Conservative media figures might be some of the dumbest people alive. - ThreadSky

taylorlorenz.bsky.social • 96 days ago

Conservative media figures might be some of the dumbest people alive.

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christinavirgil.bsky.social•96 days ago

Well I remember being at your 18th birthday party a few months ago! 😂

Ok, but seriously, this is absolutely amazing and I’m here for it…

🍿 in tow

postnutcharity.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’m 300

eyesontheright.bsky.social•96 days ago

Thank god they're incompetent

blankwillbur.bsky.social•95 days ago

They don't have to be competent to destroy our country, just ruthless and relentless...

gwensnyder.bsky.social•95 days ago

Small favors

adamhimself.bsky.social•95 days ago

Chalking the right wing media up as incompetent is laughable considering the election results but ok.

autumntheeseason.bsky.social•95 days ago

They are incompetent. But so is their base. So it works.

seeyouinnj.bsky.social•96 days ago

Might be?

paris.nyc•96 days ago

how dare they treat a member of the greatest generation this way

taylorlorenz.bsky.social•96 days ago

people have no respect for their elders

paris.nyc•96 days ago

they’re just jealous of your social security benefits

taylorlorenz.bsky.social•96 days ago

"This makes everything she's done so much creepier"

Everything I've done, as in... report on technology? lmao

wa7iut.bsky.social•96 days ago

or they’re all 14 yo boys

reubencopley.bsky.social•96 days ago

Reporting on Technology at 50 is much worse than being an octogenarian running the entire government apparently.

inthejunipers.bsky.social•96 days ago

It really scared me when you reported on technology 😅

catherinethegoat.bsky.social•96 days ago

This is the funniest and also grimmest version of a “gotcha!!” I have seen in awhile 😣

douglasfarrar.bsky.social•96 days ago

Truly the weirdest conspiracy theory of all. Nonsense.

mattsenenman.bsky.social•96 days ago

I'm enjoying the trolling as long as you enjoy doing it. Frankly, focusing on your age is bizarre and should be irrelevant. At some point, reporting is just reporting no matter what age...right? Don't we all live in society no matter what age?

mattsenenman.bsky.social•96 days ago

Self criticism here: There's a reason I'm not a writer. "No matter what age" twice is weak writing.

nathan.iharig.com•96 days ago

The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to cover up when @taylorlorenz.bsky.social was born

barstool.com•96 days ago

Of course, their audience has no clue what you do, but they now know its even creepier than it was by implication before when you were less than (sarcastically) 50 yrs old

ziltoid1991.bsky.social•95 days ago

They believe, by the age of 33, everyone should become a rabid christian conservative.

ijio.bsky.social•96 days ago

Nate reminds me a lot of Elon in that regard- obsessed with women that disagree with them, and always craving negative attention.

sansnom.bsky.social•96 days ago

What did you do to get that room in their head rent free?

emilysium.bsky.social•96 days ago

holy shit they are so dumb and weird

bigicedus.bsky.social•96 days ago

If you’re 50, you look amazing. Seriously, these guys are creepy. Hopping you’re okay

maelstrom3.bsky.social•96 days ago

The funniest thing is he must have been so smug after tagging Fortune 😂

m00dswing.bsky.social•96 days ago

That guy needs a life. Maybe he. An buy one at the dollar store. Spending more would be a waste of money.

cshafell.bsky.social•96 days ago

The Dunning-Kruger Effect is like a factory setting with these people.

reubencopley.bsky.social•96 days ago

Might be?

katiekatz.bsky.social•96 days ago

They literally get paid to fear monger and lie.

turnerwright.bsky.social•96 days ago

Now, now, they're also dumber than all the dead people combined too.

blues82.bsky.social•96 days ago

Absolutely disgraceful the way they’re treating a 60-year-old woman

ignorantelle.bsky.social•96 days ago

A child is a child is a chud

petersonchris.bsky.social•96 days ago

Wait until they transvestigate you.

tiomoid.bsky.social•96 days ago

gretelcain.bsky.social•95 days ago

I can't stop laughing at this 😭

cooldan.bsky.social•96 days ago

Fortune magazine lieutenant call you into their office and shouts at u calling u a loose cannon, demanding ur posting badge and posting gun right god damn now

kittyluvmeplz.bsky.social•96 days ago

Regardless of what age you are, you look amazing. I guess pissing off conservatives is the real fountain of youth?

datasentient.bsky.social•95 days ago

Taylor please keep up the memes 🤌🏼

boomboxes-unite.bsky.social•96 days ago

"Taylor Lorenz once said she was 40, but now says she's 50. Will the liberal left ever stop lying?"

shedupree.bsky.social•94 days ago

"She's Indian. Then she's black. Which is it?"

emmysworld.bsky.social•96 days ago

hi taylor this is a very silly question and completely unrelated but do you run a meme page on instagram. i genuinely can not tell if its you or not

taylorlorenz.bsky.social•96 days ago

haha yes it's me it's just for fun!! 😅

themikebaldwin.com•95 days ago

link please!😂

eatyourglory.xyz•96 days ago

why can’t they do a google search 😭

shedupree.bsky.social•94 days ago

That would mean reading main stream media???? ;)

bugtruck.bsky.social•96 days ago

I’d be aged +20 years too if I had to deal with that every day.

ellukerino.bsky.social•96 days ago

Evergreen.

rfkjrbrainworm.com•96 days ago

I remain undefeated brain monching champ

harrybjackson.bsky.social•96 days ago

Having your own conspiracy is a bigger flex than being a 40 under 40 though, so that kind of rules (except for the times when I imagine it really doesnt).

ohmyyy.bsky.social•95 days ago

put a rumor out that your car was spotted with a pineapple on it near venice beach.

samedelstein.com•96 days ago

The only real solution is for you to post your birth certificate, SSN, passport, latest tax return, 2 proofs of address (can't be copies!), and a picture of you holding up today's newspaper. Otherwise, the award gets taken away.

0head.bsky.social•96 days ago

"NOOOO you can't make fun of us 😭the double standard doesnt allow it" - them in like 4 hours

the-handalorian.bsky.social•96 days ago

The "comedy is legal again" crowd doesn't understand comedy when the boxing glove fires out the barrel and punches them directly in the face

30footspirit.bsky.social•96 days ago

It's because they only consider it comedy if it trashes people less privileged than them.

witness1603.bsky.social•96 days ago

you look so young for an 80yo!

misteredwin.bsky.social•96 days ago

Conservatives be like...

calibratetrix.bsky.social•95 days ago

Just say you're 70 next to up the ante.

noob-noob.bsky.social•95 days ago

The truth come out. This you, specifically this gif

torbjornr.bsky.social•96 days ago

kellydx.bsky.social•96 days ago

Might be?

grogsgamut.bsky.social•96 days ago

Yes, Fortune magazine.. hand back that... errr....award???? lulz

caballerocebolla.bsky.social•96 days ago

I feel betrayed, you’re not 50?!??

emilynyc.bsky.social•96 days ago

They think talking about your age is some kind of dunk lol.

cinnamondk.bsky.social•96 days ago

Do you think they know Elon is 53 how creepy

kalenaaleka.bsky.social•96 days ago

Almost-- their audience is generally dumber than they are.

undeadlobster.bsky.social•95 days ago

Maybe they think they’re insulting you by acting like it’s believable?

But you made the joke…

But maybe they’re feigning…

No, I think you’re right, they’re just dumb