Please turn humanity off. I don’t think it needs to be turned back on. I mean, I love lots of people but the other 99.98% would be better off without Homo sapiens.
Yeah , right? The wake up call wiil be brutal. But didn't you say something like ( free translation )
Mathieu 5:3, heureux les pauvres d'esprit, car le royame des cueux est a eux?
blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom🤔🙄
FBI/CIA/Secret Service - this is called HUMOR, SkyDaddy obviously doesn’t exist. I have enough problems, don’t need you guys showing up at my house. Have a nice day!
Wrong. Plants crave Super Male Vitality. Buy my products today so I can afford to pay off my court cases and alimony to my ex wife who didn't like that I kept ripping off the shirts she ironed for me. *disclaimer* infowers products do not help plants grow and may contain traces of lead.
lol if there is a god witch i seriously don’t believe may he bless u all because I think weird and not so pleasant times is in store for you over there
Idiots! Gullible half-wits who've suspended critical thinking!
Tariff = tax! Pays the govt, not a company or person. It doesn't help the economy. F'in morons they R!
MAGA elected a troglodyte dictator over the price of eggs???? What uneducated simpletons!
(sigh!) excuse my momentary logorrhea.
But wait, there's more! A high-school drop out will improve education; a known traitor will supervise intelligence gathering; a Zionist will save Gaza ...
Yep. Viruses will cease to exist, injecting testosterone in to your 80s will give you better boners, kids just need to eat better to avoid measles, polio, rubella. Food does not need to be inspected because e.coli carrots are fun.
And even though it's his greatest hope, I assume Mike Johnson won't be joining you, since he seems to have sold his Christian ideals for 30 pieces of silver (give or take.)
More importantly, none of these things will matter once Thine Unfettered Plagues® sweep the land. Remember, kids, science and rationality are the enemies of America!
A pedophile will fight child trafficking, a climate denier will end global warming, a lobbyist will obviate the need for trade oversight, a man who blew $54B on a social media company and turned it into ash will run the efficiency dept!
Bizarroworld, indeed!
They are paving the way for your son to return. So please let him out so we can get this over with. I'm tired of hearing the end times are coming. Where they at?!!
Gotta pull you aside for a sec because McDs gets too much flak and the only diet that reliably worked was two mcdoubles sans buns. 6 months on that shit dropped 45 pounds.
Sorry, but since it’s been verified that half this country’s population cannot decipher sarcasm or satire, can you please not do this right now. Thanks - sincerely from Proud Atheist
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Can we still eat fish, unleavened bread, and lamb sacrificed on an altar?
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
Do you even hear yourself?
Mathieu 5:3, heureux les pauvres d'esprit, car le royame des cueux est a eux?
blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom🤔🙄
The intelligent ones may have had an opportunity to run or lock themselves in the bathroom😔 at least.
He is an abomination. I hesitate to call him a man. I hesitate to call him a human being.
I always knew you had a great sense of humor!!
Think again my friend
Tariff = tax! Pays the govt, not a company or person. It doesn't help the economy. F'in morons they R!
MAGA elected a troglodyte dictator over the price of eggs???? What uneducated simpletons!
(sigh!) excuse my momentary logorrhea.
Bizarroworld, indeed!
Not to say, You know, bonkers insane...
Us
Oh sorry.. we're already doing that...
A negative TIMES a negative is a positive.
One single experience but it's mine.
― George Orwell, 1984