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believe it or not, this woman is supposed to be the attorney general of the United States and not a Trump campaign spokesperson

hanging outside the seattle gay bar

donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes! me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease. donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!

Good morning

Don’t drink and text.

Brian Kilmeade calls for the end of due process: "It's not practical to think we can do due process on 8 million people ... if we're gonna give every one of these guys a day in a court and a lawyer, we can't do it. They don't deserve it."

BLITZER: Do you have any ethics concerns about the White House soliciting corporate sponsors for the Easter Egg Roll? REP. PETE SESSIONS: I have a desire to look to find out what the plan is

Hey it's me Glornlia Smlth, I like hanging out wearing oven mitts in front of RELEA DLINES

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someone call Bush we finally found the WMDs

Wes Moore on Fox News Sunday: "People were looking for disruption. I think they've gotten destruction. And I think that's the thing that's making people so scared."

Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act. With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.

stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess

#comic #comics

lol i forgot abt this comic it did p well on twitter iirc

alright so trump abolishes term limits, obama runs against him in response, the courts rule them both ineligible after the election, and the second runner-up wins the presidency. and THAT'S how we get president lincoln chafee. that makes sense, i just had to talk through it in order to get there

Went to my mom’s house today after visiting my grandma. We have had Frank since I was 13 (I turn 30 next month) and he has quite literally always been this chill. Just letting the dog smack him over and over with his tail but not moving lmao

I built a utopian city, and as long as this tortured child stays in this basement, the people of Omelas get to live here!

"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

My first (and for a while only) exposure to Darude: Sandstorm was at Six Flags Great America where during Fright Fest they would take the enclosed teacup ride, black it out, fill it with fog and lights and stuff, then blast the music as you spun yourself to death and it was beautiful.

jane has something really important to say

Dr. Oz, nominated by Trump to head up Medicare and Medicaid, is all in on the plan to take nurses out of nursing homes.

A story in three pictures

as far as i'm concerned the entire purpose of the american experiment is to provide chuck schumer with a job that's not too challenging, yet rewarding and fun. and i hate to put it to you like this, but every criticism you post, and every phone call you make to his office, gets in the way of that

In the early hours of March 14th, 2025, a total lunar eclipse will be visible across the entire continent.

When Hitler started ranting about the Jews from streetcorners in the 1920s, he was part of a long history of European anti-Semitism. But where in the world did this massive anti-trans campaign come from? I feel like it was invented out of whole cloth in the last five years.

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

"So. What are your intentions with my mousie."

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

In case anybody wants proof that that radio actually works and I use it (Also I replaced the capacitors back in high school)

The time for action is now. Call Chuck Schumer’s office and demand he start mocking Donald Trump by repeating everything Trump says in a dumb guy voice

advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs

made a friend

A "little" something to warm your heart today. A Blacktail Deer doe and fawn in Western Washington. This fawn is only a few hours old.

Here's what the decision by America's favorite sports league tells us about "anticipatory obedience."

We highly recommend y’all crack open a copy of the U.S. Constitution before you break anymore laws…

Comic stufffffff

ruined my sleep schedule again

Watching this on repeat how is your day going?

didn’t even consider who’d represent the nfc in the super bowl if it isn’t the lions. orioles maybe

apparently in the offseason leading up to 1988 the ncaa came within one vote of instituting a kickoff to open all four quarters. only beginning to imagine how badly this would fuck up the game of football

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

Lattimore complaining that Evans is diving 😂

There have been times that I wondered whether (the most excellent) THE SOCIAL NETWORK was a little too harsh towards Zuckerberg, who comes out of the film looking like a total asshole. Nope, not too harsh at all.