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krazykozy.bsky.social•86 days ago

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alexcmers.bsky.social•87 days ago

Frankly I’m still surprised he didn’t appoint someone like Bart Sibrel as director of NASA

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twitruss.bsky.social•87 days ago

Krasnov https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/donald-trump-recruited-kgb-codename-34726995.amp

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twitruss.bsky.social•87 days ago

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/jan/29/trump-russia-asset-claims-former-kgb-spy-new-book

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twitruss.bsky.social•87 days ago

Not forgetting the FBI report by Robert Mueller

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rockyroadec.bsky.social•87 days ago

🙄 I don't know who that is. But, I'm sure he's an unqualified buffoon.

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bluegirl007.bsky.social•87 days ago

Please use capital letters when appropriate.

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casias.bsky.social•86 days ago

Of course another ring kisser 😂

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coraliediatkine.bsky.social•86 days ago

They are going to implose.

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ampsky1.bsky.social•86 days ago

That white trash nigger Jesus christ never coming. You feel me.

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phlipo.bsky.social•87 days ago

Who's next up? Tim Allen? Rob Schneider? Joe Rogan?

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dargster.bsky.social•87 days ago

Who knew Fox was such a reservoir of top tier talent?

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the1truesid.bsky.social•86 days ago

So I take it this headline didn't come from your publication?

Both you and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social are going to have to work a lot harder.

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allantwarren.bsky.social•85 days ago

SMH

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oldhope.bsky.social•86 days ago

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jb4c.bsky.social•86 days ago

Holy shit

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teresalfenton.bsky.social•86 days ago

FBI will swiftly go right to hell.
Resist.

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mysticvino.bsky.social•86 days ago

Stupid is as stupid does. Seems trump’s cupboard never runs out of weasels.

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jacqueline321.bsky.social•86 days ago

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philbert1865.bsky.social•87 days ago

😬

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romeoavoid.bsky.social•87 days ago

Grab her by the bongino; grab her by the whatever ahh pick

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whiz666.bsky.social•87 days ago

Jesus has nothing to do with Trump pr his MAGA ass worshipers. In fact Trump is the antithesis of Jesus & the epitome of everything God detests.

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tubette.bsky.social•85 days ago

what a joke.

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xyzpoly.bsky.social•86 days ago

Well, he’s loyal. That’s what the Trumpkin wants.

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finnjr.bsky.social•87 days ago

Look out traitors

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sharp-cheddar.bsky.social•86 days ago

Oh his brain like really doesn't work anymore

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jaymac19.bsky.social•86 days ago

At what point do smart people start taking control!! Like is this a joke to Trump! They want to own the Libs so badly they are willing to ruin the country to do it! They know they live here too right??

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the1truesid.bsky.social•86 days ago

TBF I think Trump's top-line goal is "pleasing Putin", and "owning the libs" is just an ancillary benefit that boosts his poll numbers.

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jaymac19.bsky.social•86 days ago

Like I said they are willing to ruin the country for the ancillary benefits! Which is as you said is to own the libs! Hilary was right all along Trump is Putin’s Puppet!!!

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billykidd925.bsky.social•86 days ago

My pillow guy has got to be PISSED that he keeps getting passed over for jobs. He kinda needs the money at this point.

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bloomineck.bsky.social•67 days ago

What about this turd?

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towers-of-obscure.bsky.social•86 days ago

He's like the MAGA version of Bernie Sanders.

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rovingrover.bsky.social•87 days ago

Shut the Country down. FFS America,you're embarrassing yourself!

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bobby-newmark.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is just straight up cinema.

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loveisphere.bsky.social•87 days ago

Joe Rogan must be pissed

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pamelamars.bsky.social•86 days ago

I’m starting to believe the USA is just a made up place, poorly written wattpad fanfic

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soddruntlestuntle.bsky.social•86 days ago

shit, thought that was one of your headlines for a minute

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docbrr1957.bsky.social•86 days ago

Certainly a good p(r)ick,bongino🙃

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traditionl.bsky.social•86 days ago

Radical asshole.

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stoppeterthiel.bsky.social•86 days ago

Bongino blocked me on Twitter every time I posted pictures of a guy using steroids. They’re not sending their best.

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conventionugly.bsky.social•87 days ago

Well, on the plus side, he has “bong” in his name. That’s funny.

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ljdr48.bsky.social•86 days ago

Maybe it’s time to refer to the ‘Merican Whitehouse as the new Stalag 13. Same ridiculous comedy just different players. Only trouble is this tune the ‘prisoners’ are losing the battle.

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shair-ee.bsky.social•86 days ago

His favorite line is “I know nothing “ which I suspect he will use when all of this blows up in his face.

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ahutton.bsky.social•87 days ago

He is trolling you.

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tanjamcconnor.bsky.social•86 days ago

Another headline I was hoping is from @theonion.com

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justin207.bsky.social•87 days ago

At this point, Occam's razor would say he's trying to put you out of business

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jsw6.bsky.social•86 days ago

Four years experience as a New York Police Department Officer and eleven years experience as US Secret Service Agent. How many other candidates would have that type of blended experience ?

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billytwoknives.bsky.social•87 days ago

An excellent pick.

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itsnotbread.bsky.social•87 days ago

Fox running low on on-air "talent".

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estevezdeep.bsky.social•86 days ago

You called?

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mkelleyusa2.bsky.social•86 days ago

Looks like Trump will have his own FOX n Friends channel

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godzillavs.bsky.social•87 days ago

*sigh

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dredfy.bsky.social•86 days ago

The secret service guy? Gotta be honest I have never heard of him before. Seems qualified though. Although most of his picks aren’t…why is that even allowed to stack the government with your personal allies? Seems it should be illegal. Can we make a law?

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citizenleica.bsky.social•86 days ago

The USA 🇺🇸 is so fucked! 🤔🫣🤮🤬✔️

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1-dadinusa.bsky.social•86 days ago

You got to have clowns in a circus. The administration is a world wide menace to society.

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bfgilme.bsky.social•86 days ago

That is an insult to clowns.

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lord-elpus25.bsky.social•86 days ago

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mccombgjm.bsky.social•86 days ago

If we learn nothing from all this it's that the dumbest timeline can always get dumber.

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elmorerhonda.bsky.social•86 days ago

Not surprising. He wants to make sure his appointees do what he wants them to do. Can't have intelligence and integrity ruin trump's agenda.

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towers-of-obscure.bsky.social•86 days ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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tcags.bsky.social•87 days ago

Hey, at least he can now answer to President Elon about the 5 things he accomplished last week.

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ttgrinder404.bsky.social•86 days ago

Pictures of him w Chinese hooker spies at MAL

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wabbler2025.bsky.social•86 days ago

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frydawolff.bsky.social•87 days ago

We must.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/09Nan-uARF4

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tokenweirdgirl.bsky.social•87 days ago

This was the first thing I thought of

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emptybeetoo.bsky.social•87 days ago

[solemnly] “I wanna be like Dan Bongino”

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madorangeking.bsky.social•86 days ago

Our very existence has become a very bad joke.

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jeffryder.bsky.social•86 days ago

Yeah but do you think these guys can stay out of trouble? They are loose cannons. We need to start placing odds on what Trump appointees will go first. Remember how many people Trump fired in his first term? It was insane. These people are NOT qualified.

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scoutsmum.bsky.social•86 days ago

Try saying he isn’t qualified. Why do you all go down the Fox News side, look at his resume it speaks volumes!

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scoutsmum.bsky.social•86 days ago

What about pothole Pete, he couldn’t even fake a bike ride for goodness sake. You guys have such short memories

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deadcoil.bsky.social•87 days ago

So what will you do now that satire is dead?

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lawnamower.bsky.social•87 days ago

What are you doing about it Americans. All standing by with mouths hanging open.... I thought this is why you defend your obsession with needing firearms.????

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lionoflithuania.bsky.social•87 days ago

The majority is doing nothing, well, except 🍾 🎊🎉🍾 ... this is what people voted for and shows support for ...

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hors-d-oeuvre.bsky.social•86 days ago

Yup. Because he is apparently super qualified and experienced and credentialed...

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jsw6.bsky.social•86 days ago

Four years experience as a New York Police Department Officer and eleven years experience as US Secret Service Agent. How many other candidates would have that type of blended experience ?

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hors-d-oeuvre.bsky.social•86 days ago

In what way does that qualify him for the job? Those aren't credentials for FBI director. Not a single person picked for Trump's cabinet has any qualifying credentials.

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jsw6.bsky.social•86 days ago

TDS sufferer here folks

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grapeapes.bsky.social•86 days ago

The Secret Service and the FBI are two closely related government agencies that play crucial roles in protecting national security. He has one of the highest classifications in the Secret Service and can be politically nurtural in his decision making.

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hors-d-oeuvre.bsky.social•86 days ago

The last 5 FBI directors had juris doctorates. Kash Patel is not an influential person in security, no matter how much saliva you get on his boots. Patel is actually woefully unqualified. Just compare him to the last people occupying that position, you rube. He has zero experience leading an org.

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grapeapes.bsky.social•86 days ago

How many presidents have had experience running a country before they were elected?

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donttreadonme96.bsky.social•86 days ago

Picked a bunch of people from a network that was literally sued (AND LOST) for lying to the people.

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tessie7.bsky.social•86 days ago

So, they're eminently qualified to work in this administration?

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towers-of-obscure.bsky.social•86 days ago

And now they're turning to the guy who is constantly sued for lying to the people... and wins because of delays.

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donttreadonme96.bsky.social•86 days ago

Not to mention every person and system of checks and balances that was supposed to stop us from ever seeing someone like him ever again. Failed the American people.

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towers-of-obscure.bsky.social•86 days ago

Like I said, you can stop him from lying, but you can't stop him from delaying.

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bigpotofbeans.bsky.social•86 days ago

Literally think the pro trump hvac guy at my worksite will be the next federal head of plumbing at this point 🙄

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caesarevittorio.bsky.social•86 days ago

This guy?

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bangliss.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is a guy who was associated with a Florida woman who was arrested for trafficking underage girls through her massage parlor.

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rafrom79.bsky.social•87 days ago

Can't wait to watch Susan Collins say she's "concerned", followed by Lisa Murkowski, and a third yet to be identified senator say something about his past rhetoric and his pushing of conspiracy theories, only to later vote yes.

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silverhawk13.bsky.social•86 days ago

OMFG! 🤦‍♀️

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grapeapes.bsky.social•86 days ago

This is actually a good thing. He was on Obamas secret service detail for 4 or more yrs. He knows the ins and out of Washington and he will put party affiliation aside in his decision making.

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imnate.bsky.social•86 days ago

That was almost 10 years ago. Anything recent that’s relevant to running a national investigations bureau in the leadership position?

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grapeapes.bsky.social•86 days ago

Nothing that Im aware of other than my observation that he has been actively questioning WH and military officials in leadership positions for the last 5 or 6 yrs. So He seems very good at getting credible information to evaluate threats and the differences between facts and political stories.

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jcm444.bsky.social•87 days ago

In other words. There will be no one investigating all their planned corruption on steroids. NO ONE. There's only one way out...

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sylviasydny.bsky.social•86 days ago

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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pfalcon.bsky.social•87 days ago

I think Jesus quit watching before the 1st of February ...

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itus.bsky.social•87 days ago

The asteroid saw what was happening here and decided we’re well on our way anyway.

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doniamyrfather.bsky.social•86 days ago

Yikes, THAT'S who's covering when Kash is too hung over from the Sunday night coke party?

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cathy-u3w.bsky.social•87 days ago

I thought the bottom of the barrel had already been scraped dry.

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bloomineck.bsky.social•67 days ago

Has "The Onion" changed it's name to Tim Onion?

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pexsy.bsky.social•87 days ago

Enough Onion stories already!

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the-old-dog.bsky.social•87 days ago

That would have been a much better pick

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victoriousyankee.bsky.social•86 days ago

That greasy little monkey?

What could go right?

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kiss77.bsky.social•86 days ago

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eh-i.bsky.social•86 days ago

We can probably go ahead and make April 1st a national holiday at his point.

Make it THE National Holiday.

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jennofark.bsky.social•86 days ago

Dan Mangina

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nyebodnye.bsky.social•86 days ago

You can't just yell Bingo, you have to have all the numbers!!!

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dandabidozi.bsky.social•86 days ago

This comment is my new happy place

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themightyhobo.bsky.social•86 days ago

I get his history as a commenter is sketchy at best. But doesn't he have decades of experience in secret service that might lend to being qualified?

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ckieds.bsky.social•86 days ago

Nope. Historically speaking, Deputy Directors of the FBI had prior experience in the field leading agents in investigations. Bongino was a run of the mill secret service agent who never commanded anyone, let alone as a field agent for the FBI. He is so unqualified for this position

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themightyhobo.bsky.social•85 days ago

Do you know where we can find a more detailed list of what he accomplished while in the secret service? Don't secret service members operate investigations of their own?

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ckieds.bsky.social•85 days ago

Probably not. That stuff is kept close to the vest. I do know that he worked in the white house doing protective detail during the Obama years, because he ghost wrote a book slamming Obama and calling him a commie. He was a shit heel then and is now.

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jackringland.bsky.social•86 days ago

A real confederacy of dunces.

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margoeng.bsky.social•85 days ago

Ffs

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tobiasjayson.bsky.social•87 days ago

Your job just keeps getting harder and harder.

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rzrbkrat.bsky.social•86 days ago

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spaceyo2.bsky.social•87 days ago

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suleyah.bsky.social•86 days ago

Was Hannity too busy?

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missc0nstrued.bsky.social•87 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/missc0nstrued.bsky.social/post/3livbcnkio224

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baghutch.bsky.social•87 days ago

Proven to not be a real guy tonight.

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izbells.bsky.social•87 days ago

When reality is more Onion than the onion, I know we are fucked.

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caffeinatedmamma3.bsky.social•87 days ago

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barblemay.bsky.social•86 days ago

When is he adding Joe Roegan?

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kokaneejohn.bsky.social•87 days ago

More proof that Trump doesn't give a fuck for anyone but himself

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outspokenobserver.bsky.social•87 days ago

Why are these picks making the onion look truthful?

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rafalehigh97.bsky.social•87 days ago

Trumping the Onion.

Bankrupt it, wait, is that tears in my eyes of just onion layers peeled off?

Nobody can trump that

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manny59.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😂😂

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magnusmoonveil.bsky.social•86 days ago

Isn't it awesome?

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eazye62.bsky.social•87 days ago

😂😂😂

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ksadylady.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sorry Ben, but they're making it EASY too difficult for you to make @theonion.com pieces. Reality is too disturbing!

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unknownstory.bsky.social•86 days ago

"Ronald Reagan? The ACTOR!?" feels like a million years ago

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ftwaygal.bsky.social•86 days ago

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wickedwt.bsky.social•86 days ago

Is that guy stable enough? He should hire Alex Jones & Joe Rogan as his social media team

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towers-of-obscure.bsky.social•86 days ago

What about Tucker Carlson? Oh wait, he's still crying in a corner after the Green M&M's redesign cost him his job!

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mira-sorrel.bsky.social•87 days ago

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bongching.bsky.social•87 days ago

What is the definition of a NAZI?

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signlady530.bsky.social•86 days ago

What scares me the most is that not one of these people has said: "I'm not sure about this. I think it's above my skill level." Not one.

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the1truesid.bsky.social•86 days ago

IDK, qualifications is kind of a long word for Mr. Bongino.

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troopek.bsky.social•87 days ago

No, Tim. Not Jesus Christ. Dan Bongino.

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randomcanadian.bsky.social•87 days ago

How do you write satire when this is the reality?

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dustopi.bsky.social•86 days ago

... and this is his least extreme pick 0_o

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justjughandleit.bsky.social•86 days ago

Think we can all agree … JC isn’t co-signing this.

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lindseycolt.bsky.social•87 days ago

God help us all!

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bostscott71.bsky.social•86 days ago

How is it the same people complaining about DEI hires are hiring all these clearly unqualified people?! It is blatant hypocrisy!

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bettybythebeech.bsky.social•87 days ago

Brain drain.
And greed.

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andersonrose.bsky.social•87 days ago

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djorankeil.bsky.social•87 days ago

No, he's slated to become the new Secretary of (re)Education.

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jodigsplants.bsky.social•86 days ago

Eff it, open the mummy tomb in Egypt.

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guindeli.bsky.social•86 days ago

Maybe he will finally get to change his name to Klan Klanbongo now, as it was written long ago in the prophecy

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twztedtale.bsky.social•87 days ago

This HAS to an Onion piece!!! Cannot be real. Cannot be real
Cannot be real.
Cannot be real.

CANNOT BE REAL!

F*CK CANNOT BE REAL!!!

Oh 💩 this is REAL!!

Ffs!!

Seriously?

Please make this 💩 satire/parody AGAIN!

I can’t take this crap!

L
FFS!!!!

Canada has closed its borders to us!

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karel.online•86 days ago

All Trump's personal criminals are already busy in more important positions.

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j-o-y.bsky.social•86 days ago

When you're goal is to tantrum and destroy the country, you look to your fellow sociopaths and recruit. They knew trump was a snake when they let him in. They just didn't expect to get bitten themselves. Time is short for them also.

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bwd86.bsky.social•86 days ago

No, Dan Bongino...but he believes in Jesus Christ.
BTW, he was NYPD and SS, Obama detail.
Has been a FOX host for years.

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charlotte-is-trans.bsky.social•86 days ago

We live in the Chaotic Evil Darkest Timeline

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areyououtthere.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is a fuckin shit show

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0b-or-boris.bsky.social•86 days ago

That is likely why he is interfering in the Andrew Tate mess. Probably wants that bag of dicks for something

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crotonpetra.bsky.social•87 days ago

Yes, the puppet who was fired from Faux Entertainment. America is definitely going down the toilet.

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wheezer2024.bsky.social•87 days ago

I wonder what agency Cucker Tarlson will head? Fluffer to the heads of state.

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dadjah.bsky.social•86 days ago

Guess he’s at the bottom of the barrel.

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oldgammon.bsky.social•86 days ago

The US is now a clown show

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joehendersonabq.bsky.social•86 days ago

He's rounding up all the worst people in America to preside over the government.

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dimadraws.bsky.social•86 days ago

Crazy as fuck that this is real life and not ragebait

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admorshlita.bsky.social•86 days ago

I'm still waiting for Mark Sargent to be appointed NASA administrator

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bridgettereed.com•87 days ago

🤬

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ascottishodyssey.bsky.social•86 days ago

Does someone have to tell Trump that Idiocracy was not a handbook, or a documentary?

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sammie1863.bsky.social•87 days ago

Obscene.

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cinardo.bsky.social•86 days ago

Bongino is a great choice to help bring the FBI back to being the premier law enforcement agency in the world!

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atypical-cynic.bsky.social•86 days ago

you have a wonderful sense of humor

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cinardo.bsky.social•86 days ago

I do however Bongino is a great choice!

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bloomineck.bsky.social•67 days ago

Rulon I suspect you're a chat bot.

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cinardo.bsky.social•63 days ago

However, Bongino is still a great choice!

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cinardo.bsky.social•63 days ago

If you say so!

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ckieds.bsky.social•86 days ago

He was only chosen because he has Trump's orange rouge permanently stained to his lips

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cinardo.bsky.social•86 days ago

Sounds like you are jealous.

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thomasthinks.bsky.social•87 days ago

Because why not at this point, right?

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hechehombre.bsky.social•86 days ago

DEFUND THE FBI.

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dalerto.bsky.social•86 days ago

Juicehead won’t last long

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shidatja.bsky.social•86 days ago

.. more like ffs, fts, wtf, wtaf, ffff, wtagdmf, gdmf, mf, fmf, wtafs, wtafmf, fa, fsla, ft, ffffff, iykyk..

i rest my f case 😠

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dave-is-a-verb.bsky.social•86 days ago

Is there even anyone left at Fox.

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flypster.bsky.social•86 days ago

Dan vagina?!!!

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flypster.bsky.social•86 days ago

This is the wordy clown show I’ve ever watched!!

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shaundamon.bsky.social•87 days ago

Rush Limbaugh would be the VP if he hadn't kicked the bucket. After all, he was a Congressional Medal of Honor recipient.

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bongching.bsky.social•87 days ago

Nice pick.

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dearjoyitsme.bsky.social•86 days ago

Trump also highlighted one of his qualifications is his very popular podcast

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therabuns.bsky.social•86 days ago

The patients continue to take over the asylum.

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judithvance.bsky.social•86 days ago

Fox News Host. Wow. What a breeding ground they have for Trump. No qualifications just ability to speak about nothing.

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redback.bsky.social•87 days ago

How is the NYT and WaPo gonna spin this???

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myjourney1013.bsky.social•86 days ago

What happened to merit based hiring???

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bjmckay01.bsky.social•86 days ago

The only merit is loyalty. This has happened over and over. The loyal incompetents will rule and competent people will be lucky just to be fired and not purged outright. Institutions will crumble one by one. Patel and bongino will also get very rich, as long as they stay loyal.

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tiredonthetrail.bsky.social•86 days ago

Do we start calling the justice department Fox and Friends now?

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darknovaa.bsky.social•86 days ago

womp womp

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linusseatart.bsky.social•86 days ago

Exactly, another wingnut

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lexiapollo.bsky.social•87 days ago

Oh FFS

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neverseemecoming.bsky.social•87 days ago

another words concedes it's over for America, puts the 3rd string on the field

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papacitogordo.bsky.social•86 days ago

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vanlinglemungo.bsky.social•86 days ago

Trump was disappointed when told that his top choice, Timothy McVeigh, was not available at this time.

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tannerhaws.bsky.social•86 days ago

Just what this circus needs, more clowns..

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deepstatepotato.bsky.social•86 days ago

Fucking Dan Bongino

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rhodyrebel.bsky.social•86 days ago

President Loco just appointed Dan Bingobomgo. Who’s next?

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carpevitae.bsky.social•87 days ago

It's the Trump Fox News reality show. Except it's not, it's our country. Sadly

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prewitt-mcmahon.bsky.social•86 days ago

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randomcurious.bsky.social•86 days ago

Another Fox ass kisser gets a 'loyalist' job handed to him.

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markspotsthex.bsky.social•87 days ago

Boy, it's a shame that there's no instrument where the American public can demand to see the medical records of the sitting POTUS, because we deserve to know what drugs Trump may be taking or cognitive impairments he may have. Because there is no way he's in his right mind. His actions prove it.

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roni33.bsky.social•86 days ago

Can't wait for all this stupidity to blow up in their faces.

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rayanselmo.bsky.social•86 days ago

It's clear that the only qualification any Trump nominee has is how willing they are to slobber all over his taint.

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ahappysoul.bsky.social•86 days ago

Eeewww! lol

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mmeadway.bsky.social•86 days ago

Trump isn't interested in competence, just loyalty and flattery.

There's a reason his businesses tend to fail. And now he's running the country.

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jewelz125.bsky.social•86 days ago

My God!!

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ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social•87 days ago

Honestly, I prefer it this way.
This is like giving Deputy FBI to Beebop and Rocksteady. Is it great? No? Will there be hijinks? Obviously. Are they more likely to hit themselves with the ray gun than the Turtles? 100 percent.

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viraldonutz.bsky.social•87 days ago

This is the SECOND time I've found use for this gif today!

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ralphtheewiggum.bsky.social•87 days ago

God tier 80s cartoon oaf henchmen

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flatline42.bsky.social•87 days ago

/r/NotTheOnion headline of the year right there.

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accountabilabuddy.bsky.social•86 days ago

I could speculate about the specific circumstances by which he will *leave* that office, but instead I'm going to enjoy the suspense.

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filbyhead.bsky.social•86 days ago

IIRC, a few years ago Bondingo carried off an Australian couple’s baby in the outback. It became a notorious case.

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drummmergirl.bsky.social•87 days ago

Such a demented circus!

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hempforpresident.bsky.social•87 days ago

What, he's perfectly well qualified!

- is on TV
- sucks trump's tiny mushroom cock in public

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westcoastjungle.bsky.social•86 days ago

F'n dumpster fire. What a joke!

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bornmiserable.bsky.social•87 days ago

he’s just hiring bootlicking bitches. nothing shocking about this. Trump will hire anyone who thinks he’s a chiseled jaw stunner with a six pack who carries a pair of AR-15s while piloting a massive tank with one foot and kicking mainstream media in the face with the other

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