[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey - ThreadSky

bowsnonk.bsky.social•604 days ago

yes I’m playing the hits, as it were

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nslayton.bsky.social•604 days ago

It's a good hit

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benisyourhero.bsky.social•604 days ago

Classics are classic for a reason

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possums.lol•604 days ago

Sublime skeet

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dragram.bsky.social•604 days ago

That's a follow

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lisb.bsky.social•604 days ago

Can hear this so perfectly in his voice in my head that it's been popping in randomly since I first saw it. Cannot stop now. THANKS 😑

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dwhanna.bsky.social•604 days ago

“I’m a fighter I’m a winner, things are gonna change I can feel it”

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tfox.bsky.social•604 days ago

This period is going to be so hard to explain to future generations.

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jamesriverside.bsky.social•604 days ago

This post is just…chef’s kiss.

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jawsvthereturn.bsky.social•604 days ago

Soy un perdedor… 😂

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kidcafe.bsky.social•603 days ago

I did my usual thing of getting Beck and Donovan’s Atlantis entwined (blame Futurama) and by gum it still works.

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kamananui.bsky.social•604 days ago

It’s the perfect floor price. Tomorrow I’m going to move everything from my 401k over to NFT’s.

I’ll post pics of my purple Lamborghini soon. 😊

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jakethequick.bsky.social•604 days ago

That one is good, rivals this one for my favorite

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jackjackington.bsky.social•604 days ago

It’s just the shitpostin, ape losin, slurp juicin dipshits downstaaaairs

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toddindeed.bsky.social•604 days ago

Hey the chorus still works with it!

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indigomenace.bsky.social•604 days ago

Now all my apes gone and I'm smelling kinda funny

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luxurynoise.co•604 days ago

“OG apes” 😂

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acidcorbyn.bsky.social•604 days ago

soy un holdador

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empty.black•604 days ago

This is etched into my mindtrack now.

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saoirsens.bsky.social•604 days ago

they're pawning their apes and getting them taken when they lost the bet

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derick.bsky.social•604 days ago

Ape together strong right?

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kaskali.bsky.social•604 days ago

NFTs?
Nothinglike Fuckwith Trans?

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joebeam.bsky.social•603 days ago

NFT’s are beanie babies for tech bros.

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joebeam.bsky.social•603 days ago

https://youtu.be/9dYIXbAjn-I

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therealfltv.bsky.social•604 days ago

I giggled way too hard at this.

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philthycasualmedia.com•604 days ago

Can someone please explain what any of this means lol

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portpoweraz.bsky.social•604 days ago

Gotdammit.. *grabs his ears* 🤣🤣

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mauraquint.bsky.social•604 days ago

Bored apes floor price isn’t all that’s funky

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eyepatchguy.bsky.social•604 days ago

FUCK

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jeanh.bsky.social•604 days ago

This reads like an articulate five year old describing the tragic loss of their ice cream cone.

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physticuffs.bsky.social•604 days ago

This is exactly the kind of genius I came to the new and improved hellsite for.

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ryangodfrey.com•604 days ago

I was pretty mad that you stole this from a Twitter person from years ago until I saw that you have somehow also commandeered that person’s Twitter account.

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mattdonders.com•604 days ago

Me, reading this tweet.

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mattdonders.com•604 days ago

LOL I just realized I wrote tweet. Old habits die hard, holy crap.

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neilgofficial.bsky.social•604 days ago

a classic

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myfreecats.com•604 days ago

They stole-a the monkey, I spank-a the monkey!

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ottergirls.bsky.social•604 days ago

wait like beck from tron??

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suterb42.bsky.social•604 days ago

This is the best post I've seen on here so far.

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dprzygoda.bsky.social•604 days ago

Etherium, bitcoin, gasoline
Crypto wallets pointing at a poor man’s pocket

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dprzygoda.bsky.social•604 days ago

This is so good 🤣🤣🤣

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darkwingdiscoduck.bsky.social•604 days ago

The QT's are choice. I am so very glad I found the nft/crypto mute list on Bluesky though.

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handle.invalid•604 days ago

How do I even find and subscribe to a mute list? I'd like to subscribe to this list.

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darkwingdiscoduck.bsky.social•604 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/patloika.bsky.social/post/3jzq4ghi4sk25

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handle.invalid•604 days ago

Thank you kindly!

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isobelcarr.com•604 days ago

I need a *Shock the Monkey* gif so bad.

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maggiethotcher.bsky.social•604 days ago

Ivermectin in my veins, bowels feeling funky…

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jowiph.bsky.social•604 days ago

I wanna defy
The logic of our JPEGS
Let the slurp juice mint a new ape
I’d let you be my NFT
But my apes are gone
I’m a full grown man, but I’m
Not afraid to cryyyy

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jilly.ca•602 days ago

A quality reference.

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ellislee.bsky.social•604 days ago

This is so good 🎉🤩

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decarabats.bsky.social•604 days ago

Goddammit that's gonna be in my head ALL NIGHT

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heykiddego.bsky.social•604 days ago

Top tier skeet

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bartender.bsky.social•604 days ago

It's always NFT time girl

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chunkborealis.bsky.social•604 days ago

10/10

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ullerrm.shitpost.nexus•604 days ago

they out there puttin the soy in "soy un perdedor"

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minegotstolen.bsky.social•604 days ago

fuck is a LOAN protocol?

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jharrop.me•604 days ago

What… does this mean exactly?

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handle.invalid•604 days ago

They used their jpeg monkeys as collateral

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spamtwister.bsky.social•604 days ago

Real world fiat currency bought a house type of collateral?

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jharrop.me•604 days ago

Repo’d Lamborghinis in my area soon?

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elnorterecuerda.bsky.social•604 days ago

We're so back

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shemale.bsky.social•604 days ago

“My apes, liquidated”-world wildlife foundation

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sp00pkittn.bsky.social•604 days ago

i have the same one

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yodacat.bsky.social•604 days ago

Fantastic content.

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trademarks.bsky.social•604 days ago

Slurp juice in my veins and I’m out of crypto punkies

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skeleton.fyi•604 days ago

Put all my filthy fiat into crypto like a junkie

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legion.bsky.social•604 days ago

You can't be delivering this caliber of material when the audience is still getting in the door.

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laurent1056.bsky.social•604 days ago

I believe the kids say "Fuck around and find out"

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jimhenleymusic.bsky.social•604 days ago

Nothing but respect for MY president: you

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ericisgood.bsky.social•103 days ago

this is an absolute hall of fame post lmao

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bowsnonk.bsky.social•103 days ago

lol thank you!

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vos.bsky.social•604 days ago

That’s genius. You’re a genius.

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javiermares.bsky.social•604 days ago

You never give me your monkey
You only give me your funny jpegs

https://youtu.be/BpndGZ71yww

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gregsmusings.bsky.social•604 days ago

Butane powered brain
I borrowed cash against crap art, see?
With a zero credit score,
Just jpeg “collectables”
Debt collector calls
Leave me with face-ache, blood nose…

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josephzander.bsky.social•604 days ago

That's how the [gr]Apes of Wrath started.

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eeza465.bsky.social•604 days ago

A lotta yall still dont get it. Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape. So if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes.

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failopen.bsky.social•604 days ago

I legit can't tell if this is mocking it or real and it makes me sad.

Though I'm leaning toward mocking

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qop.bsky.social•604 days ago

You’re in so much luck: it’s *both*.

For real. The original “slurp juice” post was made by an actual NFT boi, but all the normal people immediately started using it to make fun of NFTs.

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slutmutt.puppygirls.online•604 days ago

"apes gone :("

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moltenslowa.bsky.social•604 days ago

I been hacked
All my apes gone
This just sold please help me

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josie.zone•604 days ago

Oh my god

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violetwanderers.bsky.social•604 days ago

Ripple in my trades and I'm losing all my money.

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hotdogday.bsky.social•604 days ago

Googled this because I was sure I had seen it before and imagine my delight to see you're the original author!

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bobproehl.bsky.social•604 days ago

snort.

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spacedcoyote.bsky.social•604 days ago

Spiro, when the apes were liquidated

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richterscale.bsky.social•604 days ago

[frank black voice] these monkeys liiiiquidated

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jowiph.bsky.social•604 days ago

There was a guy
A cryptocurrency guy on OpenSea
Got killed by ten million pounds of slurp juice from New York and New Jersey

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annaressman.bsky.social•603 days ago

perfect 🤌🏻

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jowiph.bsky.social•603 days ago

Sometimes I feel like I missed my true calling of posting joke song lyrics for a living.

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annaressman.bsky.social•603 days ago

with all these new twitter replacements, now’s your chance to take up a new hobby, looks like you might be great at it!

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richterscale.bsky.social•603 days ago

i mean if i could make money doing this

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jowiph.bsky.social•603 days ago

That is impressive. My favorite of mine is this one from a twitter group chat discussing which member of Pink Floyd had done the poo in the pool mentioned in the Succession finale.