they’re eating the dogs. have you heard about arnold palmer’s dick? your child goes to school a boy and comes back a girl. let’s listen to my playlist for forty minutes. look at me working the fryolator.
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My 12 yr olds txt notification is "they're eating the dogs" and we just shake our heads every time. Do you have any idea how many txts a 12 yr old gets???
We really have failed as a society if people believe it's possible to undergo major invasive surgery during the time of a regular school day and be recovered to the point that you can go home on the school bus as normal.
He’s worn out from manning the fryer for all of a couple of minutes. Good thing they didn’t make him work a whole shift. They would have had to get his corpse to a funeral home.
It used to be that Republicans kept lowering the bar for Trump and his incoherent ramblings, but this election they just said “fuck it, there is no bottom, bury that bar in the ground” they’ll defend anything, even stories about the penis size of a deceased golfer…
Yup, they’re gone kick Trump into a dumpster the second they get started if god forbid this fucking stupid country actually elects this shitpile again.
Sure my child went to school a boy and came back a girl but that's only because he fell in a puddle. She'll take a hot bath whenever she wants to switch back.
This is the part of why people can't remember how bad his first term was. Every day was another day of what the fuck but was it gonna be because he stared at an eclipse or because he enacted some horrible, racist policy, we just never knew. Exhausting.
I don’t understand why this stuff isn’t being shown in the commercials. It doesn’t have to be the Harris organization but it could be some of the supporting PACs. With early voting they are running out of time.
Yes, Arizona - there are ads everywhere with a real focus here on abortion rights and the benefits of Harris and other Dems but few direct hits on Trump. On the other side the attack ads on the Dems here are pretty vicious.
It’s sad how many of us aren’t part of the national discourse and discussion because we don’t swing. 🍍 I get Cruz/Allred ads but basically nothing for Trump/Harris. We need to end the electoral college. 🗳️
Rally this past week or so, he went on a tangent about Palmer using the golf club's showers and other golfers coming out and complimenting the size of Palmer's junk.
Trump: "Jackass! Great movie. Did you know I was asked to be in it. I was going to eat a dog - or was it a cat? I taught Johnny Knoxville everything he knows. Did you know I changed his name from John Tennessee? Wee Man said I was the best stuntman he'd even seen [more made up stuff for 20 minutes]"
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He was a friend of mine
You sir, are no Arnie Palmer
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It’s an ongoing public mental health crisis.
these guys don't really care, they just want power and anything or anyone who can help deliver that is a-ok with them.
I am also genuinely convinced that the RW does thumbs up differently now because of him