brutalbeard.bsky.social
Husband - Brother - DevOps Engineer - Dog Human
I grow grumpier every day.
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I wish I could give you out of government without waiting for voting.
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Eat shit.
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I officially am NOT calling for violence. Don’t tar and feather people.
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Vote every one of them out.
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Ya I can't imagine an argument that would make sense to push the pork fat on this CR through
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You rock! Thank you so much!
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I mean that's pretty reductive and self deprecating. I'm pretty sure there's things I want to put out there, that people will be interested in.
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Omg keep your thoughts going on this thread. I would for real be interested in your new takes. But gotta mark it as contains spoilers? That a thing?
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"that if he ever were to push past the foothills and on to Salk Lake City, that he would for sure let Texas keep the rights to Red Rocks, so it's all good to me either way, you just gotta tell me if you want peace or not."
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"That's right, we get ownership of Red Rocks bitch, and if you say no, I'm taking back all those pea shooters. And furthermore, I've already gotten my good buddy the Emperor of NebrasKansas to promise to me, really convincingly,
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... "Ok, Colorado, you get to keep everything west of I-25, for sure. That's most of Colorado Springs even, you should say thank you. But by the way, I'll sink this entire deal if you don't give me concert rights to the foothills.
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* The Emperor of NebrasKansas seems to be best friends with the Gubbna? Well, at least the Gubbna keeps acting that way.
* Gubbna tries to negotiate peace by saying,
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* WSTO states all say, "You gotta check with Texas on that shit. They promised to protect us from NebrasKansas if we don't let into the WSTO. Cause if you were in the WSTO, Texas would then have to get involved."
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2025 -
* Colorado has been fighting for years now, and running out of the able bodied
* They've been begging the Western State Trade Organization (WSTO) to reinforce them with troops through Utah all the way to Denver and Colorado Springs.
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* Every neighborhood the Coloradans clear reveals evidence of the brutal rape and murder of civilian women and children.
* It is devastating.
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* The burbs are in ashes, and they've been kidnappin kids and putting overalls on them and sending them to Lincoln to be given to new families.
* Many Coloradans have no idea what happened to their families.
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* So, the Texas legislature decides to tell the Gubbna to send peas, and pea shooters to Colorado right away.
* Colorado greatfully gets back to defending itself, spending years pushing back and forth on the east side of I-470
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* Texas is far and away, the most powerful state on the planet, not just cause of the corn, but the peas. They just have more, cause they chose to make more.
* Texas is worried that if NebrasKansas moves through Colorado, and hits Salt Lake City, that they'll have to do something. Ugh.
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2022 -
* 8 years have gone by and NebrasKansas just decides to push all the way up to I-25 where the Colorodans are able to stop them.
* Texas, is still not raining down fire and popcorn.
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* Texas would rather let NebrasKansas (who both have an equivalent amount of corn these days) do its thing, so long as it just freakin chills, god.
* Absolutely no one comes to Colorado's aid, and we are stuck accepting that we have to pay to use our own airport now.
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* Texas is like, "Not that many people died, and the people who live by the airport say they feel like they're NebrasKansans. You can see from the results of this really shady poll. With well armed NebrasKansan soldiers that look like hipsters over their shoulders while they cast their ballots."
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* Everyone thinks the hipsters are just moving away from Boulder and gentrifying to the east.
* One day, without warning NebrasKansas starts to push, and surrounds Denver International Airport.
* Gubbna of Texas does not rain down fire and popcorn. That was a promise from many Gubbnas ago.
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2014 -
* The Emperor of NebrasKansas decides that they need a transportation hub in the middle of the continent.
* They noticed there's a perfectly good one right there by Denver.
* They slowly plant farmers in overalls in eastern Colorado.
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* Texas swears to the whole world, that if NebrasKansas be's a dick about anything to Colorado, they will rain fire and popcorn down upon them.
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... and wishes everyone would have less fucking corn already.
* The "Corn Prohibition Treaty" is signed to everyone's delight, and in it, Colorado agrees to give NebrasKansas all of its corn for disposal. NebrasKansans are good at that shit.