I understand why a president would have the political philosophy of a spoiled baby (I should be able to do whatever I want) but it's so embarrassing to be a sycophant for this. Yeah, the baby *should* be able to do that! Telling the baby "no" is violence! - ThreadSky

internethippo.bsky.social • 12 hours ago

I understand why a president would have the political philosophy of a spoiled baby (I should be able to do whatever I want) but it's so embarrassing to be a sycophant for this. Yeah, the baby *should* be able to do that! Telling the baby "no" is violence!

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antitractionist.bsky.social•12 hours ago

you're not showing sufficient respect to the baby!

gordon-gecko.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It's like when the heir to a medieval throne was 8 when his dad the king died, and the advisors and chamberlain had to give him as many sweets as he wanted whenever he wanted or he would have them executed.

actualcor.bsky.social•11 hours ago

At least back then you could expect the actual adults to be working in their own self-interest, as many regents used child rulers as puppets (like with Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Oda Nobunaga's son).
Here, the sycophants are slavishly devoted to both Trump and their fuckass ideological beliefs.

actualcor.bsky.social•11 hours ago

No doubt everyone rubber-stamping Trump's bullshit is angling to enrich themselves in some way, but they're too dumb to be smart about it. Every single person in this administration, even Elon Musk, is letting the ideological tail wag the dog.

gordon-gecko.bsky.social•11 hours ago

They're all very dumb, but they're smart enough to know that he's the anchor point of all this. Getting kicked out is often a one way street, usually to prison too.

thetrumpfanno1.bsky.social•10 hours ago

The GAGA/MAGA foundation appreciates that you recognize that Prezident Trump is youthful.

brightanimal.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Uh huh. Uh huh. Yes I see, hold on. HEY EVERYONE, THE BABY SAYS YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO ME

roachmotel6.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Don't you do it Steve!

newvince.bsky.social•12 hours ago

dogontheroof.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Seeing the constitution shredded so we can send god knows who to a salvadorian death prison

lulucaliente.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I don’t understand. Maybe because my First President was Eisenhower who always put country, honor and duty before his own ego. And every President since except Nixon had the same credo regardless of Party affiliation

kquist.bsky.social•10 hours ago

This *is* kind of a good description of how narcissists and extremely emotionally immature people are created and no surprise that some grow up to recreate that environment all around them, all the way to the White House.

internethippo.bsky.social•12 hours ago

They're calling it "judicial insurrection" when a judge asks the president to answer questions about what he's up to. This is like those people from twitter who said bedtimes are a form of tyranny or whatever

lethaljorts.bsky.social•12 hours ago

the bedtime people might be worse but luckily they're not in charge of anything

leopazz.bsky.social•12 hours ago

they've been calling Brazil a "judiciary dictatorship" because our supreme court decided to prosecute the people who did our version of jan/6

they probably have the same masters too

willeyum.bsky.social•12 hours ago

bedtime is 10pm

jacobgood.bsky.social•9 hours ago

You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real dad!

champl.in•12 hours ago

Oh fuck I’m about to throw a tantrum

antonioslamsci.bsky.social•11 hours ago

oh you’re upset about my executive order? well, would you be mad if the situation were different in a way i designed during Tummy Time just for this argument?

actualcor.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Realistically I know this is a significant consequence of Conservative "you can't tell me what to do" BS, but it really does feel like a bizarro-world version of the extreme permissiveness/lack of discipline you see pinned on us bleeding heart liberals.

clamheaven.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Wow you're one to talk about bedtime tranny

hackcasual.bsky.social•12 hours ago

The unjust hierarchy of judicial oversight

tande432.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This 👇 and project 2025 is what they are doing.

lexabro.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Some of those are crawling around here too

leor72.bsky.social•9 hours ago

He’s a sociopath. There are only 2 people in his world. Those who are a threat and those he can manipulate or control. Trump prefers to manipulate-but that doesn’t always work. Then, as Rick Wilson says #ETTD It’s his way or war. But it’s emotional. Not thought out.

bonenberger.bsky.social•2 hours ago

MAGA as the movement to be like Bart from Simpsons season one or two

tom0602.bsky.social•10 hours ago

His mother wasn't close to him and his dad rewarded him for bullying behavior.

haikugoat.bsky.social•12 hours ago

And for literally the least cute, least charming, least human baby there ever was.

ghostoflittleseb.bsky.social•5 hours ago

That’s the part I really can’t wrap my head around. He has no redeeming qualities at all, and most cult leaders have at least one or two

crentist.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I'm a Christian, which means I hurt people in hopes the baby sees

potrzebiesystem.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Yeah, “Führerprinzip.” It’s real fucking gross…& dangerous af

nocash.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Thank the baby!!!!!

georgeordavid.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Have you said thank you to the baby once?

andrewctenor.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It’s surprising how many people actually parent that way, though

brriitt.bsky.social•11 hours ago

You are not the CEO of a company. People with authority will be asking you questions you won't want to answer truthfully. So you will lie.

bensonisrad.bsky.social•8 hours ago

If I know anything about babies JD Vance just needs to pick trump up and shake him.

mistygrey12.bsky.social•12 hours ago

He’s uneducated, an extreme narcissist and sociopath. All of his businesses have failed. Bankrupt 7x after he stripped the $$ out of them.
The government is NOT a business. He doesn’t get that.

mitchellg657.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If I learned anything from Dinosaurs, it's that an ill tempered baby might hit me with a frying pan if I defy him. I can't take that risk. I must love the baby.

polye19.bsky.social•12 hours ago

😂

nonbinarysquid.bsky.social•12 hours ago

It's because the Trump voter base is full of childish narcisisstic Nazis and Klansmen.

mad-max.bsky.social•12 hours ago

“I agree with the baby, bedtime is an oppressive system that must be dismantled. Also, cake is now legally dinner”

ghostoflittleseb.bsky.social•5 hours ago

Anyone NOT eating cake for dinner will be deported

heatherthewhatever.bsky.social•12 hours ago

"The baby is begging for the grenade, give it to them before they cry!"

melodykayyoung.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Welp…

billyhalibut.bsky.social•10 hours ago

When the baby does what they want because they feed it

jacobgood.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Walter Cronkite takes off his glasses and looks at the camera. "From Dallas, Texas, the flash apparently official. President Babyman died at 1:00 pm Central Standard Time. Doctors tried everything, but they couldn't remove the seventeen marbles from his trachea."

goobyooh.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Omg! Just reading this made me visualize JD Vance

jamesnelsonart.bsky.social•12 hours ago

His supporters get to vicariously be a baby through him

myleslobdell.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I understand that he is probably in advanced cognitive decline, but I don't think it's healthy to even treat people in advanced cognitive decline that way. I'm not an expert.

ethnierocks.bsky.social•2 hours ago

The rapist is a ManBaby with teensy weensy ting winy little hands 🙌 🦖

domesticallyunable.bsky.social•4 hours ago

Trump's people are the type of parents I avoid when I pick up my child from Pre-K. 😔

chula-mamacita76.bsky.social•11 hours ago

The anti-everyone gets a trophy crowd sure wants to only give the “city council member trump” the special trophy for big boys. We’re so proud of you, big boy. Try and keep your diaper clean today. Hands to your self. Want to go to McDonald’s?

gwyntaglaw.bsky.social•5 hours ago

*taps earpiece* I’m being told ACAB includes parents

georgeordavid.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Trying to gentle parent Trump like, OK Donald what do you think is a healthy amount of screen time?Do you think 10 Cokes is too much or too little?

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