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dansavage.bsky.social • 58 days ago

Not the obituary I wanted to read today…

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/music-news/anita-bryant-dead-singer-orange-juice-gay-rights-1236105715/

Comments

vwdavy.bsky.social•58 days ago

Good riddance. She’s been unilaterally useless and unemployable since 1978.

retnap.bsky.social•58 days ago

deffo top ten

fmd2.bsky.social•58 days ago

I learned who she was today, and I’m already glad she’s dead.

pdxphoenix.bsky.social•58 days ago

Wait. Wasn't she dead already?

ratchetology.bsky.social•58 days ago

i will take it

dansavage.bsky.social•58 days ago

…but it’ll tide me the fuck over.

b1anne.bsky.social•58 days ago

I searched for your post the minute I saw this news. Agree wholeheartedly!

joceh.bsky.social•58 days ago

Ba-dum-dum…nice!

dappyhayes.bsky.social•58 days ago

Chin-chin.

whyaduck.bsky.social•58 days ago

I would’ve put money that it was.

bitterchickensoup.bsky.social•58 days ago

I came here for this. Also I thought she was already dead so there’s that.

heatherchadwick.bsky.social•57 days ago

I’d been meaning to look up your response

hawthornep.bsky.social•58 days ago

She was a horrible woman.

melinalapage.bsky.social•58 days ago

I knew you’d have the best commentary!

tabby676.bsky.social•58 days ago

Glad I checked the comments before I blocked you…

morningdisco.bsky.social•58 days ago

lolalaine.bsky.social•58 days ago

I honestly thought she had already died.

disorderlybrdrline.bsky.social•58 days ago

I often wonder if she felt any guilt whatsoever for her rhetoric in part inspiring the murders of Milk and Moscone.

thesarcasm.bsky.social•56 days ago

It seems rare for bigots/racists/assholes/homophobes repent. But hopefully she gets to think about it in hell

crobama.bsky.social•58 days ago

Just because why the fuck not... https://youtu.be/nBikZ8sRzxQ?si=5KAM0n8DGLGn6-RQ

brokenrobot.bsky.social•58 days ago

It’s a pretty good one though.

raffishpaddy.bsky.social•58 days ago

The only negative about it is that it means she was alive until now; I had no idea.

carisjax.bsky.social•58 days ago

I need to find out where she will be buried, so later I may go dance on it.

megwallwild.bsky.social•57 days ago

With big vodka screwdrivers in one hand, made with fresh Florida orange juice🍊

Or mimosas. Yeah, mimosas! More fun partners for jubilant dancing.

carisjax.bsky.social•57 days ago

Preferably to It's Raining Men, Macho Man, just a long list of Gay dance club hits.

johnpontoon.bsky.social•58 days ago

Happy much-too-belated Anita Bryant Is Dead!

patskipper.bsky.social•58 days ago

classic

doomwithaview.bsky.social•58 days ago

I just Skeeted this to you hoping to finally get an obituary you wanted to read

tancred1098.bsky.social•58 days ago

mw207.bsky.social•58 days ago

🤣🤣🤣☠️

paulaserrano.bsky.social•58 days ago

I rushed here as soon as I found out.

mary611.bsky.social•58 days ago

So did I!!

sedavenport.bsky.social•58 days ago

SAME!! 😂

eyenotwhy.bsky.social•58 days ago

Me, as well!

bradleyrvarnell.bsky.social•58 days ago

insolentpheasant.bsky.social•58 days ago

That's just one less horrible person walking this earth.

t-antony.bsky.social•58 days ago

May she rot in hell surrounded by Baptist preachers guilty of assault, rape and molestation.

johngentile.bsky.social•58 days ago

We could do a little dance about this one though.

oldnewdad.bsky.social•58 days ago

Well she seemed nice…

edwoodk.bsky.social•58 days ago

I thought she was longtime burning in Hell already. A real
POS who associated Hatred with Fresh squeezed Florida Orange Juice😈🍊

thewinchester26.bsky.social•58 days ago

I had the Mandela Effect about that one, or just wishful thinking.

flannelotter.bsky.social•58 days ago

🎶 GOOD NEWS! SHE’S DEADDD…🎶

pharmerboy.bsky.social•58 days ago

No one mourns the wicked, Good News!

aloysiuso.bsky.social•58 days ago

Better luck tomorrow

jazzyute.bsky.social•58 days ago

Maybe we're getting closer?

chicagodomdaddy.bsky.social•58 days ago

“I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure” Mark Twain

feralnietzsche.bsky.social•58 days ago

Let’s just marvel at the fact that she gave an interview to Hugh Hefner’s magazine while breathlessly speculating about what gay couples did in the bedroom all in the name of good Christian morality.

copleyscott17.bsky.social•58 days ago

Poor gal. If only she'd been on the receiving end of a few more creampies, she might have opened up more.

damnbigdog.bsky.social•58 days ago

The gays finally got er!

eigengraulein.bsky.social•56 days ago

she’s drinking OJ in hell now

sbuzzard.bsky.social•58 days ago

I thought she had died decades ago. I guess because she was dead to me.

jpalmerdubs.bsky.social•58 days ago

May she smoke a turd in purgatory.

Amen.

bluejersey.bsky.social•55 days ago

There's this...https://youtu.be/0MF8gVbL2PI

bluejersey.bsky.social•55 days ago

https://youtu.be/0MF8gVbL2PI?si=LozOu3GlqNgWxYk3

lynnechenault.bsky.social•58 days ago

I won't be shedding any tears

beff-jezos-seattle.bsky.social•58 days ago

I once read an interview with a very old wise man. When asked if there was anything good about living so long he replied “living long enough to see your enemies die”.

davidhyatt.bsky.social•58 days ago

Alas they keep making new ones

kaffetakk.bsky.social•58 days ago

I didn’t know she was still alive.

spudbeach.bsky.social•58 days ago

At least she lived long enough to have a lesbian granddaughter.

spudbeach.bsky.social•58 days ago

https://www.businessinsider.com/anti-gay-rights-crusader-anita-bryant-granddaughter-gay-wedding-2021-7

lindasmike.bsky.social•58 days ago

Still a step in the right direction, though.

mrmxyzptlk.bsky.social•58 days ago

beckyburchphd.bsky.social•58 days ago

oooooooooooooh you got me good with this one 😄

jimharmes.bsky.social•58 days ago

Wanted to hear about it 30 years ago, tbh.

dlauri.bsky.social•58 days ago

Don't say anything bad about the dead, they say. Anita Bryant's dead? Good!

mistressmatisse.bsky.social•58 days ago

It’s pretty good though!

maggiemcneill.bsky.social•58 days ago

Her ridiculous crusade totally destroyed her thriving career as a pitchwoman. I remember saying at the time that it was like she stood in front of her own mansion and torched it with a flamethrower.

mistressmatisse.bsky.social•58 days ago

She reminds me of Kari Lake and that’s not a compliment

jillco.bsky.social•58 days ago

I thought she croaked decades ago.

justrobfl.bsky.social•58 days ago

Naw it was only her career that died back then...

bauhausandmies.bsky.social•58 days ago

Have they given her a poke to make sure she really is dead?

donnodubus.bsky.social•58 days ago

For once I thought I'd get to hear you say it *is* the obituary you wanted to read

kylevmullins.bsky.social•58 days ago

Same! I really thought this might be the one.

djedi.bsky.social•58 days ago

Man, I really thought this was the one you were waiting for.

snarkymcguire.bsky.social•58 days ago

May she receive a pie to the puss every day for eternity.

anxiouseddieotter.bsky.social•58 days ago

Wtf she was still alive? I hope people throw pies at her grave.

sheabor.bsky.social•58 days ago

Who cares? Who will miss her?

mikepipper.bsky.social•58 days ago

I hope she's eternally pelted by pies when she least expects it.

buskingstrummer.bsky.social•58 days ago

I always think people like Anita Bryant better hope that atheists are right, because, whoo boy, is she going to have a lot of explaining to do if they're wrong.