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28 year old with absolutely no filter. Aspiring journalist, audiophile, ludophile, and bibliophile. AKA, that weird kid. Making your life just that much more interesting since 1996. (Mostly lurker, occasional poster, there is no Dana only ZUUL.)
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Today’s Oaxaca, Mexico wall art. The world understands.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

submitted 14 days ago • 855 comments

Breaking News: Philadelphia reduced to smoldering crater. Super Bowl parade will still go ahead.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.

submitted 14 days ago • 15 comments

Po Mahomes

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

There’s losing a rap beef, and then there’s the American Heart Association going “did you know that dissing Drake can save lives?”

submitted 18 days ago • 52 comments

Step 1 - set free militants loyal to you Step 2 - demonize marginalized segments of society Step 3 - purge civil servants and oversight <—— you are here Step 4 - claim authority to rule by decree Step 5 - fascism

submitted 32 days ago • 47 comments

The artist, David Cohen is an Asheville-based artist/musician and resident of over forty years. His cartoon work spans various subjects ranging from local issues based in Asheville to more national political events and even to one-off, word-play-oriented jokes. ❤️ Give credit to artists when you can.

submitted 31 days ago • 306 comments

Happy happy birthday to JB Pritzker, a man who isn't gonna roll over for Donald Trump. Proud to have you as my governor. 💪

submitted 35 days ago • 103 comments

It’s a sad day to be a fan of outsider cinema. Rest well, David Lynch. What you have built will live forever.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

The Washington Post’s daily traffic is roughly equivalent to a few of my friends who make YouTube videos in their apartments

submitted 41 days ago • 8 comments

I will never not be thankful for President Biden being a kind human being and his many accomplishments. Nor will I ever not be thoroughly disgusted by his willingness to treat this like every other changeover in presidential history. His legacy is marred in my book.

submitted 44 days ago • 94 comments

deadder.substack.com

submitted 49 days ago • 242 comments

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public. He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit. Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

submitted 51 days ago • 1093 comments

When the weed hit goes terribly awry

submitted 53 days ago • 10 comments

Anyone get a gift they didn't ask for... that you're beginning to grow fond of?

submitted 55 days ago • 1255 comments

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

submitted 55 days ago • 289 comments

This is so spot-on it’s scary.

submitted 57 days ago • 1169 comments

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

submitted 56 days ago • 219 comments

Former President Jimmy Carter, a man who redefined what a post-presidency could be, died Sunday. He was 100. www.ajc.com/news/former-...

submitted 57 days ago • 28 comments

I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣

submitted 61 days ago • 1631 comments

just now seeing this transition from the Potato Bowl to Monday Night Countdown and... this is way more clever than I would expect given how few people are likely to have even noticed what they did here

submitted 61 days ago • 2 comments

If Nosferatu came to my house I’d destroy him by pointing out the contradictions in his ideology

submitted 61 days ago • 25 comments

Happy 62nd To Kill A Mockingbird.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

@bencollins.bsky.social @theonion.com ❤️ what i needed to come home to

submitted 61 days ago • 84 comments

Merry Christmas to all

submitted 61 days ago • 188 comments

The Colonel was a straight-up freak.

submitted 61 days ago • 4 comments

Wild that there's people who just live a decade old Barney Stinson joke.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Guys. GUYS. WE GOT A HIPPOPOTAMUS FOR CHRISTMAS.

submitted 62 days ago • 100 comments

top 10 christmas movies 10. the christmas man 9. christmas man 8. christmas people go to town 7. a very christmas 6. context clues escaped me but i replied nonetheless: a christmas miracle 5. i’m going to christmas 4. unusual christmas! 3. christmas pants 2. mrs. christmas 1. mrs. and ms. christmas

submitted 62 days ago • 70 comments

Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️

submitted 63 days ago • 2776 comments

Oddly enough, this is a real movement: In response to X/Twitter announcing they are using user content to train AI, Korean users began describing "destroying Elon Musk's testicles with a spinning kick" as a healthy and wholesome traditional activity in order to contaminate the AI training data.

submitted 62 days ago • 52 comments

Happy Christmas one and all! 🎅😬😱🤣

submitted 62 days ago • 37 comments

I have had my first eggnog brandy of the season. It is now Christmas.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

the wet bandits

submitted 64 days ago • 86 comments

Evergreen advice, my friends

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

Love is a ticking bomb that will one day explode in your face and leave you dismembered, Charlie Brown

submitted 64 days ago • 2 comments

The issue most people have with the article is not that it's a failure of class solidarity, it's that the article got trotted out for THIS alleged white male suspect, but not for Trump, Kyle Rittenhouse, Daniel Perry, the Charleston church shooter, the El Paso shooter, the Buffalo shooter...

submitted 64 days ago • 10 comments

We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham

submitted 65 days ago • 321 comments

A couple people are like “she’s actually barely lost any net worth” and that’s kind of the point: you can do an incredible amount of stuff and give away billions of dollars and not even notice it and 95% of rich people won’t even do that because they’re nihilist assholes

submitted 64 days ago • 91 comments

Let this be a lesson to Disney: Audiences will go to bad sequels, bad prequels and bad remakes to things they like, but not bad prequels TO bad remakes of things they liked

submitted 64 days ago • 24 comments

Some in positions of great power are preemptively acting powerless. Too many with the loudest microphones are turning them down. Most disturbing, those with the greatest wealth are acting like they are the poorest and most vulnerable. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/we-a...

submitted 64 days ago • 255 comments