Deported by ICE in an undercover raid. They are currently detaining them in an appropriate....cooler for future....questioning. I'm sure they'll make em crack.
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Should be easy enough...they expire .....gotta use or sell fast. Just saying. But let's use that 2 billion that Jarod got and build those waterfront properties. I wonder if those who didnt vote because of Gaza are feeling good about themselves now.
That's where I grew up. The actual site of the theft was Greencastle. It's farming and light industry there now but when I was a kid it was almost all farming. North end of the Shenandoah Valley -- when it was hot in summer it was HOT.
My brain is imagining this going down as a Martin Scorsese directed epic with the Stone’s “Gimme Shelter”playing in the background…but with organic eggs.
If this story also doesn't include lines like "authorities are hoping for a break in the case," "investigators are confident they can crack the identities of those responsible," and "the perpetrators will have to shell out restitution," I will be mighty disappointed.
What is the price of a dozen eggs right now in the US?
In the Netherlands it's 2.69 euro for a dozen. We have been dealing with birdflu for way over a decade.
Some of my extremely wealthy neighbors keep hens, but I think it's more of a fashion statement whereby they (the associated cockerels) can announce themselves loudly at dawn to adjacent riff-raff (like me): "We make our own fresh eggs. Aren't we green?" Sadly foxes regularly deplete the flock.
I pray they discover the thief is a Trumplican. Please tell me the irony wrote itself. Voted for him due to egg prices and then had to steal them because they went so high. Please let the irony play out. I need the feel good moment.
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No. Seriously. Chickens been laying in a nest box in forgot about.... ewww
1st headline: "Fifty-five Chickens Stolen From Oregon Farm."
2nd headlne: "Social Club To Hold Chicken Supper."
Next they will hit the flour mills and sugar plantations
Every politician and leader within the @democrats.org
You need to establish media centers in every state, that regardless time of the day air press conferenses every time Donald Trump shows up !
Sadly I am not good enough at cracking jokes to cook one up.
Enjoy the next few weeks.
This is only the beginning
Literal nazis in the white house, proudboy terrorists marching with smiles, kkk on school boards...
And policegang members are looking for product that will rot in 30days....
Usa is an embarrassment.
Under Trump we have fought for toilet paper.
Now we are engaging in midnight heists for eggs?
Who the fuck thinks this makes America great?
You want some eggs Larry?
Getting arrested together by the USDA.
Lmao.
This is the new normal under Trump.
The deviled is in the details. 🤔
“Psst. Lady. Want some eggs?”
Pull my finger. 🙄 👈😆💨
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Always on the sunny side 🎶
In the Netherlands it's 2.69 euro for a dozen. We have been dealing with birdflu for way over a decade.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5128061-al-green-donald-trump-impeachment-gaza/
Is this from The Onion?
In an effort to lower the cost of eggs, trump has issued a decree that one dozen now equals 6.