I'm holding out the one where they shoot him with a rubber hose and inflate him until he pops, before getting crushed by falling masonry while trying to escape
"The body of the CEO had to be identified by DNA, as only the legs and the middle bone were left. Surveillance footage shows the killer devouring the CEO's entire torso with a giant mouth opening on their chest, a move they alllegedly learned from the game Fall Guys"
Let me guess...
1. Smash Bros footstool jump or Ganon/Falcon stomp
2. Big Mac punch
3. Ryu from Streets doing a tatsumaki senpukyaku
4. Street Fighter Blanka Rolling Attack, or Sonic the Hedgehog's homing attack
That’s right, we’re blaming VIDEO GAMES again guys!!! We’ve got the Christian parents from the 90s cryogenically frozen and we’re about to THAW ‘EM OUT!!
If you looked at the 4th panel and thought of Blanka’s rolling attack before Sonic’s spin attack you are not a true Sonic fan and will be banned from seeing the new movie
I did think of Sonic first, but then Blanka did cross my mind. I then quashed that thought because I know you're a professional and wouldn't reference the same game twice like that.
While I did consider that move as a possibility, I ruled it out since it wasn’t rolling on the ground and tripping him. So my original guess was going to be Kano’s ball attack in Mortal Kombat.
Sorry man went totally Blanka. SNES had the best SFII version. You opened with Mario (Luigi's brother) then punch out. Another Nintendo title. Then Ryu, you set up my sub conscious for Nintendo and street fighter. It's not my fault. If you had him rolling into the knees maybe I would have got Sonic.
valid except you should have shown the Screw Attack and not Morph Ball, since the latter isn't an attack and the former more closely resembles the frame in question
I thought it sonic but can I be banned anyway. If I’m staying at a hotel room could you make it so that movie won’t come on to haunt my dreams while I sleep?
I was about to say, the only people who will still fall for it in 2024 are the Amish and grouchy boomers. It won't go anywhere but I'm still curious about the kind of unhinged arguments they'll pull out of their asses.
The media is unironically pushing the Among Us Reddit copypasta. Absolutely insane. And yet they have the ball to question why people no longer trust them. Absolute fucking hell
If he was truly influenced by Among Us, he would have had to become a Health Insurance CEO, gotten a bunch of CEOs together, and then secretly kill them off one by one while they tried to figure out who was the murderer.
Only for them all to lose because they voted out the Jester.
If those two that shot up columbine HS had access to the video games of today, according to this logic they’d have shot up 3 schools instead of just one.
Unbelievable.
These reporters really need to touch grass. Maybe eat some, it couldn’t hurt at this point.
I genuinely cannot believe that the “video games cause violence” narrative has survived into 2024.
I guess I can’t say it’s the most unbelievable thing to happen this year…
Wow that's gotta be THE most detached takeaway I've ever seen.
Go freaking play Among Us and see how ridiculous he sounds for saying such a stupid thing 😆😆
I'm the only one in my generation who will not become an assassin I guess. Never played Among Us. I just played Trouble in Terrorist Town before Among Us was a thing.
How do you work in a news organization and still be so out of touch with reality? Mind you, the fact he played Among Us does lose some of my respect for him.
The media be like: "Tonight on FOX news, I ran over my neighbor's child with my 2008 Honda Ridgeline; for more on why the hit game Cookie Clicker and its ties to woke culture are to blame, join us here at 11."
Running up to Musk, doing a raw super and immediately crouching to make the guards back off because they don't know how to counter a invincible Flash Kick or Sonic Boom spam.
I played the hell out of guitar hero. So I decided to get a real guitar and RockSmith. Only, I was so used to the buttons, and going up/down, I couldn't wrap my head around the strings and going side to side. 😔
you know i never thought about it before but yeah jumping on someone's head like mario could instantly snap their neck. they're gonna start arresting people for owning moon shoes
I finally put the finger on what makes the “Among Us” mention even more stupid. They chose a game that really exploded during lockdown, something that most of the occidental world endured.
This would be like having never heard of Squid Game or hand spinners. This is beyond “disconnected” stupid.
Ah yes! The age old "video games made them do it" BS. Typical media, said the same thing back when MORTAL KOMBAT was first released on the sega genesis too, yet I've not once witnessed a single case of "GET OVER HERE!" appearing in the news, or even been around for a "Finish him".
Ngl though, I really hope elon musk catches it all on camera for the media to replay live on all news outlets the day someone spinning bird kick's his ass out the window of a sky scrapper.
BONUS POINTS (if):
- The spinning bird kick assassin YouTube/Twitch livestreams it.
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Dragon punch the rich.
1. Smash Bros footstool jump or Ganon/Falcon stomp
2. Big Mac punch
3. Ryu from Streets doing a tatsumaki senpukyaku
4. Street Fighter Blanka Rolling Attack, or Sonic the Hedgehog's homing attack
Just ask Houdini
Also, Blanka chews Sonic anyday.
I recall a roll attach move in Donkey Kong Country.
I guess there's plenty of old roll moves in video games.
And Sonic is probably most popular.
You know, they hate trans people and gay people too. Of course they’re gonna riff on video games. They hate shit that makes people happy.
see game play at link:
https://youtu.be/i4ZShTlzbag
Whole families played that.
Assassinations galore on board! lol.
Only for them all to lose because they voted out the Jester.
Oh, no!
Unbelievable.
These reporters really need to touch grass. Maybe eat some, it couldn’t hurt at this point.
Also that I could write it for a lot less money and the paper could have a cost savings.
Even ChatGPT could write a better blurb.
BEST CONTENT CREATOR
killed by
ACTION GAME OF THE YEAR
because
BEST ESPORTS TEAM
wants
GAME OF THE YEAR
to succeed.
Faker being killed by the perfect Balatro hand wasn’t in my predictions personally.
https://youtu.be/V2G4rC_1MpA?si=r-kh8QSe3XAKUChG
"OMG! Someone luigied that politician!"
"Another healthcare CEO was a victim of a luigiation today."
IN REAL LIFE
I guess I can’t say it’s the most unbelievable thing to happen this year…
Go freaking play Among Us and see how ridiculous he sounds for saying such a stupid thing 😆😆
It's about as dangerous as Clue.
Red pen added via me
+Big Kill
+Overkill
+ENRAGED
This would be like having never heard of Squid Game or hand spinners. This is beyond “disconnected” stupid.
https://www.facebook.com/share/r/15fkW5f9dm/
I know of no reason the CEO’s treason should ever be forgot.
But the simple act of framing this as "news" is them being part of a separate problem.
BONUS POINTS (if):
- The spinning bird kick assassin YouTube/Twitch livestreams it.
- From Trump tower