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xoxogossipgita.bsky.social • 300 days ago

Can you die from being horny

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colouredwilde.bsky.social•300 days ago

No, but I do think this is one of those ailments they used to send women to the seaside for

They probably didn't know she was horny, but nonetheless she came back cured

bagoflazers.bsky.social•18 days ago

If true, sex workers would see more dead bodies than funeral directors

redwoodgirl.bsky.social•300 days ago

No, I've tested this out and you can't die from it, unfortunately.

oldschoolzero.bsky.social•300 days ago

You can, but only a little death

rutrow.bsky.social•300 days ago

Consult a doctor if your erection lasts longer than four hours
🍆🕓

kitn.bsky.social•299 days ago

If you're an unaltered ferret

mdtj.bsky.social•300 days ago

That whole bit about "if your erection lasts longer than four hours GET HELP" is there for a reason

jerehm.bsky.social•300 days ago

Is this about a Fallout character?

denimglasses.bsky.social•17 days ago

Not sure but I'm definitely gonna try

zyla.top•300 days ago

yeah

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•300 days ago

Yes but it usually involves a pre-existing condition like an aneurysm or something

reik483.bsky.social•18 days ago

That's like the number 1 cause of death in men

hallenbeck77.bsky.social•300 days ago

Gotta LOVE the questions that pop up on my timeline! 😄

If you don't cure said horniness, I think so. Wasn't there an episode of Star Trek: TOS where Spock needed to get that nut off or he dies?

smeg.bsky.social•300 days ago

There have been several episodes across the franchise about Vulcan Pon Farr, probably due to writers dying of horniness

beatrixd.bsky.social•300 days ago

Many such cases

smokestack.mom•24 days ago

yes bluebrain is a very serious condition

wagatwe.com•300 days ago

no or I'd be dead

jimmyjamjoe.bsky.social•300 days ago

Petite mort

pbastronaut.bsky.social•300 days ago

I've been praying for it to happen to me for over twenty years and so far nothing.

numb.comfortab.ly•300 days ago

Yes https://bsky.app/profile/thomasfuchs.at/post/3krhr6us2et2i

buckyunderbelly.bsky.social•300 days ago

When a dumpster loves another dumpster very much ...

sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com•300 days ago

this happened to me

flempire.bsky.social•18 days ago

This was before there were 31 million people on https://bsky.app

The good’ol days.

babblingfringe.bsky.social•300 days ago

I think it’s a “but satisfaction brought them back” kinda deal.

meltedmasks.me•300 days ago

yeah it happened to my friend Steve

electrichead.bsky.social•300 days ago

Yeah that's how JFK died. Oswald being there was a coincidence.

rebelstarbird.net•300 days ago

"Back and to the left" more of a request than a description

m00psy.bsky.social•24 days ago

my risk assessment still has me considering covid a bigger threat, but my god, it’s been 84 years since my last “encounter”

techguy3.bsky.social•68 days ago

No. I am horny 24/7/365. Still alive.

trans.bsky.social•300 days ago

idk but i really hope not

scojo.bsky.social•118 days ago

Very nearly.

common-loot.com•300 days ago

We call it “dying from thirst” or “dehornydration.”

disastermillennial.bsky.social•18 days ago

only if certain Skyrim mods are to be believed

lydia.lol•300 days ago

holy hell i hope not. this seasonal transition has me howling at the damn moon

xoxogossipgita.bsky.social•300 days ago

I feel like a werewolf what the fuck!!!!!!

jhb.bsky.social•300 days ago

Not if you have the willpower.

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spanishspy.bsky.social•24 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9lix_Faure#Death

simonee.bsky.social•300 days ago

happened to Romeo and Juliet

heyshivana.bsky.social•300 days ago

i'm about to find out

ardison-gardner.bsky.social•300 days ago

We can dream!

amyamybobamy.bsky.social•118 days ago

Nope, I tell you, you can't, but it can suck.

dslundberg.bsky.social•300 days ago

xoxogossipgita.bsky.social•300 days ago

No prison can hold me

astralaegis.bsky.social•300 days ago

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amyamybobamy.bsky.social•118 days ago

yep

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scooterbones.bsky.social•300 days ago

The Horny, Green Mile

dashwallkick.bsky.social•300 days ago

If untreated, horny can be fatal

cailin.dev•300 days ago

yes, but I'm built different

stephenfox.bsky.social•300 days ago

I'm willing to try

decoyoctopus.bsky.social•300 days ago

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xamiipholia.bsky.social•18 days ago

Nosferatu (2024)

noakf.bsky.social•18 days ago

It happened to me, thankfully I got resuscitated after getting mouth to mouth

nickmanwrites.bsky.social•18 days ago

I fucking hope not.

jandru.bsky.social•18 days ago

Workin’ on it.

brat.fm•300 days ago

i have pushed the limits of this and my findings have been “no” so far

xoxogossipgita.bsky.social•300 days ago

I have like shit to do I cannot keep jerking off 😭

brat.fm•300 days ago

solidarity 🙇🏼‍♀️ taurus season has me feral

petestaiano.com•300 days ago

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timetravel.camp•300 days ago

Too soon!

juniorskeptic.bsky.social•300 days ago

I’m fucken screaming!!!!

scooterbones.bsky.social•300 days ago

Yes. One of the greatest mercies of Allah.

thatandromeda.bsky.social•18 days ago

riker googling

beamsplashx.bsky.social•300 days ago

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richiepope.bsky.social•18 days ago

yes

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intendantoflust.bsky.social•24 days ago

Hasn’t killed me so far

chuckaaa77.bsky.social•300 days ago

Depends on whether you use Super Glue or Lube.

smurfmasterjym.bsky.social•300 days ago

I.....errrr.... Hmmmm ...

Yeahhhhhhh..never mind.

chuckaaa77.bsky.social•300 days ago

😅😅😅

thrownintosol.bsky.social•300 days ago

the "my boner took all the blood from my brain" syndrome, yes

;D

... don't need a penis for this, afaik

iloveraphtalia.bsky.social•300 days ago

Only one way to find out.

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