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it’s hockey night 🏒

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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

submitted 9 days ago • 89 comments

happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony

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This is a good time waster bracket.city

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KNOBS AND CRANKS KNOBS AND CRANKS

submitted 10 days ago • 783 comments

Really enjoyed The Case of the Golden Idol. Like if Carmen Sandiego was for grown ups and wasn’t teaching you anything, just entertainment 🎮

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What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

submitted 16 days ago • 288 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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her: i know a place me: i hope it's Large Black Inflatable Nightclub 14x14x14ft Inflatable Party Tent Inflatable Night Club Tent For Adults Wedding Birthday Raves Dance Floor Business. her:

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MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

submitted 26 days ago • 98 comments

Googles response basically being “it’s not making things up, it’s just incapable of telling facts from made up bullshit” would have destroyed a product in the days before the economy was propped up by a thin framework of scams lashed together with investment capital

submitted 27 days ago • 33 comments

go birds

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59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

submitted 28 days ago • 42 comments

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time.

submitted 29 days ago • 50 comments

Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.

submitted 30 days ago • 71 comments

this project has been running in both directions. early blogs up thru 2015 are imported, and new ones back to 2018 are imported. some formatting issues to fix, but will hopefully finish soon

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Purdue fan holds up a sign that says "Extend Mike Woodson"

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okay so what legal authority does elon musk have to commandeer the office of personnel management and access reams of sensitive data? www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

submitted 37 days ago • 932 comments

really enjoyed Thank Goodness You’re Here. Like if Monty Python made an Adult Swim series 🎮

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🔗: Pebble is back I literally have a box on my todo list to get my Pebble Steel running again. So excited ⌚

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Sunday bookmark dump, Jan 2025: https://pilch.micro.blog/2025/01/26/sunday-bookmark-dump-jan.html

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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.

submitted 42 days ago • 201 comments

"straight up jorkin my penits" I whisper as I fall. but a comrade steps over me and picks up my rifle. "STRAIGHT UP JORKING MY PENITS" he shouts as he charges

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they won’t even inaugurate the president outside anymore, due to woke

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Doctor: (plays cool punk) Billy Joel: that’s rock and roll Doctor: (plays hot funk) Billy Joel: still rock and roll to me Doctor: hmm I see (writing notes) patient is bad at music

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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

submitted 49 days ago • 779 comments

Lol TikTok ban collateral damage: Marvel Snap 🎮

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Boilers go 2-0 in their first west coast games in conference. Welcome to the B1G Washington and Oregon 🚂🏀

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i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him

submitted 52 days ago • 183 comments

Horned owl outside (needed the zoom) 🦉

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successful import back to 2021 (at least backend). Some theme tweaks and then 9 more years to go lol

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nba jam, splash screen, game gear (1994) www.mobygames.com/game/6609/nb...

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cerebro-2 hive we are so back

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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

submitted 53 days ago • 25 comments

it's incredibly funny that they're banging on about security concerns when the actual concern is "chinese cars are kicking our ass", something they can't say out loud

submitted 54 days ago • 66 comments

when a nazi dies

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

submitted 56 days ago • 100 comments

CJ Cox is balling out, but the play of the game is Myles Colvin getting a technical for his 3pt celebration of miming shooting webs like Spider-Man

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[werner herzog voice] the looney tunes are an abomination. the little bald man shoots the duck in the face but he lives. the coyote is crushed by many anvils, and yet he continues. these unnatural beings cannot die - and without death, what is the value of life itself?

submitted 57 days ago • 232 comments

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

submitted 58 days ago • 333 comments

it is so important to remember that IN THE MOMENT there was no one who thought jan. 6 was some innocent protest gone awry. everyone recognized it for what it was.

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Wow, what are the odds?!

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Northwestern thought they could come into Mackey Arena wearing black and gold, and Purdue is running them out of the gym

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elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

submitted 67 days ago • 48 comments

please don't use "elmo" when you're talking about elon musk. elmo is the little red guy from sesame street, whom I also hate

submitted 66 days ago • 53 comments

Don’t you dare “circle back” on January 2nd!!! We gonna ease into this mess as a COMMUNITY.

submitted 66 days ago • 17 comments

🌟FRIENDSHIP🌟

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