You are Awesome! Cut right through the"warm & fuzzy feelings" we've been trained to accept and cut to the bone of the matter.
This is exactly what I meant in my pinned post. Question Everything! Perspective matters.
Santa is expected, so he doesn't really count. I will say anyone with good intentions. And good food and drinks.
Knowing how to not touch my remote control. Must know how to make perfect coffee. Etc.
Santa helps kids worldwide but is Canadian—his official address says so. If he can’t enter the U.S. anymore because ICE could deport him to an El Salvador gulag as an "illegal," that might explain fewer gifts.
But as Christmas for kids around the world is ruined, they will know it was us GOT Santa.
I’m pretty sure leaving out milk and cookies constitutes an invitation to enter. So I’m not sure Santa is really an exception to the rule that you can’t enter without invite or warrant.
I know this is very non Christmas spirit of me but Santa ass better call and let me know he coming. I keep a night light on in my kitchen and that is so I can better see them not so they can better see me.
Only if you have been good. I can tell you if they come into my house without a warrant from a sitting judge, they next face they will see is Jesus, in the flesh!
Sorry kids, Santa couldn’t make it this year because he’s a filthy illegal communist smuggler and ICE sent him to die in an El Salvador concentration camp. Now let’s go celebrate the lord by waiting in the Christian bread line.
Trump’s use of the “Alien Enemies Act” is a criminal collusion of Fascist President Trump with Attorney General Pam Bondi’s Department of (Partisan) Justice, and the hopelessly corrupt Supreme Court. Their intent: change the USA into a Fascist, Christian-Nationalist, White-Supremacist Kleptocracy.
When he was a little boy, my nephew would not allow the Easter Bunny in the house. Any baskets or candy had to be left on the front porch because, he said, “I don’t know who he really is.”
Excuse me, I understand you're the all-seeing all-knowing, but I really don't want the big man in the red trousers in my house, especially not while I'm asleep...😬
Yeah you have to go to all the trouble of summoning him - you gotta buy candles, black clothing, probably learn some Latin, sacrifice a virgin or at least a chicken and where the hell are you gonna find either of those on a budget, like c'mon
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And I won't call the cops.
This is exactly what I meant in my pinned post. Question Everything! Perspective matters.
she can come over whenever she wants.
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Knowing how to not touch my remote control. Must know how to make perfect coffee. Etc.
https://rudolphtherednosedreindeer.fandom.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_Is_Comin%27_to_Town
But as Christmas for kids around the world is ruined, they will know it was us GOT Santa.
Santa Claus,
The North Pole,
H0H 0H0,
Canada
Unless you are Publishers Clearing House with an oversized check made out to me
Unless you are Santa
You will need a warrant
Not in this house
My then 3yo was horrified at the thought
Well I beg to differ.. The tooth fairy and the Easter Bunny might have issues with that statement. 🤭
You’re 🫵🏼 not Santa! 😤
Tooth Fairy and the Eastrr Bunny?
damn dyslexia
oh, and the tooth fairy.
Theoretically, you're everywhere so you're gaining entry without a warrant too.
Come on in!
Hahaha!
Fvck DJTJR
Easter bunny….
Hehe