Hi, humans. I’m God.
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
Please do less killing this year. More working together to fight for basic human rights.
Thanks in advance,
God
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You know what to do! 😉
I miss it.
If you could just do me this one solid.
If not, please find out from my mother if her offer to slap me into next year is still on the table…I’ll just have her do it 4 times in rapid succession. TIA!
A few strategic coke-strokes and/or ketamine embolisms would go a long way on that front, freak flood at Mar-a-Lago, would even do it.
Thanks,
‘Statistical Death’-impacted Humanity.
Were you hung over or something?
Tom Waits
Thanks to you, (allegedly) making humans up,
then us making you up, you'd be the killer by rule of "elimination."
You've had an enormous role in your children's hate and war forever now.
Stay in your cloud, dude.
Love,Your favorite Atheist.
So help me You
Notice that all of these are prominently red. I wonder if that means something.
#gop
Human here. We'll stop killing when Mother Earth does. Send her kisses from us. 😚😚😚
Happy NYE
Gonna get worse before it gets better... Or even way worse, the outcome is still very uncertain.
We can't be anything more or less than what you made us, right?
If we suck, it's because you suck.
(Nothing personal. You seem nice.)
You know who “him” is
Do us all a favour and strike down all those that would make the lives of others miserable. Some suggestions for you ….
1) The Israeli Gov’t & the IDF
2) MAGA
3) Reform UK
4) Putin & his cronies
5) The mullahs in Iran
6) Elon Musk
7) Modi & his Hindu nationalists
8) AFD
9) RN in France
Please re-write your message in orc language so it can be read in русский мир!
While most of us believe in you, we do not believe we should follow the commandments you set out, because you (allegedly) gifted us arrogance.
We will therefore do our own thing and blame you when it fucks up.
Sincerely,
Most humans.
How they hanging?
Yeah...we'd find that task a lot easier if you could do us a solid and do a sneaky delete of this blight on the Earth?
Thanks mate. 👍
77,303,440 Americans who voted a lying, adulterous, rapist, & felon convicted on 34 counts of falsifying records to conceal payments to a porn star before the 2016 election, the man who lost the 2020 election & planned a coup attack on the US Capitol !!
Have you read your book?
Love,
Your Children
And if that is asking too much, cheer us on now and then here on Bluesky, 'kay?
😉
We need to send all MAGA'S to hell, then we can get things done! Amen! 🙏😱❤️
DC homicides are down 30%.
Far from perfect, but a LOT better than what Fox News is trying to tell you.
Please tell everyone... and I mean EVERYONE....
That you don't take sides....
Remind those who need it that there's a little bit of YOU...
In EVERY sentient being.
Also in all the elements... the Earth, the Water, the Wind... the Trees... in Everything that has Life.
Thanks
You gonna give "S" life by agreeing to that, sir?
It’s bad down here, seriously.
😉💐
We will try to do less killing this year but as we navigate our way through this beautiful life you've given us, can you please explain what the term "Owning the Libs" means?
Some of the MAGA people who want the world to end keep using that term over and over
Thanks in advance,
MC
We insist on finding new ways to justify killing people because it’s convenient. And it sucks.
I get that intervention looks like Númenor, but at this point, fuck it. Time for Dagor Dagorath.
For an omnipotent being you might as well not exist
Like, we kill chickens for food. Kinda… similar.