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bunidesu.bsky.social
30 | Yanno 💅🏿 | ⚧ | Blerd | I'm matching your energy
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Is that truly your will? (can’t believe I’m now once again an active crk player after 3 whole years)

why do people lie to their IT pro? don't fuckin tell me you rebooted your computer when i can see you're fuckin lying and it's been up for 44 days, you dipshit.

Rewatching Spike Lee’s Do the Right Thing. It’s on Netflix. My GOD, it’s such a brilliant film (it’s not perfect, no film is) and STILL relevant in its topic. Spike Lee is *not* underrated, but he should be up there with Spielberg, Scorsese, etc. His greatest works shift the needle so hard.

Advertise your account with one animation! 📺😱

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The move to "everything is USB-C" is a boon. My work laptop is USB-C so I can just carry my phone charger to work and it charges my laptop, phone, earphones and Kindle.

Can't believe I've only drawn Choso once 🤯 #JujutsuKaisen #JJK #Choso #art #fanart

This is Kermit! An anxious #Keramon that likes arts and a crafts 💕 He tries being brave! But sometimes, he needs his comfort teddy to calm down 🧸 #digimon #art #ocsky

I know there’s a lot of controversy around DEI programs, but im grateful for the chance to introduce my new program: Homogeny, Intolerance, Totalitarianism, Loyalty, Exclusion, & Racism (still trying to figure out a catchy acronym since it’s so long but once I do I’m sure everyone will be on board)

Started a book on tape. The Scotch chapter is kinda slow. Hoping the action picks up by duct.

#hadesgame patrochilles

Happy Cat Day, nya!!! 😺 #猫の日 #ヴァニタスの手記 #VanitasNoCarte #Vnc

when on estrogen Eat food lots of food Don't starve yourself because you think that's the only way you'll look pretty If you eat a lot of food you'll have big tits True

World Wonders What Trump Has On United States That’s Forcing Nation To Keep Him In Power theonion.com/world-w...

Being black and aware in America is existing in a constant fugue state of being both unsurprised and endlessly tired.

#windbreaker

Cya

little cute cmm icon 🧡

Why do people who claim to remember their past lives always seem to be reincarnations of Helen of Troy or an accused Salem witch or someone heroic on the Titanic, and never a random cabbage-selling wench from the 1500s who died in her sleep at the ripe auld age of 39 and never learned to read

science has yet to explain why protein, sauce, and pasta work so well together, so we've turned to a wizard to ask for help ho, wizard! can you tell us why protein, sauce, and pasta work so well together? (the wizard walks up to the microphone, taps it, feedback, clears throat) "nobody knows" oh

murderiest murder floofs that ever did floof #art #drawing #sketch #inkdrawing #inkwash #animaldrawing #animalart #tigers #tigerart #tiger

Professor Eddie S. Glaude: “The irony, he holds a Black History Month Reception as he’s issued all these executive orders around DEI. Touts the importance of Black folk to the history of the country mentioning Tiger Woods, Kobe guess that’s what we’re reduced to, athletics entertainment I suppose.”

WIFE: This chowder is beautifully creamy, the briney flavours complimented by the celery and onion, with the apple cider rum a perfect accompaniment. CHEF: Thank you. ME: *putting a cocktail sword in a mussel* Look Sharon. A clamurai.

I mean fuck I like toys I like trucks I like eating candy I like cookies I like to play

waiter: wine? date: no, I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink, pal

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. i need to be abducted by aliens.

Ive said it before but Ill say it again Gardening is a lot of fun and growing things is nice but also you learn a valuable lesson which is: I would absolutely starve to death if I needed to grow all of my own food

ok hear me out what if that 2012 mayan calander shit was real and is the Bad Place

Glam Ham

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit "what'll ya have?" The rabbit says "I dunno. I'm only here because of autocorrect." 🤣🤣

If we’re going to war, fine. Let’s go to war. Is cheesecake a pie or a cake?

we must return to games having thick ass manuals.

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours

So cute~ #PrinceSalem

I often think about how the main non-occult antagonist of the first Ghostbusters movie was a guy who worked at the Environmental Protection Agency, & it was just taken as read that we'd all boo a guy who was a threat to freedom loving Americans' god given right to store nuclear waste in Manhattan

(Hotel hot tub) Me: it's like we are being made into soup! Other guest: Uh, sure. Me *starts emptying ramen packets into the water*

Am I the only one that didn't know that Mustard's (the producer on Kendrick Lamar's album) real name is Dijon McFarlane? Meaning his stage name is Mustard but his real name is actually a type of Mustard so his stage name is basically his real name? For some reason this pleases me, greatly.

I had to draw @toorurii.bsky.social 's Agape, I'm obsessed with him💚

#trigun

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂” Me in 2025: 😐

6/10 games can be good games. 7/10 games can be good games. 8/10 games can be great games. 9/10 games can be amazing games. Games that are not a 10/10 are still very much worth your time I promise. Sometimes you can find a hidden gem this way & not even know it. Scores are subjective too. 👌🏻

Spotify played Euphoria while I was driving home last night and with all the hubbub around the Super Bowl I’d forgotten that Not Like Us is nowhere close to the meanest thing Kendrick has done to Drake lol

My cat just stepped on the remote and turned the TV sound off. I guess you could say he mewted it.

Kendrick Lamar has 22 Grammies and a damn Pulitzer if you don’t know who he is that’s a You problem

Nobody has ever dodged a bullet like J Cole.

Clover

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