubt.bsky.social•77 days ago

Why doesn't he leave for Mars, already?

bingohandjob.bsky.social•77 days ago

I think the most manly thing to do would be for him and Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg to have an arm wrestling contest in this submarine, directly over the Titanic wreck. Maybe with limited oxygen to make it tougher for these tough guys!

jenbtasdog.bsky.social•78 days ago

Could name the sub ‘Luigi’

rollforphobia.bsky.social•78 days ago

Elon is too much of a coward to re-enact this scene from the Deer Hunter, a movie about what total badasses all these guys are.

hjkl.bsky.social•78 days ago

He's obviously too much of a low-T soy beta cuck to pilot the thing himself.

jmteo.bsky.social•78 days ago

I think he should try to go to the moon tomorrow

crackedpestle.bsky.social•78 days ago

His jump might need a little work.

notzenyet.bsky.social•78 days ago

So many people are also saying that President Musk has much better hair than Trump, and that he is obviously much smarter at running businesses. People are telling President Musk “sir, sir - thank you for stepping up where Trump could not”