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Having out of town guests over. We were going to make them a meal, as has been the custom in virtually every culture in human history, but I think instead we'll berate them, criticize their clothing choices, and demand they thank us for everything.

Since the president has signed an EO making English the official language of the United States, here is the first non-English copy of the Declaration of Independence, printed in German just days after July 4, 1776. We have always been multilingual. cdm16274.contentdm.oclc.org/digital/coll...

My clothing: Handwash only. Me tossing it into the washer: β€œmay the odds be ever in your favor.”

Here’s an idea: If β€œwaste, fraud and abuse” are actually being uncovered, could we see a couple examples that can be investigated and confirmed by an independent 3rd party? Because I believe DOGE is theater.

Musk plans to fire 7,000 Social Security Administration employees while calling Social Security β€œthe biggest Ponzi scheme of all time.” However, Americans have paid into the system their entire working lives!

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Musk’s status as a β€œspecial government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working dailyβ€”documented by his own X postsβ€”they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congressβ€”please share.

Every second, the Sun ejects 1.5 million tons of material into space at hundreds of miles per second, but Earth's magnetic field protects it from the solar wind. Credit: NASA Goddard

Such a tragic loss. Thinking of their families during this time.

I'm a teacher and a bunch of parents name their kids the stupidest things nowadays. In my class right now are "Jax" and "Dexter", because their parents chose to name the kids after TV character murderers.

As an occasional writer about superhero things who used to complain that "supervillain runs for office and wins" storylines are stupid because everyone knows Norman Osborn is the Green Goblin and they've seen him murder people on TV, I've had to reexamine many of my priors

Somebody somewhere Needs flowers tonight

When things seem at their darkest, it can still get darker.

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We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stressβ€”please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugsβ€”you are amazing, and we love you all! πŸ’š

Ramadan Mubarak to all that celebrate

HERO vs ZERO I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore. #SlavaUkrainiπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ #ShameOnUSπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I don’t recall it being government of a person, by a person, and for a person.

Oh my gosh, Vancouver

This says it all.

Watching the orange tyrant on TV with Zelensky. Zelensky's restraint is amazing.

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WOW Just watched the clips of the Orange Buffoon embarrassing our nation in front of one of the bravest men alive; President Zelenskyy. Words don't get it, but surely this is one of this nations most shameful days. Unbelievable Please accept our most humble apologies

We just received word that the DOJ has begun removing data detailing criminal charges and convictions related to Trump loyalists. This started with records from the January 6th insurrection, but additional records are now being erased. We will keep you updated once we have more info.

Going to the grocery store now. Will read every label to make sure not to buy anything US. Supporting today's economical boycott is important. Canadians have your back, Blue Americans. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ πŸ’™ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

We apologize to our Ukrainian supporters. We are embarrassed by how our president and vice president have behaved. We are fighting to redeem the soul of America. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

I highly doubt that EVERYBODY was kung-fu fighting.

NOAA is an absolute mess, and it’ll be worse tomorrow. Please help us. There have already been over 1,000 terminations. It’s not just layoffsβ€”Elon Musk and his staffers are trying to completely dismantle us. Today, there were tons of firings, and more are coming tomorrow.

TAX THE CHURCHES TAX THE RICH REMOVE THE CAP FROM SOCIAL SECURITY CONTRIBUTIONS HANDS OFF OF SOCIAL SECURITY, MEDICARE, MEDICAID AND SNAP AGREE? βœ‹

Some weeks you'll move mountains, some weeks you'll barely make it out of bed. Whatever week you're having, you are beautiful, strong and brave. πŸ’™- your Bluesky mom

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