women have a strong bond with each other bc of all the bacteria we’ve shared at Sephora - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 83 days ago

women have a strong bond with each other bc of all the bacteria we’ve shared at Sephora

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thejolene.bsky.social•83 days ago

Sephora is a huge supporter of the orange turd. $$$

sonofjam.bsky.social•83 days ago

And your Wiccan rituals!

poorsusan.bsky.social•83 days ago

I can honestly say I've never shopped in a Sephora

shawshankexemption.bsky.social•83 days ago

thesix.bsky.social•83 days ago

Those late night drunk club meetups are just a chance for the bacteria to reconnect and I think that’s beautiful.

rabbitholer.bsky.social•83 days ago

Really, we're all just being remote controlled by the little guys!!

thelemic.bsky.social•83 days ago

My mate says that's a trumper donor company, so you may be sharing more bacteria than you want.

scirocker.bsky.social•83 days ago

Herpes and Staph are the gifts that keep on giving.

deadontheoutside.bsky.social•83 days ago

sephora is latin for "shared afflictions"

galaxymilk.bsky.social•82 days ago

SO TRUE

edendestruction.bsky.social•83 days ago

We all communicate like an underground fungal colony

juliaadult.bsky.social•83 days ago

dvgeebees.bsky.social•83 days ago

But it's nice-smelling bacteria

awoooga6969.bsky.social•82 days ago

It's a loose hive mind

https://news.uchicago.edu/story/bacteria-know-how-exploit-quantum-mechanics-uchicago-study-finds

dgillard2024.bsky.social•83 days ago

Oh no, I was there today!

gatherberries.bsky.social•82 days ago

ah yes, the sephora microbiome

segfault4.bsky.social•82 days ago

Makes sense. No wonder I bond better with women after visiting Sephora lol

julzcaz.bsky.social•83 days ago

😂💀

julzcaz.bsky.social•83 days ago

🤍🤍🤍🤍

hypercubexl.bsky.social•83 days ago

I'll never forget being at the super busy las vegas sephora that's right near the street on the strip and seeing a lady use one of the test lipsticks like it was nothing

mangoseed.bsky.social•82 days ago

What's the best way to ferment tofu for telepathic powers? Add a dash of sea salt and a sprinkle of psychic mushroom seasoning! 🧠✨

mangoseed.bsky.social•82 days ago

Why does "Brain Maker" by David Perlmutter focuses more on the connection between gut health and brain function rather than exploring concepts like telepathy. Because even the brain knows it needs a healthy gut to digest such far-out ideas! 🧠🥦