quote post this with a really foolish injury
one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2
one time, I broke my heel trying to do some kinda 3/4 assisted front-flip, barefoot, on a wooden floor, that I had seen Jackie Chan do in Rush Hour 2
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- Climbed a tree to 'rescue' a weird parrot. Got so fucking many bites climbing down my hand was a bloody mess.
- Decided to jump in a barrel and let siblings push it over a small cliff, only got minor concussion
I let my blood pressure (which Ive mostly been managing to be 130/80 get to ~220/110 (thats fantastically stupidly high) from a panic attack
Im fairly certain I had a TIA from that. I drove (I know, dont do this) to the Emergency Room, but it went away
You Me
🤝
Falling without hurting ourselves
Just as well are bods are self repairing!
I love this though
I broke my collarbone when my bicycle hit a parch of moss and slid out from under me. It sucks not being able to us your arm for weeks!
Or twisting and reaching for paper clips etc FMD
broke my big toe and got a rugburn on my nose 💪
the really foolish part was my platform shoes, but those ridiculously massive soles ended up saving my leg from being crushed when it was stuck under the ambulance wheel.
(my foot turned out to be fine, i was just panicking.)
In my sleep I shifted in such a way that the coils caught my nipple ring, pinning me in place. I do not wish to speak further about any possible injuries.
I have a 2nd-degree black belt in Taekwondo and not one significant injury has every occurred doing something cool.
I have a PhD in astrophysics. Really.
The first scar is actually pretty nice, it wasn't to deep and it conforms nice to the curve of my thumb. The other one though, not so much.
Dont cut toward yourself kids.
At the emergency room at the VA, X-rays revealed a spiral fracture. I was accused of battering my wife. She insisted that's what happened, and demanded an examination.
>wrist doesn't turn quite fast enough to catch the handle
>about fifteen degrees off losing a thumb
>bleeds like crazy
>didn't even get a cool scar out of it