Eewwwwwww, he looks like an alien and is creepy. Also has had tons of cosmetic surgery so, hypocrite much? (Once you pass 50, nothing wrong with some moderate help. Just don't try to look 20...)
It's cute when people talk about chromosomes when the vast majority of people haven't even been within spitting distance of a karyotyping test much less a biology text book more recent than the 1980s.
IMO the one test to ask for when dating would be an STD/STI screening. More details on medical history if planning to have kids. But this dude wants some skinny cis woman in a really weird way
This guy better have the looks of a young George Clooney, the wisdom of Bernie Sanders, the sense of humor of George Carlin and a substantial bank account. Then... Maybe... Nah... Still too many red flags 🤔😜
Sooo, transphobic, 🤬🤬🤮🤮 fat shaming (or rather, shaming everyone who's not emaciated skinny), no fun at parties, and many more gross requirements. Nope! Male loneliness epidemic strikes again!
No standard organ harvesting requires this level of detail, and there are some key requirements missing, unless the patient at the other end is not human.
But we're picky, huh?
We have "standards that are impossible" for me to meet.
Sure, dude.
Good luck finding a woman who checks all your boxes and actually wants to be with you. FFS. What an idiot.
I'm not a doctor or nurse so I don't know what all of that even means.
But sure know that the wonder woman he seeks to get sure as hell doesn't even look at his way.
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I met my criteria. Now yours:
5% body fat.
Arms 15”
Speak at least three languages
Income 500k+
Must be able to: cook me gourmet food; knows how to use a vacuum cleaner; donates yearly to pro-women cause; oh yes and doesn’t expect me to buy your complete & utter stupid bullshit.
I was gonna say, mines usually 54ish so def CAN be done but a large portion is genetics in that list and fucking WAY to specific to ever vibe w someone.
Fitcels have no personality or any vibes to match.. just entitlement and fucking yawn fest personalities.
On the plus side, a woman with numbers like that plus a little bit of jiu jitsu training, will definitely be able to break his arm or choke him unconscious.
I've definitely done a good amount of jujitsu training in my day and did professional wrestling for over 4 years before I had to retire on a cracked rib.
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It's not like the numbers that guy is asking for are impossible...they are just so extreme they would take over someone's entire life.
I’m aged 45 and have to do so much work to maintain my health and weight and fitness to play sports still.. making it all you are looking for in a partner is yuck
You know what, you go ahead and hold out for this mythical woman (who could tie you in a knot).
She probably would have a similarly bonkers list for you!
Can you imagine going on to get the scans this guy needs? Your doc asking if you're trying to get into the space program or some other high requirement thing, and having to tell them that you're trying to obey the standards of some internet weirdo.
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I encourage him to keep these specifications. It keeps literally every woman that exists safe from him.
You know, in an environment where coaches get to be coaches with benefits, with the athletes who trusted them.
Is he gonna be pee/blood testing on the regular to ensure she stays within his parameters?
Yikes.
oh, and she’s over age 60.
Kindness and GSOH, always. 💁🏻♀️
#modernloveisrubbish
We have "standards that are impossible" for me to meet.
Sure, dude.
Good luck finding a woman who checks all your boxes and actually wants to be with you. FFS. What an idiot.
Something tells me he's not looking for a 40 yo.
But sure know that the wonder woman he seeks to get sure as hell doesn't even look at his way.
I met my criteria. Now yours:
5% body fat.
Arms 15”
Speak at least three languages
Income 500k+
Must be able to: cook me gourmet food; knows how to use a vacuum cleaner; donates yearly to pro-women cause; oh yes and doesn’t expect me to buy your complete & utter stupid bullshit.
But it requires a fair amount of exercise and makes someone pretty boring to hang out with because they're working out all of the time.
I am usually under 60 but the exercise I do to achieve that is definitely time-consuming
That guy is looking for a workout addict.
Fitcels have no personality or any vibes to match.. just entitlement and fucking yawn fest personalities.
Genetics for sure plays a factor and I do also work out a bunch but it's just something I want to do personally.
Fitcels are so boring they make my brain shut off. Abs are not a personality.
I have no idea what all of the numbers that guy is requesting mean but he seems annoying as hell
(Ask me about private lessons.) 🤣
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It's not like the numbers that guy is asking for are impossible...they are just so extreme they would take over someone's entire life.
She probably would have a similarly bonkers list for you!
But also, is he all right? Only psychopath would chose his partner based on these criteria.
WTAF is this BS??
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Congratulations, dude, you’re less appealing than a parking fee waiver & a $25 Amazon gift card.